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(I-Mockery)   Mall Madness (complete with Sim Santa gettin their freak on)   ( divider line
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4949 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Dec 2001 at 1:07 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-26 1:10:34 AM  
2001-12-26 1:10:49 AM  
i went to wal-mart 2 nights ago and felt a level of human hatred i never thought possible. for a moment, i was lucifer.

merry christmas!
2001-12-26 1:13:05 AM  
For my whiny, immature, irresponsible sister, I got a couple of key chains with sayings that accurately stated how I felt about her. I got my brother one that used one of those playful expressions about how the foot and the
posterior of two different people should be combined for amusement purposes.

For my parents, I got a Beatles poster and a device that emits crude noises at the push of a button. It's not that I'm cheap; it's just that the mall itself was out of most things, and the rest of the crap was expensive.

Uhhh, yeah you are cheap.
2001-12-26 1:14:16 AM  
I slept all day and when I woke I found a pile of useless shiat at my door.
2001-12-26 1:14:59 AM  

Walmart does that for me 365 days a year.
2001-12-26 1:18:58 AM  
God if there's one store I avoid like the plauge (and there isn't, I avoid many stores like the plauge), it's WalMart/KMart.

Walmart has too many fat people, and always smells like cheap plastic.

Kmart, as MAD said it best:

Keeps Middle America Really Tacky
2001-12-26 1:19:43 AM  
And fark, I just can't spell plague can I?
2001-12-26 1:20:25 AM  
I plan on hitting up Wal Mart for Cheep post-Xmas memory cards for my new PS2.

God Bless America
2001-12-26 1:21:39 AM  
Slender: What'd you get?! What'd you get?!!!
2001-12-26 1:21:51 AM  
Everytime I have walked through a Wally Worls, one thought screams through my head.

Can you please make the aisles just a little more narrower
2001-12-26 1:22:56 AM  
2001-12-26 1:27:43 AM  
*yawn* ZZZZZZZ etc.
2001-12-26 1:27:56 AM  
>>>Can you please make the aisles just a little more narrower?

And the carts just .. a tad wider. jesus, those things are enormous!

That doesnt bother as much as the people that pushing them, drive on the right (wrong) side of the aisle, the dont look both bays when making a turn. Arghh. its like driving you old fat hillbilly. damn you.
2001-12-26 1:33:15 AM  
cheap, unemployed, buys jack shiat for family. better titile.
2001-12-26 1:34:36 AM  
The one good thing about Wal-Mart is they don't inflate the prices on video games like some people... *glares at Babbages* I plan on going there tomorrow to see if I can pick up Star Wars Rogue Leader for my shiny new GameCube.
2001-12-26 1:34:36 AM  
OK, I realize that this has nothing to with this link.....but Drew doesn't like me so I know that there is no chance in hell that he would post this as a post for me...and I also realize that I am going to be sorry...but you guys seem to like me & know that you can be brutally honest if need, I can't decide what to wear on New Years & so my friend didn't believe me when I said I was going to do that made me do it more.....and I plan on posting this on other links maybe....I just need honest opinion. Now mind you I am going to be in Vegas, so I figure any of these outfits will be tame compared to others....So click here and tell me which outfit you think works I said, I know I'll be sorry for this, so if there are lots of mean comments I'll just take the page down....but I really need opinions here plus I happen to like the attention....;)
2001-12-26 1:35:54 AM  
Oh.....and yes, in keeping with tradition, I blurred my face.......:)
2001-12-26 1:36:35 AM  
MightySausage: Is the Gamecube good??? I got $$ for Christmas and thought about getting one.
2001-12-26 1:38:37 AM  

I like the sleazy one.
2001-12-26 1:38:56 AM  
Mytwocents: #8 is my pick.
2001-12-26 1:40:22 AM  
you really shouldnt wear that in las vegas for new years. but you can come over to my crummy apartment. ill buy a box of wine.

et. al/
2001-12-26 1:41:05 AM  
Mytwocents: 3.
2001-12-26 1:41:10 AM  
My Two Cents, #4
2001-12-26 1:41:28 AM  
Yikes Mytwocents. I wish I wasn't working over New Years..... you reminded me why I love going out then...

I vote three or five depending on what look you're going for. If it's peeler's night out then number 3. If you just want men to forget their names when introducing themselves then 3.
2001-12-26 1:42:07 AM  
2 Cents...5 or 8. Check out C2K in the Venetian if you get a chance. Wild Party.
2001-12-26 1:42:31 AM  
Now, if this was called "Marble Madness," then it'd be cool.

Mytwocents: I'd do something about the face first.
2001-12-26 1:42:33 AM  
Shiat, I meant If you just want men to forget their names when introducing themselves then 5.
2001-12-26 1:43:14 AM  
and which one wasn't sleazy? sorry.
2001-12-26 1:44:39 AM  
PLEASE somebody photoshop fb-'s beer bottle face on one of her pics..
2001-12-26 1:46:32 AM  
Never underestimate the power of seamed stockings.

The eyes follow it up and down or so my girlfriend says though it generally means I'm getting lucky later.
2001-12-26 1:47:07 AM  
2001-12-26 1:49:00 AM  
Hytes Xian Nothing to apologize for.
It's not easy being sleazy.
2001-12-26 1:49:07 AM  
5 8 or 9. personally i think they all look good but those are the best ones.
2001-12-26 1:50:08 AM  
Aerosquid: Your profile photo is creepy. Who are all those pictures on the wall of?
2001-12-26 1:50:14 AM  
But it's sleazy being greasy.
2001-12-26 1:51:26 AM  
LordWatson: Just the Original Sketches from my website =) That's my studio
2001-12-26 1:52:25 AM  
#5 or #8. Though you will probably want someone to test out how well the clothes stand up to a good groping. I volunteer.
2001-12-26 1:54:16 AM  
Hytes Xian: Wesson oil is an acceptable alternative.
Land O Lakes has no staying power.
Olive oil is never virginal despite what it says on the bottle.
Velveeta in a pinch as its not easy being cheezy.
2001-12-26 1:55:11 AM  
Mytwocents: 8 is good.
2001-12-26 1:55:42 AM  
Mytwocents: Ahem... I believe the term I'm looking for is "Dayumnation, She's hawt!" Sorry - every once in a while my trailer-park/apartment-farm heritage bubbles forth.

After a lot of careful thought (and very close scrutiny), I'd say they're all attractive outfits. My personal preference would be towards 5 or 8, depending on things like weather and modesty.
2001-12-26 1:56:00 AM  
My subconscious is writing a nightmare for beddy-bye in a bit. It stars AeroSquid as the stalker and Mytwocents as the jezebel....
2001-12-26 1:57:39 AM  
Hey Wombat!!!
You promised me a story about gaffa tape and pumpkin pie. You promised!!!
2001-12-26 1:58:58 AM  
Hytes: Xianhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..*cough*...hehehehehehehehehehehe heheheheheheheh*sip*hehehehehehehehehehehehe
2001-12-26 1:59:25 AM  
Mytwocents is a drag queen.
2001-12-26 1:59:27 AM  
Judging by the profile pic, I think Aerosquid could tell you a story or two about gaffa tape and pumpkin pie.
2001-12-26 1:59:53 AM  
2001-12-26 2:00:38 AM  

do better with this photshop !!
2001-12-26 2:01:12 AM  
Jefferson Davis: Please stop posting. If I keep laughing, I'm going to get wheezy.
2001-12-26 2:02:16 AM  
hehehehe, very funny Freak
2001-12-26 2:03:31 AM  
What the hell is a photshop?
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