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(NYPost)   Beer from a glass or from a bottle: Study says it tells a lot about a man   (nypost.com) divider line
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2001-12-26 4:45:51 AM  
someone say beer?
 
2001-12-26 4:46:42 AM  
My study says that if you drink beer from a keg that you're most likely a college student.

If you drink beer in a chilled glass with a coaster, chances are you're married, and NOT the one wearing the pants.
 
2001-12-26 4:48:38 AM  
What if you drink from a pint glass? What if you drink from a can? What if you drink from a plastic cup? What if you just like boobies no matter how you drink?
 
2001-12-26 4:49:42 AM  
I prefer to drink from a bottle, but that's because it reminds me of sucking cock.
 
2001-12-26 4:52:40 AM  
What if you don't drink beer because you think it tastes like crap?
 
2001-12-26 4:52:55 AM  
Bottle.......for obvious reasons.....
 
2001-12-26 4:54:37 AM  
can drink more/faster from a glass

I prefer to guzzle vodka or barcardi 151 straight from the bottle or mouth of the closest cheerleader

Community collage student here (but you already knew that....)
 
2001-12-26 4:59:25 AM  
I really want to dump my fatass girlfriend. Unfortunately, I'm a short glass kinda guy. Can any bottle types offer me any help???
 
2001-12-26 4:59:36 AM  
If you drink beer in a chilled glass with a coaster, chances are you're married, and NOT the one wearing the pants

lordargent Wrong. Its the quanity of the beer you're allowed to drink whether you own you dick or its in the purse.
 
2001-12-26 5:03:38 AM  
Did someone say slutty New Years outfits?
Or am I hearing things?
 
2001-12-26 5:03:48 AM  
Tell her to pull up a couple of seats and give her the news.

or Mytwocents says to tell her she's ugly.

Your choice.
 
2001-12-26 5:07:10 AM  
Mytwocents Love ya but don't be a Farkwhore.
 
2001-12-26 5:09:39 AM  
Go w/the pants, Mytwocents
and I can't wait to try out that "you're ugly" *smile* thing

Oh, and if you're drinking from bottles, and you open a bottle and it starts fizzing out and spilling onto the table, do NOT attempt to stop the spillage by placing your mouth, and only your mouth, on the bottle, no matter how drunk you are. Eight months later and I'm STILL hearing about that one. Hey, fark you guys, I did NOT "take that bottle like a Bankok hooker" - where I come from, we just don't let good beer go to waste, is all.
 
2001-12-26 5:09:57 AM  
OK.....sorry.....it is bad enough being a regular whore, never mind a Farkwhore......geeeezzzzz
 
2001-12-26 5:16:20 AM  
mytwocents

stop that. please. you're torturing poor internet boys. like me.

since we're talking about booze - or supposed to be - does anyone know anything about RYE whiskey? i've been drinking irish, scotch, and bourbon forever and had RYE for the first time tonite. and the shiat hit me kinda quick. input please.
 
2001-12-26 5:21:11 AM  
Rye was very popular and considered blue collar pre-Prohibition and never regained its popularity after it.
I think the shiat is just a step below Everclear.
 
2001-12-26 5:24:57 AM  
Apple Pucker, that is my favorite....from what I hear guys don't like it cause it is too girly, sorta like the whole Midori Sour thing....I don't know, it doesn't take much to get me drunk, so I forget what I'm drinking after a couple beers or a shot or two...I'm a light weight, even after all the drinking I did in college......
 
2001-12-26 5:25:32 AM  
so I should be drinking rye then? They have this at the Safeway, yes? Brands? Help me out here...
 
2001-12-26 5:32:37 AM  
Gonzo: RYE is Canadian whiskey. Ask all the questions you want to the Canadian kids, me, occasionally mytwocents and Robo-Jesus
 
2001-12-26 5:34:46 AM  
thanks, jd, for the history. taste is like bourbon (sp?) but sharper. and only 80 proof, where good bourbon is 100 or 101.

and mytwocents, thanks for bringing this back to the original subject. cuz you can tell alot about a man who partakes in a midori sour. well, maybe not alot. but enough. or so i'm told.

big dave... safeway was closed tonite, so i don't know. but jim beam makes the only rye i know of.
 
2001-12-26 5:35:47 AM  
jim beam is bourbon, american whiskey. Canadian club and Crown Royal are Rye, or Canadian whiskeys.
 
2001-12-26 5:36:27 AM  
watson,

i've heard canadian club is similar to rye whiskey. but i've never heard that all canadian is rye. so is crown royal a rye whiskey?
 
2001-12-26 5:38:12 AM  
farking delays.

BTW, jim beam makes a rye whiskey. it has a yellow label instead of... uhhhmmmm... whatever color regular bourbon beam comes with (white or black, i can't recall).
 
2001-12-26 5:39:11 AM  
crown royal is definitely premium rye whiskey.

Other ok stuff is Candian club, seagram's seven star etc.

cheap shiat is like Canadian mist.


Mytwocents: Any resolutions on your slutty outfits? I still stand by 3, 5 and the pink one.

RAWWRRR!!
 
2001-12-26 5:44:09 AM  
There are Canadian and Anerican rye whiskeys, but few full 100% rye grain whiskeys. A lot of ryes are a blend. Its a little harsh for my tastes.

Also My2cents: if anybody gives you crap in Vegas, buy 'em a cement mixer. Its a shot of Baileys with a splash of Rose's Lime. As soon as they drink it , it will coagulate in their mouth and expand into a mushy oatmeal load that they won't soon forget. They will spit it out very quickly and profusely. I didn't forget mine from the farkin coont who bought me one, the biatch.

Night y'all and fark on.
 
2001-12-26 5:47:36 AM  
G'Night JD.

Dr. G: Try a Manhattan with rye (rye and vermouth) next time you're out. Excellent stuff!

MyTwoCents: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshiat. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
 
2001-12-26 5:47:54 AM  
MyTwoCents: 6, 9, or 10...

And no that wasn't a 69 joke, I just like tall boots and coats on women...Ermm..not like it matters or anything....

3Horn
 
2001-12-26 5:59:00 AM  
watson.

those manhattans are what did me in tonite. that's what drew me in... i had a manhattan before, but it was made with.... something besides rye. i felt need to try the real thing, so i bit. they were great, although i think i had the wrong vermouth (dry rather than sweet). i could be wrong.

but right now i don't care.
 
2001-12-26 6:02:09 AM  
Gonzo: yeah try them with sweet vermouth. Some people put grenadine in after irt has been mixed and shaken and some add a maraschino cherry. The manly way is just rye and vermouth, but try sweet vermouth.

Up here in Canada everyone drinks Rye and cokes and Rye and ginger-ale. Most bars stock Canadian club as the bar rye.
 
2001-12-26 6:04:46 AM  
irt=it
 
2001-12-26 7:38:12 AM  
word. i keep dry vermouth cuz i'm a gin freak. one day. shiat.
 
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2001-12-26 8:20:30 AM  
I like the part where they dump their girlfriends because the cows put on weight.

Hear that girls? Me thinks it is time for jog. Work off those Christmas pounds you packed on!
 
2001-12-26 8:25:03 AM  
This is stupid.

"Another 89 percent of wine-glass drinkers say they would be prepared to pay for sex."

What if it turns out, and I bet it does, that 89 percent of men in general would pay for sex?

These numbers have nothing to do with what kind of glass a man uses, because there are no numbers to contrast men who do not drink at all, or some sort of control group.

These numbers might just represent men in general.

Idiots
 
2001-12-26 8:39:38 AM  
Of those who said they drank from a bottle, 77 percent said they would cheat on their partner if the opportunity arose and 68 percent would dump their girlfriends if they put on weight.

Ummmm, yep

Bottle , and not because of the dick refernce made earlier!
 
2001-12-26 8:47:53 AM  
Ahhh isn't love grand. I usually find that my women change the very next day, not me. From farking beautiful to so troll-like I wonder if there is a bridge unguarded somewhere. Of course I drink ONLY KY Bourbon Whiskey so any glass, bottle, flat-stable object will do. Call me crazy but liquor is quicker, beer is good only if it's Guiness. And if ya boil the fat off the bone we all pay for sex.
 
2001-12-26 9:14:16 AM  
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2001-12-26 9:14:28 AM  
No mention of cracksmokers in the article. The NYPOST is biased.
 
2001-12-26 9:18:25 AM  
They probably did this in bars and after a sampling of some alcohols being promoted by Grouse (or whatever their name was - hiccup). Most married men do not hang out in bars - unless they are trying to get away from their wives.
 
2001-12-26 10:29:21 AM  
Mytwocents:
<popculture>
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
</popculture>
 
2001-12-26 10:55:41 AM  
JD, why did you bring up the cement mixer? A friend of mine bought one for me on my 21st birthday. Dear lord that was the most disgusting thing I have ever had. It's not the taste - it's the texture. Yuck.

Mytwocents: As a former bartender I'm afraid to say that Apple Pucker is indeed girly. Sorry :(

I've noticed that I can't drink as much as I did in college. Maybe I'm just out of practice.
 
2001-12-26 10:57:45 AM  
dumb

dumb

dumb
 
2001-12-26 11:56:17 AM  
You HAVE to drink Hacker Pschorr Weiss Beer out of a glass with a slice of lemon.
It is the ONLY way.
 
2001-12-26 11:57:18 AM  
Too Bad .... Gone are the days that you could sit at the bar, drink your grasshopper and not be snickered at.
 
2001-12-26 11:59:27 AM  
Pint glass. I.P.A. or Hefeweizen. Maybe a Black & Tan.

And absolutely NO sorostitutes in slutty outfits in sight.
 
2001-12-26 11:59:43 AM  
I thought in most bars they just gave you the bottle or one glass and you had no choice for other containers. Oh well.
 
2001-12-26 12:50:08 PM  
Well, let's see. I stopped drinking beer for a few years once I realized that it took a case of the stuff to get me tipsy. Then I discovered sweet sweet Jameson's Irish Whiskey. Eventually it occurred to me that I might be developing a drinking problem, and switched to having one beer every month or so.

A couple years of that, and I get wasted off of two Mac-N-Jacks African Amber. Being a lightweight is much cheaper.

I prefer drinking from a tall glass. I have no idea what that means.
 
2001-12-26 12:59:41 PM  
The study reveals that 67 percent of those who drink from a wine glass earn more than $50,000 a year, while 52 percent do not want their future wife to work
52 percent!? That's not conclusive at all!
 
2001-12-26 1:20:36 PM  
For my money, nothing beats left over rotgut collected from the bottom of 20-odd assorted bottles found in trash cans and back alleys. Mmmm-mmmmm good.
 
2001-12-26 1:21:26 PM  
What does it say if you drink beer from a stripper's ass?

Just curious.
 
2001-12-26 1:28:32 PM  
I'm going to have to agree with Lord Watson on this one. Cock and beer are good!
 
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