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(Tech Times)   Forensics reveal physical changes in Americans over the last century. Fatter asses, bigger heads, smaller nads.   ( divider line
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5007 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2001 at 10:26 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-25 10:28:24 AM  
Ouch! My ego
2001-12-25 10:29:44 AM  
I wouldn't go that far..But Aussie's are superior...LMAO

2001-12-25 10:29:49 AM  
I'm startin' to figure out how to get my article submissions accepted now! It's all in the dirty joke, folks!
2001-12-25 10:55:44 AM  
Wow, a misleading title, how original and witty.
2001-12-25 10:56:13 AM  
tell me abou it!

these article captions are almost as bad as banner ads
2001-12-25 11:04:52 AM  
not one of the things in the headline is true... wtf I dont see how that makes it funny
2001-12-25 11:07:58 AM  
:D :D :D
2001-12-25 11:12:10 AM  
nads? like in the commercial..
2001-12-25 11:14:29 AM  
Nothing in the article about smaller nads ... maybe the submitter of the article is volunteering some info about themselves ...
2001-12-25 11:21:27 AM  
Hunters and hikers sometimes stumble across human bones while trekking through the woods,...

How often does this really happen??


"If you find a body in the woods,....

What the hell woods are they going to???

Sometimes the police even find skeletons in the possession of people who shouldn't have them, like maybe a skull on someone's mantel."

Is this guy for real???

BTW I've also read somewhere Korzeniowski has small nads :)
2001-12-25 11:26:11 AM  

I just can't stop laughing.
2001-12-25 11:35:48 AM  
Nads ~ I saw the commercial (sp--->early for me) last night

evolution rules
2001-12-25 11:37:02 AM  
Or police find heads in the refrigerator and nads in formaldehyde....
2001-12-25 11:55:02 AM  
oh my god...... i just couldn't start laughing.
2001-12-25 12:02:29 PM  
Yes! My shrivelled testicles will be on display at the Smithsonian from Wednesday.
2001-12-25 12:06:10 PM  
Is there a magnifying glass by the display?
2001-12-25 12:08:42 PM  
"We actually have much less bone than we once had. .... "

Well, maybe so, but the WOOD is still going strong... ;)
2001-12-25 12:10:21 PM  
Skillpot Diving?
2001-12-25 12:15:35 PM  
That's what happens when you body-board into the beach face first. The locals call the small burrowing crabs that live there 'skillpots'.
2001-12-25 12:16:36 PM  
So ... if I have kids, they'll be exercising from infancy. I'd hate to have kids with teardrop-shaped femurs.

Or something.
2001-12-25 12:18:01 PM  
I dunno Korzeniowski, I did a GIS on your name and this is one of two images that came up and this one negates your Smithsonian statement (yikes - weeners!)

[image from too old to be available]

However - this one proves it to be true....

[image from too old to be available]

so which is it??

2001-12-25 12:23:39 PM  
Ye gods! It's Uncle Dan from the toolshed!!
2001-12-25 2:23:30 PM  
I swear to god, all the totally misleading "joke" headlines are killing the spirit of Fark.

For gods sake stop it.
2001-12-25 3:14:55 PM  
Sounds like we're all going to look like the classic alien... big heads, long skinny bodies. Pale green skin and black eyes are explained by never going outside and staring at computer screens for a few millenia.
2001-12-25 4:23:31 PM  
The resolution is too high in the outside world....
2001-12-25 5:41:56 PM  
What's going on here? For a Tuesday, it sure is a slow news day!

(I am also anxiously waiting for someone to state the other overused phrases I have come to loathe.
I heard this on *name of another site*!
This is sooo not funny!
This is sooo old!)
2001-12-25 5:42:11 PM  
Sweet, dont you even think about it!!!
2001-12-25 7:38:09 PM  
there are lots of intelligent folks on Fark so some one please make sense of the follow:

"Also, other countries don't have the flourishing forensic field that we have here because they kill (each other) much less frequently. There just isn't that much demand."

demand for forensics or killing?
2001-12-25 9:27:12 PM  
Eh, misleading headline, but the article was interesting. Kind of scary, too.
2001-12-25 9:58:37 PM  
.... CURIOUS : I'd tell ya but then I'd have to Kill ya !

sike ..... It prolly has to do with murder rates being high in the US and more research , but then again I'm not very intellligent , for a Farker ...
2001-12-25 10:52:04 PM  
Could it be that the body adapts to suit the activities its owner most often engages in? Selective stuff.

As for the slanted quote: "Also, other countries don't have the flourishing forensic field that we have here because they kill (each other) much less frequently. There just isn't that much demand"... read the news sometime. Not every society is as rich as ours, or puts the same premium on human life.
2001-12-25 11:48:58 PM  
I don't believe this crap. The researchers are a married couple from Tennessee. My bones are round, I tell you, they're round!
2001-12-25 11:57:27 PM  
Oh Christ! You mean I'm turning French!?!
2001-12-26 2:44:58 AM  
2001-12-26 9:36:35 PM  
Jeebus, will the few retards on this page either use spell check more often, or stop using that l33t bullshiat. Yech.
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