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2015-11-07 7:46:43 PM  
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2015-11-07 7:54:55 PM  
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2015-11-07 7:55:54 PM  
I rarely wish anyone get ass cancer. But here's lookin at you, Ben.
 
2015-11-07 8:00:06 PM  
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2015-11-07 8:08:52 PM  
Awesome.
 
2015-11-07 8:13:23 PM  
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2015-11-07 8:24:59 PM  
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2015-11-07 8:34:29 PM  
That vid of a younger Ben Carson actually showed a man who appeared to have some vitality.

Is he just hooked on opiates now, or what?
 
2015-11-07 8:36:53 PM  
Having watched the vid a second time, I'll gladly say that he's a massive cock, no matter which era you see him in.
 
2015-11-07 8:43:29 PM  
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2015-11-07 8:44:00 PM  

Eclectic: I rarely wish anyone get ass cancer. But here's lookin at you, Ben.


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2015-11-07 8:48:05 PM  
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2015-11-07 8:53:54 PM  
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2015-11-07 9:29:46 PM  
Nuttier than a fruitcake and he's the GOP front-runner.

"Good luck with that"
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2015-11-07 9:56:42 PM  

STDMan69: [img.fark.net image 300x241]


We're totally making that into a meme? I'm more than okay with that. +1 Funny.

So what did Carson say now?

"I do not believe in political correctness, by the way, OK? There's almost never a time when I give a speech where somebody isn't offended. I remember one time I was talking about human brains versus dog brains, and a guy came up and said, 'You can't talk about dogs like that,' you know, 'It's very offensive.' And then, you know, I said something about how the fashion industry makes young women think they're supposed to be so skinny it looks like they escaped from Auschwitz, and a young Jewish woman came up to me and said, 'You can't talk about Auschwitz.'" "...The fact of the matter is, I don't mean to offend anybody. And if anybody's offended... too bad.

Wow, he's a bad liar.

The Auschwitz thing just speaks for itself but WTF was he getting at with dog brain and human brains there?

What is politically incorrect about talking about dog brains?

He's an unapologetic asshole and a continual liar who doesn't have the first clue what a president actually does.

Exactly how stupid are the people who buy into this transparently stupid nonsense?
 
2015-11-07 10:14:01 PM  
I'm pretty sure he bought all these stories from Kramer.
 
2015-11-07 10:15:55 PM  
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2015-11-07 10:16:30 PM  
"I do not believe in political correctness, by the way, OK?"

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2015-11-07 10:19:24 PM  

quatchi: STDMan69: [img.fark.net image 300x241]

We're totally making that into a meme? I'm more than okay with that. +1 Funny.

So what did Carson say now?

"I do not believe in political correctness, by the way, OK? There's almost never a time when I give a speech where somebody isn't offended. I remember one time I was talking about human brains versus dog brains, and a guy came up and said, 'You can't talk about dogs like that,' you know, 'It's very offensive.' And then, you know, I said something about how the fashion industry makes young women think they're supposed to be so skinny it looks like they escaped from Auschwitz, and a young Jewish woman came up to me and said, 'You can't talk about Auschwitz.'" "...The fact of the matter is, I don't mean to offend anybody. And if anybody's offended... too bad.

Wow, he's a bad liar.

The Auschwitz thing just speaks for itself but WTF was he getting at with dog brain and human brains there?

What is politically incorrect about talking about dog brains?

He's an unapologetic asshole and a continual liar who doesn't have the first clue what a president actually does.

Exactly how stupid are the people who buy into this transparently stupid nonsense?


Pretty stupid.

Double bonus: the latest Quinnipiac poll apparently has Carson leading Clinton 50-40 nationally.
 
2015-11-07 10:19:30 PM  
Trump has nothing on this clown. Nothing.
 
2015-11-07 10:22:53 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Trump has nothing on this clown. Nothing.


Do you mean Trump is just as bad?  In terms of being a poor choice or mental illness?
 
2015-11-07 10:23:16 PM  
Pretty certain that Popeyes story is a complete fabrication too.

If he survives to Tuesday, it'll be hilarious
 
2015-11-07 10:23:45 PM  
This thread is the reason I keep coming to FARK.

It's pure beauty.

MORE CARSON PICS...
 
2015-11-07 10:25:06 PM  
Remember just four years ago when saying something completely batshiat insane just once was enough to cost you a chance at the Republican nomination?

It's like in the space of just a few years they switched from scoring like golf to scoring like football.
 
2015-11-07 10:25:50 PM  
"You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.
 
2015-11-07 10:25:52 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Pretty certain that Popeyes story is a complete fabrication too.

If he survives to Tuesday, it'll be hilarious


Very tragic that he is a pathological liar because his true story is quite amazing and impressive.  No one would deny that.
 
2015-11-07 10:26:42 PM  

Karac: Remember just four years ago when saying something completely batshiat insane just once was enough to cost you a chance at the Republican nomination?

It's like in the space of just a few years they switched from scoring like golf to scoring like football.


I honestly do not remember that.
 
2015-11-07 10:26:46 PM  

Karac: Remember just four years ago when saying something completely batshiat insane just once was enough to cost you a chance at the Republican nomination?

It's like in the space of just a few years they switched from scoring like golf to scoring like football.


Hell, Howard Dean got nailed for an over-exhurbirant cheer.
 
2015-11-07 10:27:43 PM  
I can't tell if I feel dumber for having read that, or just dumbfounded. That guy is fifty pounds of pathological crazy in a five pound box.
 
2015-11-07 10:31:24 PM  
Just a thought: if Carson gets the nomination, what does this mean for the Republican's racist base? Will they suck it up and support him? Will they even come to terms with their racist beliefs and get over their baseless hate of African Americans? Or will they just stay home and not vote?

Ben Carson is an idiot, but for a black man to be doing this well in the Republican primaries is remarkably progressive for such a regressive party.
 
2015-11-07 10:32:38 PM  

mrshowrules: Peter von Nostrand: Trump has nothing on this clown. Nothing.

Do you mean Trump is just as bad?  In terms of being a poor choice or mental illness?


Trump just says whatever outlandish thing thing that comes in his head. This guy, this guy is like a walking church sign story machine. Whatever dumb thing your local church has on their sign, he has a correlating story for.
 
2015-11-07 10:33:56 PM  
I really hope this thread won't be a repeat of the last one.
 
2015-11-07 10:34:31 PM  
Douchebags gotta douche.
 
2015-11-07 10:34:41 PM  

ScaryBottles: I really hope this thread won't be a repeat of the last one.


It's Groundhog day and you're Bill Murrey.
 
2015-11-07 10:34:44 PM  

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And i remember that thread!
 
2015-11-07 10:35:31 PM  

ScaryBottles: I really hope this thread won't be a repeat of the last one.


Let's see how fast the rats abandon the sinking USS Carson.
 
2015-11-07 10:37:43 PM  

ScaryBottles: I really hope this thread won't be a repeat of the last one.


Surely whatever was said in the last thread was taken slightly out of context and I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of it. If it had been a Gawker thread it would have been worse.
 
2015-11-07 10:38:39 PM  

mrshowrules: Lost Thought 00: Pretty certain that Popeyes story is a complete fabrication too.

If he survives to Tuesday, it'll be hilarious

Very tragic that he is a pathological liar because his true story is quite amazing and impressive.  No one would deny that.


wait what

what is his true story if he's lying?
 
2015-11-07 10:41:06 PM  

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2015-11-07 10:41:20 PM  
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2015-11-07 10:41:30 PM  

meatofmystery: STDMan69: [img.fark.net image 300x241]

And i remember that thread!


Damn it,  I meant 100%.

/Twas a great thread feel free to steal that pic I captioned
 
2015-11-07 10:41:48 PM  

Karac: "You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.


What he's saying may not be politically correct and sound coldhearted, but it makes sense.  If you have a 15-year-old and a 75-year-old that both need a kidney, and there's only one available, everything else being equal, it should go to the 15-year-old.

As for the rest of the garbage coming out of this man's mouth, it's pretty much indefensible.
 
2015-11-07 10:42:29 PM  

MFAWG: Karac: Remember just four years ago when saying something completely batshiat insane just once was enough to cost you a chance at the Republican nomination?

It's like in the space of just a few years they switched from scoring like golf to scoring like football.

I honestly do not remember that.


Well, there was Bachmann's "HPV vaccines cause autism" statement, Cain's nein-nein-nein, and ... I forget the third example.
 
2015-11-07 10:43:01 PM  
The doctor always delivers...

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And we thought Trump was entertaining.
 
2015-11-07 10:44:04 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ScaryBottles: I really hope this thread won't be a repeat of the last one.

Let's see how fast the rats abandon the sinking USS Carson.


If FB is any indication, their doubling down. Copies of the ACTUAL DOCUMENTS OF WESTMORELANDS SCHEDULE aren't enough to get through to them.

At this point Obama could use his time machine to go back and get video of a pharaoh being buried in a pyramid and next you know, the ancient Egyptians are in on the conspiracy.

They're passed because the media is on this "trivial" stuff, while Beinghazi And Fast and Furious were ignored, and Obama was never vetted by the press in any way.

Seriously. They literally believe Obama got away with murder, and the liberal attack machine is making hey over some fuzzy memories.
 
2015-11-07 10:44:11 PM  

valkore: Karac: "You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.

What he's saying may not be politically correct and sound coldhearted, but it makes sense.  If you have a 15-year-old and a 75-year-old that both need a kidney, and there's only one available, everything else being equal, it should go to the 15-year-old.

As for the rest of the garbage coming out of this man's mouth, it's pretty much indefensible.


I realize it makes medical sense.  But I also realize it is literally the exact same thing people were scared would happen under Obamacare.
 
2015-11-07 10:45:19 PM  

valkore: Karac: "You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.

What he's saying may not be politically correct and sound coldhearted, but it makes sense.  If you have a 15-year-old and a 75-year-old that both need a kidney, and there's only one available, everything else being equal, it should go to the 15-year-old.

As for the rest of the garbage coming out of this man's mouth, it's pretty much indefensible.


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Except he's not talking about organ transplant.  He's a neurosurgeon so he's talking about brain operations and removing tumors.

I think working 10 hours and giving someone 5 years of additional life is pretty good.
 
2015-11-07 10:46:18 PM  

Karac: "You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.


I thought doctors weren't allowed to join those panels because of that Hippowhatever Oath?  Are you telling me Carson resents his profession's NEED for that oath for a moral standard that came from a Greek who was most probably gay or bi.  Wait, that explains everything actually.
 
2015-11-07 10:46:42 PM  

Karac: valkore: Karac: "You can operate for 10, 15, 18 hours on a kid, and if you're successful, the reward may be 50, 60, 70 years of life. Whereas with an old geezer, you spend all that time, and they die in five years of something else! So, you see, Monica and I, we like to get a good return on investment.

Ben Carson: head of the Obamacare Death Panel.

What he's saying may not be politically correct and sound coldhearted, but it makes sense.  If you have a 15-year-old and a 75-year-old that both need a kidney, and there's only one available, everything else being equal, it should go to the 15-year-old.

As for the rest of the garbage coming out of this man's mouth, it's pretty much indefensible.

I realize it makes medical sense.  But I also realize it is literally the exact same thing people were scared would happen under Obamacare.


And IT ALREADY HAPPENS. Transplant committees ALREADY make those kinds of considerations.

1 heart, 20 potential recipients, who has the BEST shot of making a go of it?
 
2015-11-07 10:48:17 PM  

mrshowrules: Karac: Remember just four years ago when saying something completely batshiat insane just once was enough to cost you a chance at the Republican nomination?

It's like in the space of just a few years they switched from scoring like golf to scoring like football.

Hell, Howard Dean got nailed for an over-exhurbirant cheer.


And back in the 1980s, Joe Biden's presidential bid was torpedoed because he was accused of plagiarism in law school.  But apparently if it's 2015 and you're a Republican, you can lie six times before breakfast and then whimper that you're being victimized if anyone calls you out on it.
 
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