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(AZ Family)   Although it's funny in the movies when a guy leaves the sick little girl he's babysitting in an unlocked car with the motor running parked in a casino parking lot while he goes inside to gamble, in real life it will get you arrested   (azfamily.com) divider line
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2015-12-16 9:20:39 AM  
Yeah. Next time, bring the kid with you, whydoncha?

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2015-12-16 9:43:37 AM  

Although it's funny in the movies


It is?
 
2015-12-16 9:44:39 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Although it's funny in the movies


It is?


Subby makes it sound like a movie cliché but does anybody have a single example?
 
2015-12-16 9:45:26 AM  
I was gonna say... what movie is that?
 
2015-12-16 9:47:48 AM  
This is really the Casino's fault.

They don't even let people under 21 onto the property in those places. In actually fact, sometimes parents and guardians need to gamble.

Instead of trying to protect the children from "sin" and threatening their liquor license if a kid is within a nautical mile of the place, there should be a moderately priced baby sitting wing in every casino or the license gets pulled.

Poor legislation basically invites this kind of behavior.
 
2015-12-16 9:48:42 AM  
Still funny.
 
2015-12-16 9:50:18 AM  
This was happening at least once a month at the casino near me. I think they just stopped putting the stories on the news it got so common. One guy even left his elderly mother in the car, in February.
 
2015-12-16 9:51:07 AM  
"Although it's funny in the movies when a guy gets drunk and accidentally drops a baby in a woodchipper..."
"Although it's funny in the movies when a guy falls asleep with a lit cigarette and burns the house down with his family inside..."

Nope. I don't think these things have really been in Sandler's ouvre. Perhaps you're thinking of the Germans.
 
2015-12-16 9:51:15 AM  

Russ1642: Englebert Slaptyback: Although it's funny in the movies

It is?

Subby makes it sound like a movie cliché but does anybody have a single example?


theknuckler_33: I was gonna say... what movie is that?


blimey, tough crowd

/not subby
 
2015-12-16 9:52:06 AM  
Isn't that why they have valets?
 
2015-12-16 9:53:14 AM  
Just take 'em to the pawn shop next door.
 
2015-12-16 9:55:09 AM  
"Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.
 
d23 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2015-12-16 9:57:33 AM  
You'd think that the casino would have child care.
 
2015-12-16 10:00:16 AM  

EvaDewer:
funny
Sandler


Pick ONE.
 
2015-12-16 10:02:12 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.


I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.
 
d23 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2015-12-16 10:03:31 AM  
I'm past 40 and I never found someone to marry or who would marry me.

I would be happy to find a sexy single mom.

Sorry.. just thinking out loud...
 
2015-12-16 10:06:03 AM  
He's doing it wrong, you bring the sick kid in to count cards for you.
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2015-12-16 10:14:16 AM  
I don't know how common it is now, but last time I went to Vegas (about ten years ago) there were tons of bored looking, unattended kids milling about in every lobby of the casinos I went to.
 
2015-12-16 10:17:28 AM  

d23: I'm past 40 and I never found someone to marry or who would marry me.

I would be happy to find a sexy single mom.

Sorry.. just thinking out loud...


volunteer to coach little league or whatever it's called (we play Earl Of Sandwich To And Fro here)
 
2015-12-16 10:19:30 AM  

Lady J: Russ1642: Englebert Slaptyback: Although it's funny in the movies

It is?

Subby makes it sound like a movie cliché but does anybody have a single example?

theknuckler_33: I was gonna say... what movie is that?

blimey, tough crowd

/not subby


So you've noticed the latest iteration of Fark.  Nothing is fun or funny.  And If you joke about even something innocuous, you will be jumped on by the self righteous.
It's your job to take the self-righteous down the rabbit hole.  Shame them with your humor.  Let them understand that the internet can be fun.
/humour?
 
2015-12-16 10:21:24 AM  

ChipNASA: Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center



Please, please tell me you have a logo worked-up for that.
 
2015-12-16 10:24:01 AM  

ChipNASA: ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.

I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.


There's going to be some confusion with my strip club/veterinary clinic, but we're only open on Saturdays so it shouldn't be too bad.
 
2015-12-16 10:26:12 AM  

Russ1642: Englebert Slaptyback: Although it's funny in the movies


It is?

Subby makes it sound like a movie cliché but does anybody have a single example?


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Can't believe I'm posting this. I feel like such an elitist now.
 
2015-12-16 10:26:59 AM  

GnomePaladin: ChipNASA: ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.

I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.

There's going to be some confusion with my strip club/veterinary clinic, but we're only open on Saturdays so it shouldn't be too bad.


so basically, any chore that men have to do can be turned into a commercial venture with the addition of strippers and daycare?
 
2015-12-16 10:27:26 AM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Russ1642: Englebert Slaptyback: Although it's funny in the movies


It is?

Subby makes it sound like a movie cliché but does anybody have a single example?

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Can't believe I'm posting this. I feel like such an elitist now.


Nobody laughed at Wolfcastle either.
 
2015-12-16 10:27:46 AM  
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2015-12-16 10:34:46 AM  

Lady J: GnomePaladin: ChipNASA: ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.

I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.

There's going to be some confusion with my strip club/veterinary clinic, but we're only open on Saturdays so it shouldn't be too bad.

so basically, any chore that men have to do can be turned into a commercial venture with the addition of strippers and daycare?


As this article points out, some of us don't really even need the daycare.
 
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2015-12-16 10:40:20 AM  

cookiefleck: I don't know how common it is now, but last time I went to Vegas (about ten years ago) there were tons of bored looking, unattended kids milling about in every lobby of the casinos I went to.


Vegas is Vegas, though i suspect that your experience has something to do with the casino and resort aspect.

CSB: last time I was in Vegas was in 06 or 07, I had my son with me as we were about to go some damn where, but we're waiting on my mom or sister or somebody, so I sat down at a slot machine, with little 75 1/2 on my lap, in the hotel lobby to kill some time waiting. About 45 seconds later, hotel/casino security comes and tells me he can't be in my lap while playing the slot machine. It's not like I was letting him operate the machine or anything, he was actually completely disinterested in the entire thing. So I got up and moved 2 feet from the slot machine and the guy was happy.
 
2015-12-16 10:47:51 AM  

ChipNASA: ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.

I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.


I patented that business process back in 1999.
 
2015-12-16 11:07:48 AM  
So this guy tries to lie about how long he was in there?

Does he not realize that casinos have surveillance that puts Wal-Mart checkouts to shame?

My mom had someone steal some cash from her purse at a casino once. They pulled the surveillance videos for that time, saw exactly who did it and exactly where she was right now (still at the casino), and detained her. Being a much nicer person than me, my mother did not press charges. She got her money back and the thief was permanently barred from the casino, and she was satisfied.

From the instant you pull into a casino's parking lot to when you leave, every step you take is being recorded. This is not exactly unknown. If anything, the casinos emphasize it so that their honest customers feel safer and the potential thieves (and crooked dealers) are hopefully afraid to try anything.
 
2015-12-16 11:31:18 AM  

GnomePaladin: ChipNASA: ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.

I've always said I'm be a billionaire if I could open up a strip club with Day Care. Single Dads and all the strippers would pay ME to be there.
I'd call it Titties and Kiddies Strip Club and Day Care Center.
/don't go stealing my idea.

There's going to be some confusion with my strip club/veterinary clinic, but we're only open on Saturdays so it shouldn't be too bad.


If you have groomers as well my dogs will always be immaculate.  "Honey, taking the dog to the groomer.  He rolled in something again."
 
2015-12-16 11:47:19 AM  
He left his car running outside the casino for two hours...
What would you like to bet that the only reason anyone checked on that car was because it was running?

/ poor kid
// AZ has casinos now?
/// Were too many snowbirds clogging up the roads by hitchhiking to Nevada?
 
2015-12-16 12:23:28 PM  
In what movie is that funny?
 
2015-12-16 12:37:59 PM  
The car was running. She had access to heat and AC, plus internet radio. I bet he even left her a snack.
What's the big deal?
 
2015-12-16 12:49:06 PM  

cookiefleck: I don't know how common it is now, but last time I went to Vegas (about ten years ago) there were tons of bored looking, unattended kids milling about in every lobby of the casinos I went to.


In the early 1980's when I was like 11 or 12 my dad, uncles and grandpa would be at the craps tables while my cousins and I (all around the same age) would have free reign all over Las Vegas. All the good casinos had large arcades so we'd hop from one to the other. The only rule was we had to check back in at the top of the hour. One of the men would come out, dole out some cash/quarters and off we'd go.
 
2015-12-16 1:28:53 PM  

151: cookiefleck: I don't know how common it is now, but last time I went to Vegas (about ten years ago) there were tons of bored looking, unattended kids milling about in every lobby of the casinos I went to.

Vegas is Vegas, though i suspect that your experience has something to do with the casino and resort aspect.

CSB: last time I was in Vegas was in 06 or 07, I had my son with me as we were about to go some damn where, but we're waiting on my mom or sister or somebody, so I sat down at a slot machine, with little 75 1/2 on my lap, in the hotel lobby to kill some time waiting. About 45 seconds later, hotel/casino security comes and tells me he can't be in my lap while playing the slot machine. It's not like I was letting him operate the machine or anything, he was actually completely disinterested in the entire thing. So I got up and moved 2 feet from the slot machine and the guy was happy.


Born and raised in Las Vegas. Walkways and lobby areas are acceptable distances for children and adults under the age of 21. Close enough to touch a machine or table is unacceptable.
 
2015-12-16 1:29:46 PM  

cookiefleck: I don't know how common it is now, but last time I went to Vegas (about ten years ago) there were tons of bored looking, unattended kids milling about in every lobby of the casinos I went to.


Those weren't children. There are plenty of bored- looking young persons milling around every casino. Just ask any single-appearing guy.
 
2015-12-16 1:31:49 PM  

Lady J: d23: I'm past 40 and I never found someone to marry or who would marry me.

I would be happy to find a sexy single mom.

Sorry.. just thinking out loud...

volunteer to coach little league or whatever it's called (we play Earl Of Sandwich To And Fro here)


Go take a natural childbirth class. Those broads put out.
 
2015-12-16 4:25:01 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: "Police said Shinault is not the child's biological father..."

Idiot. You're supposed to act incredulous. "How'd that kid get in my car!?!?"

The mom must fark like a champ.


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