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7495 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2001 at 1:41 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-25 1:45:55 AM  
Maybe he had asthma.
2001-12-25 1:46:07 AM  
Haha, victory is mine!
2001-12-25 1:46:12 AM  
2001-12-25 1:46:41 AM  
2001-12-25 1:49:52 AM  
you know, this may be the first time i've heard of someone sending themselves to the hospital from a bong ... sure, we always joked about it, but ...
2001-12-25 1:50:40 AM  
This never would have happened had he consulted Jerome.
2001-12-25 1:59:39 AM  
2001-12-25 2:00:21 AM  
Beaten by a bong. How the mighty French have fallen... Oh wait, they haven't.
2001-12-25 2:07:06 AM  
Imagine his epitaph.
2001-12-25 2:13:30 AM  
sucks to your ass-mar
2001-12-25 2:16:07 AM  
zamboni, nice pick up ::golf clap::
2001-12-25 2:19:04 AM  
get a real bong.
2001-12-25 2:19:51 AM  
He should have just used a honey bear. Or an aluminum can. Works every time. Won't send you to the hospital either.
2001-12-25 2:32:25 AM  
Wonder if it was harmonia?
2001-12-25 2:45:04 AM  
ahh..The quest for the ultimate buzz. He fell short , too bad , so sad .
2001-12-25 2:47:43 AM  
Marijuana is bad kids, mmm kay...

Really, though, this guy ought to be in for a Darwin.
2001-12-25 2:56:53 AM  
great. leave it to a moron to do something stupid and ruin it for the rest of us:

Listen, yee sinners. it is not only the sinful marijuana that will lead you to hell, but the overzealous toke as well...
2001-12-25 3:10:59 AM  
bong making isnt exactly rocket science you can make one out of virtually anything ;)
2001-12-25 3:18:06 AM  
harsh toke, man.

hurt le buzz.
2001-12-25 3:20:36 AM  
The chest injuries are just a coverup.Real story is,he got the damn thing jammed up his ass,and couldn't get it out.He was trying to get high rectally.
2001-12-25 3:46:17 AM  
weed gives me face pains from smoking it and stumbling into doors, walls, and floors.
2001-12-25 4:28:38 AM  
Very narrow outlet? Shoulder pain? What kind of peice of shiat bong did he make? Pepe Le Dumb Ass. He should have his weed confiscated and given to me just cause he is a shiathead. Nevermind. he was probably smoking truffles or female armpit hair. Another classic case for the Anals of French Medical History.
2001-12-25 4:37:42 AM  
I wonder who his physical therapist will be?
"Paging Dr. Cheech, Paging Dr. Chong"
2001-12-25 6:53:32 AM  
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2001-12-25 6:56:27 AM  
I bet he rubbed his two remaining brain cells together and decided to see what huffing Pam Non-Stick Spray is like.
2001-12-25 7:13:17 AM  
In a follow-up story, the 19-year-old man fell asleep on railroad tracks shortly after his release from Bretonneau University Hospital. He failed to hear the whistle of the oncoming Amtrak train, which otherwise would've awakened the dead, literally. The young man lost all limbs and appendages in the accident, save for three fingers on his left arm. That leaves him with enough mobility to masturbate while taking deep-forced puffs on his home bong. He plans to sue Bretonneau University Hospital, Amtrak, FARK.COM, and the producers of the Japanese childrens' show Domo-Kun for unspecified damages.
2001-12-25 8:54:17 AM  
Well, since it hasn't been said yet...

Killer bong on the loose; France surrenders!
2001-12-25 9:17:56 AM  
Don't tell me I'm the only one that's heard of a gravity bong....that would mean I've reached Elite Status! I've got to get my new membership card!
2001-12-25 9:53:47 AM  
Never happened man.
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2001-12-25 10:03:40 AM  
You're not the only one who's heard of the gravity bong, OverMuch. I swear by them. Easy to make, only a retard could get it wrong, and we have Archimedes to thank.

What kind of a tool uses teeny tiny hose pipe for his hookah? Sounds like this tool is a n00b.
2001-12-25 10:38:06 AM  
I've often looked at those little air pumps used in fish tanks and wondered what sort of "device" I could come up with......Hmmmmmm
2001-12-25 11:17:16 AM  
BABY, that shiat happens to me all the time and I dont go crying to the hospital.
2001-12-25 11:24:30 AM  
Korzeniowski: LOL. Now we know the truth. Archimedes was working on a killer bong design when he was killed by a Roman solder!
2001-12-25 11:52:18 AM  
The patient fully recovered after bed rest and 12 hours of intermittent oxygen therapy.

damn, I'll bet he worked really hard at catching that buzz.
2001-12-25 11:54:50 AM  
What kind of dipstick uses a 2-3 MILLIMETER DIAMETER for his bong? Talk about baby sips, no wonder this farkstick blew out his chest cavity attempting the 'master' toke. Seriously, it doesn't take a degree in engineer to make a bong but from this article it's obvious you need some kind of IQ.


2001-12-25 12:12:02 PM  
Graphics bongs rule !!!
Graffix bongs are pieces of crap cheap plastic junk !
2001-12-25 12:17:12 PM  
When I was in High School, we had a 4 foot bong that took 2 people to operate. It couldn't be lit by the user. It also took 2 hits just to fill the chamber with smoke. It was like getting a super mega hit and would usually make me pass out for a couple minutes.
...I forgot what I was going to say...
...I guess I'll have a bonghit...
2001-12-25 12:25:57 PM  
Should have joined a Tokin' Ring.
2001-12-25 1:47:22 PM  
Viva le french Farker...What a lugnut ... "Party on" ALL!!!!
2001-12-25 3:06:13 PM  
We used make bongs out of bamboo of suitable diameter as required when the need was strong ;-)

It was handy having so much of the shiat around sometimes.
2001-12-25 3:52:07 PM  
Hehehehehe.... Yes he definately deserves a darwin. What a dumbass. Maybe that french farker should stick to the Chateu le Maision (simpsons fans SHOULD know) Wine w/antifreeze..... heh
2001-12-25 5:03:33 PM  
That's why my bong is a US Army approved l337p1p3. It's a reverse pressure activated chamber loaded type 1-a, with combustion provided by a U-238 fusion/fission chamber - manual operation.

Using the thing requires 2 hands, and some brains. Studies show that the average smoker gets 2.378 times higher with this device than using the average civilan bong.

The Soviet Union was experimenting with plasma models that could just extract the THC straight from the plant, and then inject it directly into the part of the brain where the active ingredients had the most effect. But it was never tested for a lack volunteers...
2001-12-25 5:26:16 PM  
I wonder if what happened to him is the opposite of gagging on a hit. You know, where you grunting up into your sinusues (or is that sinai?)
2001-12-25 5:43:36 PM  
Just goes to show ya, stoners should not use their brains to design complicated machinery. Leave it to professionals like engineers and physicists to get the job done right. I can see it now...a bong made by Ron Popiel: "Light it and forget it"
2001-12-25 8:38:31 PM  
you're wrong Bob--stoners make the best designs, for potery creamics glass furniture, heck almost all ingeniuos inventions have been thought up by man in altered states of mind.
2001-12-25 10:31:47 PM  
We had a 4 footer named "BIG red" that got smashed by the farking cops....we turned him into a steam roller. I wonder if you could rig up a nebulizer for smoking purposes? To make it worse, I bet that dumbass was smokin' dro....I have 'ass-mar' and I don't know if it's my breathing condition or dank nugs, but dro farking kills me.

OverMuch...gravity bongs rule.

Deathcow, marijuana dosen't kill brain cells.
2001-12-25 11:48:17 PM  
"Uhm... help me dig my eyes from my eustachian tubes, man..."
2001-12-26 12:53:12 AM  
I loved that guy that used to be on Conan who could make a bong out of any 3 items.
2001-12-26 1:12:21 AM  
Just in case y'all were not aware of it but the possesion and use of marijuanna is illegal.
2001-12-26 1:16:01 AM  
PS It is highly reliavble information from my DARE class and my friendly neighborhood policeman, Officer Lokimup. They didn't strike me as fabricators of truth.
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