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(New York Daily News)   Olivia Culpo breaks off her relationship with Tim Tebow due to a lack of scoring   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2015-11-26 10:11:58 PM  
Is he still in the NFL?
 
2015-11-26 10:18:51 PM  

b2theory: Is he still in the NFL?


Yep, the No F**king League.
 
2015-11-26 10:28:10 PM  
She wants a real man, just like Tebow....
 
2015-11-26 10:30:19 PM  
The pair started dating in the summer of 2013, and by September 2014 the one-time Jonas Brothers member told HuffPo Live that he had taken the ring off.

"This is a real growth in me and not something I'm doing anymore," he said adding, "But I've got my set of values, things that are important to me now at this point in my life and that's all that matters."


Pussy is a harsh mistress, but beats the hell out of virginity.
 
2015-11-26 10:51:36 PM  
You got to mount the woman, Timmy!
 
2015-11-26 10:53:38 PM  
This is a real growth in me

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2015-11-26 11:01:55 PM  
Jesus Christ. Writing love notes and professing his love to Miss USA?  Either that religious shiat has stunted his emotional development or there's some latent homosexuality that's going to manifest in a year or two.
 
2015-11-26 11:22:00 PM  
Religion ruins lives.
 
2015-11-26 11:27:26 PM  
How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.
 
2015-11-26 11:29:09 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Religion ruins lives.


The sports tab is too slow for that.
 
2015-11-26 11:50:26 PM  
Mock if you want, but clearly Tim understands the importance of staying on brand. This breakup will be worth two books and a 47 city inspirational speaking tour, easy.
 
2015-11-26 11:55:29 PM  
This breakup will be worth two books and a 47 city inspirational speaking tour, easy.

The Palins proved that it doesn't work that way anymore.
 
2015-11-26 11:58:19 PM  
Once the boy finally gets his dick wet he's going to lie awake at night tormented by the pussy he passed up.
 
2015-11-27 12:15:48 AM  
Nice beard. Shame if something were to happen to it.

*ringing phone*

"Hey Timmy, pick up the phone. Caller ID says Elway".
 
2015-11-27 12:17:06 AM  
Is it just me or does it look like the gf in the picture peed herself?
 
2015-11-27 12:27:21 AM  
First of all, it's okay that he's gay.  Second of all, it's not okay that he's hiding behind Christianity to "save" himself from being gay.

/on the absolute off-chance that he's not gay: you're better off finding someone non-famous to be in a monogamous, non-sexual relationship until after marriage
 
2015-11-27 1:00:31 AM  
Well, maybe if Tim's younger brother Kyle pointed out that Allah would nail Darcy if he had the chance, things might be better for Mr. Tebow...
 
2015-11-27 1:10:25 AM  

Flappyhead: How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.


I dunno. My husband was 26 when he lost his virginity (to me). Granted, it wasn't our wedding night, but still. Christian or no, I
think it's admirable that Tebow values what the sexual act can mean enough to want to wait. As for the women dating and then
dumping him? Probably part "I can change him" and part wanting to be the woman who was so enticing, so alluring, that she
caused Tebow to break the promise he made before God and the SEC.
 
2015-11-27 1:19:17 AM  

digitalrain: Flappyhead: How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.

I dunno. My husband was 26 when he lost his virginity (to me). Granted, it wasn't our wedding night, but still. Christian or no, I
think it's admirable that Tebow values what the sexual act can mean enough to want to wait. As for the women dating and then
dumping him? Probably part "I can change him" and part wanting to be the woman who was so enticing, so alluring, that she
caused Tebow to break the promise he made before God and the SEC.


No offense, but your husband probably  didn't have Miss USA and assorted 20-something vixens tugging at his drawstrings for 8 years before he met you.  You're comparing apples to closeted oranges.  I just want the oranges to embrace who they really are instead of who they think they should be.  Which is apparently chaste oranges.
 
2015-11-27 1:19:53 AM  

hammer85: Is it just me or does it look like the gf in the picture peed herself?


Auctioneer: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
 
2015-11-27 1:21:05 AM  

mooseyfate: digitalrain: Flappyhead: How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.

I dunno. My husband was 26 when he lost his virginity (to me). Granted, it wasn't our wedding night, but still. Christian or no, I
think it's admirable that Tebow values what the sexual act can mean enough to want to wait. As for the women dating and then
dumping him? Probably part "I can change him" and part wanting to be the woman who was so enticing, so alluring, that she
caused Tebow to break the promise he made before God and the SEC.

No offense, but your husband probably  didn't have Miss USA and assorted 20-something vixens tugging at his drawstrings for 8 years before he met you.  You're comparing apples to closeted oranges.  I just want the oranges to embrace who they really are instead of who they think they should be.  Which is apparently chaste oranges.


LOL ok yes, I will give you that :)
 
2015-11-27 1:54:19 AM  

MrBallou: b2theory: Is he still in the NFL?

Yep, the No F**king League.


Thread over.  Last person out, drop to a knee and hit the light switch.
 
2015-11-27 3:34:13 AM  

mooseyfate: digitalrain: Flappyhead: How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.

I dunno. My husband was 26 when he lost his virginity (to me). Granted, it wasn't our wedding night, but still. Christian or no, I
think it's admirable that Tebow values what the sexual act can mean enough to want to wait. As for the women dating and then
dumping him? Probably part "I can change him" and part wanting to be the woman who was so enticing, so alluring, that she
caused Tebow to break the promise he made before God and the SEC.

No offense, but your husband probably  didn't have Miss USA and assorted 20-something vixens tugging at his drawstrings for 8 years before he met you.  You're comparing apples to closeted oranges.  I just want the oranges to embrace who they really are instead of who they think they should be.  Which is apparently chaste oranges.


You don't break oaths to the SEC.
 
2015-11-27 7:34:16 AM  
Jesus, what did those insane Florida girls do to you?

Oh...that's right. The insane.
 
2015-11-27 8:10:38 AM  
If someone wants to be a virgin until marriage, why the f would someone try to stop that?  He's not hurting anyone.  People need to stop worrying about where someone does or does not put their penis. She's a terrible person and she should feel terrible.
 
2015-11-27 8:22:41 AM  
All I know is I don't want to think about Tebow's penis, for god's sake please no, he probably calls it Tiny Tim too.
 
2015-11-27 9:01:43 AM  
I was hoping he would be the first openly gay football player, but considering the media attention, I hope he eventually finds a therapist that convinces him it's okay to be gay.
 
2015-11-27 10:58:43 AM  

digitalrain: Flappyhead: How old is this guy?  His wedding night is going to be an absolute comedy of errors if this abstinence thing is true.

I dunno. My husband was 26 when he lost his virginity (to me). Granted, it wasn't our wedding night, but still. Christian or no, I
think it's admirable that Tebow values what the sexual act can mean enough to want to wait. As for the women dating and then
dumping him? Probably part "I can change him" and part wanting to be the woman who was so enticing, so alluring, that she
caused Tebow to break the promise he made before God and the SEC.


Yeah, don't agree with the waiting until marriage thing either, but you have to admit it takes real conviction to pass up as much sex as has probably been offered to him.

I don't get the Tebow hate.  I mean, yes, the whole praying thing is over the top sometimes, but perhaps the biggest part of being a Christian is evangelism, spreading the good news and being an example for those you are trying to convert.  They also feel that god should be at the forefront of everything you do in your life.

Yes, I do find it a bit annoying, but I have to admit that he is actually following these tenets to the letter, and by all reports he is actually a nice guy in real life.  He doesn't just pretend to pray to look like an all-American apple pie brand player, it's consistent with who he is outside the cameras.  I'd rather play with him than Manziel.

Anyway, I know people can point and laugh, and to some extent a part of me wants to, but I do have to respect that Christian or not, he's probably a nicer guy than I am, and maybe a better person.  I wish him well, but I do wish people would shut up about him.  What other NFL third stringers do we want to discuss?
 
2015-11-27 11:11:22 AM  

rga184: What other NFL third stringers do we want to discuss?


a third stringer?  he wishes!
 
2015-11-27 11:13:13 AM  

LL316: She's a terrible person and she should feel terrible.


trying to win a daily dummy award?

what about not wanting to date a certain person makes one terrible?
 
2015-11-27 11:14:57 AM  
So you started dating a dude that EVERYONE KNOWS won't have sex before marriage and you are breaking up with him because there was no sex before marriage?

Seems to me you didn't think your brilliant plan through there, lady.
 
2015-11-27 11:35:59 AM  
that is going to be one seriously disappointed dude when he dies.
 
2015-11-27 1:51:05 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: So you started dating a dude that EVERYONE KNOWS won't have sex before marriage and you are breaking up with him because there was no sex before marriage?

Seems to me you didn't think your brilliant plan through there, lady.


Have you looked at her?
I'm guessing her confidence in her ability to make him change his mind was extremely high.
 
2015-11-27 7:38:33 PM  
I can't believe I'm actually posting something on the interwebbys defending Tim Tebow, but seriously, at least this guy is sticking to his convictions.

I get so tired of all of the bullsh*t, phony Christians who talk a lot, but do exactly the opposite in private. He actually is sticking to his guns and you have to respect that. Especially after looking at this girl. She's hawt! This dude has an iron will and 40 acres guaranteed in heaven.

And WTF did she think? He was pretty clear that he would remain a virgin until he married. She already took the virginity from one Bible banger, did she think she could go two for two? Is that her deal? If so, I will be happy to tell her I'm a reformed sinner and a "born-again virgin." She can have her way with me and we will both be happy.

This girl pisses me off. Leave the guy alone.
 
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