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(Yahoo)   Man in bomb-proof bunker to avoid family Xmas leaves because he's desperate for beer   ( divider line
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3176 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2001 at 2:18 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-24 2:21:21 PM  
beer and boobies!
2001-12-24 2:21:37 PM  
Allright, new posts
2001-12-24 2:27:04 PM  
$430 DOLLARS for 2 weeks in a bunker????

What a moron
2001-12-24 2:28:37 PM  
As long as he has his priorities straight.
2001-12-24 2:33:38 PM  
should'nt this be tagged 'HERO' or 'OBVIOUS' ?
2001-12-24 2:38:07 PM  
Can't fault a man for needin' a beer
2001-12-24 2:43:12 PM  
$430=430 dollars

2001-12-24 2:43:13 PM  
he should have brought more beer with him!!
2001-12-24 2:43:13 PM  
Note to self: Next year stop at Costco on the way to Xmas bunker. Buy lots of beer and toilet paper.
2001-12-24 2:52:37 PM  
Anyone have the original story link?
2001-12-24 3:09:11 PM  
It's at the bottom of the page.
PS This guy shoulda been locked in there with that idiot who gave up the $68,000.
2001-12-24 3:20:30 PM  
I like the part where he biatched about what was on the films on tv.
2001-12-24 3:24:55 PM  
NOTE TO SELF: Next time I lock myself in a bunker, bring enough beer!!

teehee....there's $430 he's never gonna get back...teehee
2001-12-24 3:33:10 PM  
This guy sounds like a scrooge.
2001-12-24 3:44:56 PM  
``It's OK in theory but the running around, the buying of presents for people you don't like, the family bickering, the endless turkey and terrible films on TV are just too much,'' he said.

Except for the TV (which I don't watch), I say a big amen to that!
2001-12-24 4:18:24 PM  
The English are funny.
2001-12-24 5:12:38 PM  
I know we are, but answer me this: What are they saying on American police radio whenever you here it in a film? It's always the same thing, I think a woman says it, and it's on Sim City 3000 when you dispatch a cop unit. So what are they saying? It's just so un-intelligeable.
2001-12-24 5:17:02 PM  
For $430 he could of bought a stolen handgun and some ammo with enough money left over to buy a few pints after he executed his family.
Some people just blow money on stupid crap.
2001-12-24 5:41:07 PM  
I gotta agree with the man. I'd really like to be on another planet from mid-November through January 1st.
2001-12-24 6:07:25 PM  
Behold the power of barley.......
2001-12-24 6:23:59 PM  
Shouldn't he have thought of the beer BEFORE going into the bunker? Sheesh!
2001-12-24 6:30:32 PM  
If he forgot the beer and boobies then I'm afraid I have no sympathy. Better luck next year mate. Nice theory, badly done.
2001-12-24 6:45:47 PM  
Paranoid_Android, I think it's something about 'North Avenue'
2001-12-24 6:59:38 PM  
okay i don't care that it's christmas but why have there not been any boobies posts for farking ever!??
2001-12-24 7:09:09 PM  
He should move to Australia. All-day Simpsons and 6.30 pm Toy Story (on cable) and some first-run sitcoms. Best Xmas TV ever.
2001-12-24 7:17:16 PM  
gp tell it on the mountain, brother Axess68!!
2001-12-24 7:17:56 PM  
that would be "GO", sorry. i'm leaving.
2001-12-24 7:22:55 PM  
When are those limeys going to start drinking liters instead of pints??? Stupid metric system, what a waste of money.
2001-12-24 8:44:22 PM  
"the running around, the buying of presents for people you don't like, the family bickering, the endless turkey and terrible films on TV..."

Damn, sounds just like what I just lived thru! I´d like a bunker please!
2001-12-24 9:14:32 PM  
His family probably wishes he would stay there all year long.
2001-12-24 11:49:42 PM  
In other news, dogs eat their own poop.
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