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(Talking Points Memo) NewsFlash Bobby Jindal Was Running For President?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2015-11-17 6:34:32 PM  
[wellbye]
 
2015-11-17 6:34:48 PM  
He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.
 
2015-11-17 6:34:57 PM  
Huh.
 
2015-11-17 6:35:11 PM  
Volcanologists celebrate!
 
2015-11-17 6:35:18 PM  
So close.
 
2015-11-17 6:35:22 PM  
Color me surprised.
 
2015-11-17 6:35:27 PM  

markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Piyushed  beyond his limits?
 
2015-11-17 6:35:39 PM  
Well that's one less face on the YouTube commercials to worry about
 
2015-11-17 6:36:09 PM  
It was really more of a slow jog
 
2015-11-17 6:36:41 PM  
And the Doomsday Clock takes a couple ticks backward.
 
2015-11-17 6:36:43 PM  
Maximum berm, Bobby
 
2015-11-17 6:36:57 PM  
"Bobby Jindal Was Running For President? "

Oh, You probably knew him as Piyush Jindal.
 
2015-11-17 6:37:03 PM  
This will disappoint tens of his supporters. Tens.
 
2015-11-17 6:37:25 PM  
Newsflash is being generous.
 
2015-11-17 6:37:28 PM  
Also this has to be the most inappropriate use of the newsflash tag in some time
 
2015-11-17 6:37:35 PM  
If only we had some type of monitoring system to measure how small this eruption of surprise is and later use it for research on how little people care about Piyush Jindal
 
2015-11-17 6:37:40 PM  
He was the only one who thought he had a shot.
 
2015-11-17 6:37:58 PM  
Which one is he?
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2015-11-17 6:38:09 PM  
He's quitting to spend more time being ignored by his kids.
 
2015-11-17 6:38:14 PM  
So he ruined everything he touched for nothing?
 
2015-11-17 6:38:23 PM  

BSABSVR: This will disappoint tens of his supporters. Tens.

 
2015-11-17 6:38:32 PM  
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I look forward to tonight's Hungry for Power Games.
 
2015-11-17 6:38:32 PM  
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2015-11-17 6:39:04 PM  
I am from Louisiana and I still want to say, "Who?".
 
2015-11-17 6:39:08 PM  
A legacy unmarred by success.
 
2015-11-17 6:39:13 PM  

STDMan69: Which one is he?
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That's Bobby on the left and Piyush on the right.
 
2015-11-17 6:39:24 PM  
Feel the Berm!
 
2015-11-17 6:39:40 PM  
Now who am I supposed to vote for?
 
2015-11-17 6:39:54 PM  
Krusty: Get out of my Canyonaro (where the other candidates are)
 
2015-11-17 6:39:58 PM  
Holy farkballs. Finally, he's going to come back to Louisiana and actually govern!

No, wait. The opposite of that.

(We're set to decide the next governor on Saturday, and Jindal is still running around on a perpetual campaign/book tour, as he has been for the past three years. That farker has less than three months left "in office" and yet we won't see him but maybe for some sort of War on Christmas crap in the middle of December for a single day. That piece of shiat is so bad I'm packing my stuff up because if David "Diaper shiatter" Vitter is elected Saturday, I'm moving. I will farking walk to a better state than Louisiana if I have to.)
 
2015-11-17 6:41:09 PM  
This farking idiot will be lucky to keep his current bullshiat job.

Seriously what the fark made him or Ben Carson for that matter, think that the GOP would ever nominate a brown dude?
 
2015-11-17 6:41:10 PM  
As per Fark rules, the headline answer is "no".
 
2015-11-17 6:41:25 PM  
Can't we save the NF tag for when we get down to 20 or 30 candidates?
 
2015-11-17 6:41:46 PM  

meatofmystery: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.

Piyushed  beyond his limits?


I did not see that cumin.

/got nuthin
 
2015-11-17 6:41:51 PM  
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2015-11-17 6:42:14 PM  
But...didn't GOD tell him to run for President, just like he told Scott Walker, etc.?  He'd better pray that GOD doesn't push the "smite" button on him!
 
2015-11-17 6:42:38 PM  

markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Despite that sage wisdom, you're just making basil assumptions. That's the original cinnamon.
 
2015-11-17 6:42:53 PM  
Are we going to get a newsflash the next time it starts raining?
 
2015-11-17 6:43:18 PM  
"Bobby" Jindal embodies the modern GOP's concept of "diversity": Non-WASPs are welcome as long as they don't talk about their non-WASP background, and even then, teabaggers won't give a shiat about them.

Democrats: Come as you are.
Republicans: Come as we are. Better yet, don't come at all.

When Democrats saw a man called Barack Hussein Obama and went "Okay, we'll give him a chance." When Republicans saw Obama, they went batshiat crazy.
 
2015-11-17 6:43:21 PM  
But we need you to fight ISIS, Bobby!  Now what are we going to do?!
 
2015-11-17 6:43:26 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: I am from Louisiana and I still want to say, "Who?".


Dat?
 
2015-11-17 6:43:49 PM  

STDMan69: Which one is he?
[www.theroot.com image 670x412]


Wait... who's the white guy?
 
2015-11-17 6:44:15 PM  

fusillade762: [cdn.theatlantic.com image 850x566]

I look forward to tonight's Hungry for Power Games.


It might be too late for tonight's taping.
 
2015-11-17 6:44:25 PM  

STDMan69: meatofmystery: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.

Piyushed  beyond his limits?

I did not see that cumin.

/got nuthin


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Full of vindaloo.
 
2015-11-17 6:45:15 PM  

NeuroticRocker: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Despite that sage wisdom, you're just making basil assumptions. That's the original cinnamon.


At least Jindal didn't play the race cardamom.
 
2015-11-17 6:45:28 PM  
His merch site was hilarious. A crappy bumper sticker for $10, a crappy t-shirt for $25 and one other POS thing. It reeked of failure. Hillary has goddamn grill accessories named Grillery. Top that, Republicans.
 
2015-11-17 6:45:29 PM  
4 months ago, "you kids want to go to OHIO?":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSDqJexwWok

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2015-11-17 6:45:36 PM  
To me he looks like a long lost brother of the Mad Magazine mascot:

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2015-11-17 6:45:55 PM  

STDMan69: Which one is he?
[www.theroot.com image 670x412]


My wife had never seen his "portrait."
I showed her this and she asked me if George W painted it for him.
 
2015-11-17 6:45:59 PM  

meatofmystery: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.

Piyushed  beyond his limits?


That's a very poor pun jab.
 
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