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(Some Guy)   Man hunts bear. Bear eats man.   ( divider line
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5847 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2001 at 1:41 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-25 1:44:39 AM  
That'll teach him not to get off his computer..

Can't leave, bears outside.
2001-12-25 1:44:58 AM  
Only in Russia.

2001-12-25 1:45:22 AM  
Screw you!

(Ah, no, not really, it's Christmas.)
2001-12-25 1:56:16 AM  
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2001-12-25 2:05:17 AM  
Damn you, Malinois! I just sprayed coke all over my monitor!
2001-12-25 2:14:08 AM  
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2001-12-25 2:14:50 AM  
maybe he found some of those wild mushrooms and wouldn't share...
2001-12-25 2:19:14 AM  
From the info in that article, it should seem obvious that the guy disturbed the bear and was attacked since all good bears are hibernating in russia this time of year. Moral: Don't walk into a bear den and wake it up after it has been sleeping for 3 months and hasn't eaten.
2001-12-25 2:19:37 AM  
2001-12-25 2:22:11 AM  
Malinois - i love you for putting that pic up...
2001-12-25 2:26:40 AM  
I'm sorry but that story was just too grizzly to bear.
2001-12-25 2:29:02 AM  
Some days you bite the bear, some days the bear bites you...
2001-12-25 2:32:01 AM  
Kosher Bear... that's my kind of bear!
2001-12-25 3:17:10 AM  
I wonder how humans taste to animals...

Malinois-Those dogs in your profile are biatchin' kewl.
2001-12-25 3:20:08 AM  

Karma is a biatch.
2001-12-25 3:39:59 AM  
Kthulhu: Tastes like chicken.
2001-12-25 5:14:43 AM  
Which means he missed Christmas .....

Aww ... how sad,

but the bear ate turkey
2001-12-25 7:31:37 AM  
I'm striking a medal for the bear.

The honor? Cleaning up the human gene pool.

I love natural selection.
2001-12-25 8:50:45 AM  
Right on, Major! The bear deserves:
2001-12-25 9:50:15 AM  
The bear doesn't always win....
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2001-12-25 10:08:22 AM  
Yeah, but the bears don't have guns.

Gunpowder doesn't increase your virility, no matter what you might think.
2001-12-25 10:10:41 AM  
The article doesn't really say that hew was hunting *bears*, though, does it? I mean, he's not stooopid for just plain old hunting. Simply unlucky.
2001-12-25 11:14:54 AM  
I predict Da Bears will eat some Lions next week and some Jaguars the following week.
2001-12-25 11:36:43 AM  
The ad on that page really threw me off. "Bear Eats Hunter" along with a big picture of Paula Zahn. I just started the first cup of coffee, so for a second I thought that it was a picture of the bear.
2001-12-25 11:48:18 AM  
I wonder what the condition is of the man's pick-a-nick basket.
2001-12-25 11:49:39 AM  
SLAYERSWINE: Everyone already knows the Steelers will win the whole magillah.

Here we go... Steelers.... here we go! Pittsburgh's going to the Super Bowl!
2001-12-25 11:53:31 AM  
"Yogi, I don't think the ranger is going to like this..."
2001-12-25 12:35:20 PM  
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2001-12-25 1:45:41 PM  
2001-12-25 9:44:08 PM  
What, Russian bears and no toothpaste or vodka?

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2001-12-25 10:20:35 PM  
Corporate Mofo: I don't get it. Should I have read the article or something?
2001-12-25 10:26:18 PM  
We've had a number of Pravda articles about Russian bears looking for vodka and toothpaste...
2001-12-25 11:08:11 PM  
Never get off the boat!
2001-12-25 11:28:17 PM  
the right to arm
Its the right to bear arms.

I get them confused.
2001-12-26 1:15:09 AM  
This happened in Russia. I seriously doubt this guy was some shiathead trophy hunter. He was probably hunting to feed his family. Too bad.
2001-12-26 3:38:43 AM  
I can barely stand it when Farkers hunt down stories like this. Biting humor like this is only funny if commentary doesn't become too overbearing. Farkers need to paw through the internet with more care when they search for articles, instead of scavenging for pathetic morsels that are unsubstantiated.
2001-12-26 7:50:31 AM  
This dude shoulda worn the bear-proof suit.
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