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(Boston Globe)   Santas getting even more overweight, looking for larger-sized costumes than last year   (boston.com) divider line
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987 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2001 at 8:40 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2001-12-24 8:46:43 AM  
The training regiment must be Ho-Ho's and Ding Dongs.
 
2001-12-24 8:51:27 AM  
Hey tho - I was Santa last nite at a company christmas party. I weigh in at a steady 225. I needed padding in the suit. Otherwise - things were pretty ok.

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2001-12-24 8:53:02 AM  
oh yeah and I never did find out why she was trying to eat my glasses. hunh
 
2001-12-24 8:55:37 AM  
Weighin in at 225? Which one are you in the pic?
 
CSB
2001-12-24 9:26:52 AM  
That's the problem with these Santa's nowadays. They just sit on their a$$ all day.
 
2001-12-24 10:21:59 AM  
Mommy why is Santa clutching his chest and gasping for air?

It's called a heart attack sweetie. Santa has coronary artery disease from being a fat pig.
 
2001-12-24 10:45:18 AM  
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2001-12-24 10:56:47 AM  
I blame Krispy Kreme. But apparently that didn't stop me from buying a dozen glazed donuts this morning.
 
2001-12-24 11:39:32 AM  
I bet Santa has a really big cock.
 
2001-12-24 11:41:28 AM  
Yeah, but he hasn't seen it for a hundred years!
 
2001-12-24 12:14:06 PM  
I resent that! I give it to Mrs. Claus every night and she likes it, dammit!
 
2001-12-24 12:21:14 PM  
SantaSSSS????? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Or is that Highlander...?
 
2001-12-24 12:45:27 PM  
This proves once and for all: Santa is an American.
 
2001-12-24 1:21:18 PM  
Maybe the Santas wouldn't have this problem if the ate school lunches instead of McDonald's.
 
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