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2015-11-17 6:46:24 PM  

p the boiler: DrunkenYodaZen: I am from Louisiana and I still want to say, "Who?".

Dat?


Ninja?
 
2015-11-17 6:47:04 PM  
No time now to run for president, he's got to get started booting Syrian refugees out of his state.
 
2015-11-17 6:47:49 PM  
Well back to Louisiana to defend the state against demons, the poors, gay people and war-torn refugees for two more months.

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You sure showed those windmills, Booby. All of your adoring fans await your return!
 
2015-11-17 6:48:06 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: STDMan69: meatofmystery: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.

Piyushed  beyond his limits?

I did not see that cumin.

/got nuthin

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Full of vindaloo.


oh aren't you a dal.
 
2015-11-17 6:48:22 PM  

p the boiler: DrunkenYodaZen: I am from Louisiana and I still want to say, "Who?".

Dat?


Mais, Ya!
 
2015-11-17 6:48:29 PM  
Don't let the door hit your dumb ass on the way out.
 
2015-11-17 6:48:59 PM  
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Bye, Piyush. Or what ever the hell your name was (hint: NOT BOBBY)
 
2015-11-17 6:49:33 PM  

markie_farkie: NeuroticRocker: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Despite that sage wisdom, you're just making basil assumptions. That's the original cinnamon.

At least Jindal didn't play the race cardamom.


Crap! Three minutes too late!
 
2015-11-17 6:51:04 PM  

maram500: if David "Diaper shiatter" Vitter is elected Saturday,


That looks really unlikely.
 
2015-11-17 6:51:33 PM  
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Obama: "I've done pretty well in my political career using my birth name. You ought to give that a try next time, Piyush."
 
2015-11-17 6:51:35 PM  

RI_Red: Crap! Three minutes too late!


Usually if I have a really good curry it's crap three minutes too soon!!
 
2015-11-17 6:52:12 PM  
Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?
 
2015-11-17 6:52:37 PM  

Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?


is, dammit, is.
 
2015-11-17 6:52:51 PM  

markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


I ganesh he wasn't up to the challenge.
 
2015-11-17 6:53:01 PM  

Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?


Christie definitely.
 
2015-11-17 6:54:26 PM  
Okay, but which one quit?

My money's on White Jindal feeding Brown Jindal to the gators in his backyard pond.


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2015-11-17 6:54:56 PM  

ScaryBottles: Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?

Christie definitely.


He's too big to fail!
 
2015-11-17 6:54:58 PM  
Here's a guy who ran and won [if I'm wrong, correct me] by blaming the LA governor for the poor response to Katrina, which was really too big for the state to handle and could have benefited from some actual leadership from Washington DC, then got into the gov's mansion and proceeded to show that there was literally nothing DC could do to save Louisiana from a governor determined to fark his state up intentionally.

Congrats, Piyush! You're leaving your state in the hands of a lying, cheating, shiatheel that people actually think will do better than you - though that's not a terribly high bar to clear, admittedly.
 
2015-11-17 6:56:32 PM  
 
2015-11-17 6:56:43 PM  
Whelp, there goes my "they're all going to stay in until after Iowa" theory.

So long, Jindal.  Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
 
2015-11-17 6:56:45 PM  
 
2015-11-17 6:58:01 PM  

skylabdown: Progs

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2015-11-17 6:58:04 PM  

ScaryBottles: Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?

Christie definitely.


From the looks of this NYT report on Carson, it could be Sleepy Ben.

Actual quote: "Nobody has been able to sit down with him and have him get one iota of intelligent information about the Middle East," Duane R. Clarridge, a top adviser to Mr. Carson on terrorism and national security, said in an interview. He also said Mr. Carson needed weekly conference calls briefing him on foreign policy so "we can make him smart."
 
2015-11-17 6:58:06 PM  
I figured he was going to at least hang around until Iowa.

Well there goes $30.
 
2015-11-17 6:58:50 PM  
Does it say "Covered in feces" on the bottom scroll?

Because I think "Bobby Jindal, covered in feces" would be a good epitaph for him.
 
2015-11-17 6:59:06 PM  

maram500: Holy farkballs. Finally, he's going to come back to Louisiana and actually govern!

No, wait. The opposite of that.

(We're set to decide the next governor on Saturday, and Jindal is still running around on a perpetual campaign/book tour, as he has been for the past three years. That farker has less than three months left "in office" and yet we won't see him but maybe for some sort of War on Christmas crap in the middle of December for a single day. That piece of shiat is so bad I'm packing my stuff up because if David "Diaper shiatter" Vitter is elected Saturday, I'm moving. I will farking walk to a better state than Louisiana if I have to.)


Mississippi, Arkansas, or Texas?
 
2015-11-17 7:00:11 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: "Bobby" Jindal embodies the modern GOP's concept of "diversity": Non-WASPs are welcome as long as they don't talk about their non-WASP background, and even then, teabaggers won't give a shiat about them.

Democrats: Come as you are.
Republicans: Come as we are. Better yet, don't come at all.

When Democrats saw a man called Barack Hussein Obama and went "Okay, we'll give him a chance." When Republicans saw Obama, they went batshiat crazy.


I'm  beginning to think this account is a bot.
 
2015-11-17 7:00:38 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Does it say "Covered in feces" on the bottom scroll?

Bec

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Does it say "Covered in feces" on the bottom scroll?

Because I think "Bobby Jindal, covered in feces" would be a good epitaph for him.


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2015-11-17 7:00:53 PM  

markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Papadum - tish!
 
2015-11-17 7:01:10 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Volcanologists celebrate!


So much for live long and prosper.
 
2015-11-17 7:01:45 PM  

KarmicDisaster: ScaryBottles: Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?

Christie definitely.

He's too big to fail!


Santorum,  Huckabee,  and Christie.  In that order.
 
2015-11-17 7:01:58 PM  

RI_Red: markie_farkie: NeuroticRocker: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Despite that sage wisdom, you're just making basil assumptions. That's the original cinnamon.

At least Jindal didn't play the race cardamom.

Crap! Three minutes too late!


No, actually you're just in thyme

/Okay NOW you're late.
 
2015-11-17 7:03:23 PM  

skylabdown: ScaryBottles: This farking idiot will be lucky to keep his current bullshiat job.

Seriously what the fark made him or Ben Carson for that matter, think that the GOP would ever nominate a brown dude?

See how quickly the Progs go from calling someone an "uncle tom" or make fun of their ethnic background to accusing other folks of being racists?


Its naan of your business.
 
2015-11-17 7:03:32 PM  
I will never not laugh at that Jindal portrait painting.
 
2015-11-17 7:03:36 PM  

NeuroticRocker: RI_Red: markie_farkie: NeuroticRocker: markie_farkie: He failed to curry favor with GOP voters.


Despite that sage wisdom, you're just making basil assumptions. That's the original cinnamon.

At least Jindal didn't play the race cardamom.

Crap! Three minutes too late!

No, actually you're just in thyme

/Okay NOW you're late.


Got left out in the cold and now I feel chili.
 
2015-11-17 7:04:34 PM  

skylabdown: ScaryBottles: This farking idiot will be lucky to keep his current bullshiat job.

Seriously what the fark made him or Ben Carson for that matter, think that the GOP would ever nominate a brown dude?

See how quickly the Progs go from calling someone an "uncle tom" or make fun of their ethnic background to accusing other folks of being racists?


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inorite? They even make the Asian dude stand in the back!
 
2015-11-17 7:05:05 PM  
So, indeed it was *NOT* PBJ time...
 
2015-11-17 7:05:26 PM  
So his percentage went from one percent to naan?
 
2015-11-17 7:05:53 PM  
But if he gives up who will resist Big Volcano?
 
2015-11-17 7:07:06 PM  
Jindaled right in the Bobbys!
 
2015-11-17 7:08:33 PM  
I find it interesting that the Republicans made a big deal of referring to Barack Obama as "Hussein" and saying "well, that's his name, right?" yet they refer to Piyush Jindal as "Bobby" which is no part of his name.

So, is the name on his birth certificate the one you use even though it isn't the one he goes by? Or is the one he goes by the one you use even though it isn't the one on his birth certificate? Does it matter what party you are -- or what party he is?
 
2015-11-17 7:09:50 PM  

mr intrepid: KarmicDisaster: ScaryBottles: Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?

Christie definitely.

He's too big to fail!

Santorum,  Huckabee,  and Christie.  In that order.


I'm betting on Pataki.
 
2015-11-17 7:10:14 PM  
I don't see why.  He has as much chance of becoming the next President of the United States as Donald Trump does.
 
2015-11-17 7:10:58 PM  
The thinkable happened.
 
2015-11-17 7:11:16 PM  

cptjeff: Pataki


I don't even know who that is so I think this guy wins.
 
2015-11-17 7:11:25 PM  
let it all out, Libs.

leave no pun, jab unused.
 
2015-11-17 7:12:00 PM  
This one seems appropriate:

https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE
 
2015-11-17 7:12:42 PM  
Just what I wanted. A front row seat to watch this clusterfark shiat stain of an election asplode on the boob tube.
 
2015-11-17 7:13:17 PM  

cptjeff: mr intrepid: KarmicDisaster: ScaryBottles: Infobahn: Okay, who it out next?  Thoughts?

Christie definitely.

He's too big to fail!

Santorum,  Huckabee,  and Christie.  In that order.

I'm betting on Pataki.


Ooh, forgot about him.  Which means you could very well be right.
 
2015-11-17 7:13:23 PM  
The important thing is you tried.
 
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