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(The Pittsburgh Channel)   Neighborhood kids pelt Santa, helpers with rocks   ( divider line
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3010 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2001 at 12:26 AM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-12-24 12:30:12 AM  
Ah this is what America is all about now a days. Being so cynical and mean that you throw rocks at volunteers. Free speech and all...
2001-12-24 12:31:57 AM  
Might as well call the troops home. The terrorists have already won!
2001-12-24 12:41:08 AM  
"They pelted us with rocks and garbage"
-David Letterman
2001-12-24 12:54:03 AM  
The Young ACLU Shook Troopers Strike AGAIN!!!!
2001-12-24 12:57:56 AM  
Ahhhhh, to be young again
2001-12-24 12:59:49 AM  
Only in Pennsylvania.
2001-12-24 1:16:33 AM  
so, what do you want for christmas little timmy?
2001-12-24 2:03:50 AM  
Too bad Santa didn't kick all of their punk asses. Stupid farkin kids.
2001-12-24 2:50:12 AM  
we used to throw waddies at the cops... now I feel so guilty...
2001-12-24 4:25:32 AM  
"Only in Pennsylvania".

You wanna elaborate on that a bit?
2001-12-24 5:24:36 AM  
use your sack santa beat the living snot outa those kids
2001-12-24 6:15:41 AM  

Reminds me of when I was a kid.
2001-12-24 7:36:16 AM  
I blame the "single parents" for not parenting!
2001-12-24 8:29:47 AM  
setting up the sequel:

Santa Claus II: Kringle's Revenge
2001-12-24 8:49:52 AM  
Put their apparently worthless parents in jail for a few days. If they don't care about the little gutter animals they release into the sewer then maybe they'll care about their own sorry sack of tick infested skin and stink.

Happy Holidays.
2001-12-24 8:57:39 AM  
Kids rock!
2001-12-24 9:34:13 AM  
Ah yes, reason No. 87 not to have children!

Reasons No. 85 and 86 sat next to me during Lord of the Rings.

Is it ok to slap other people's children?
2001-12-24 9:49:03 AM  
Children are evil. I know I was.
2001-12-24 10:11:43 AM  
Shoulda turned the hose on.
2001-12-24 11:03:31 AM  
Didn't old St. Nick used to have a switch for kids like this... I think it would have been justified.
2001-12-24 11:26:25 AM  
"Shoulda turned the hose on."

Nice idea, but then the kiddies could have caught pneumonia, and sued the fire department for billions.

No candy canes for anyone then. :(
2001-12-24 11:52:27 AM  
2001-12-24 11:57:43 AM  
i think everyone is looking passed the whole point. these kids were throwing rocks and somebody could have been hurt. those volunteers are just lucky those kids werent throwing grenades. even if the kids had been throwing rottweilers someone could have been hurt. someone outta' stick a fork in the little kids necks.
2001-12-24 12:20:14 PM  
Uncensored.... I'm with you, dude. I'm proud that Pennsylvania is my original home. I go back every year. Except for Philly and Wilkes-Barre, it's a great state! Go, Steelers!
2001-12-24 12:38:52 PM  
Why can't these kids throw rocks at boy bands or Shaggy?
2001-12-24 12:49:02 PM  
tell me again why you aren't supposed to beat the shiat out of little kids?
2001-12-24 12:54:23 PM  
ye without sin...
2001-12-24 8:25:59 PM  

Wilkes-Barre is terrible. I go to college there, and in the surrounding neighborhood, four buildings have caught fire in the past two months (one caught fire TWICE). Makes me feel glad to be home. :)

Oh yeah, and if anyone finds out who those kids were, I hope they stomp a mudhole in their asses, and then go knock out their parents' teeth for raising such horrible bastards. Hrm...I'm done.
2001-12-24 11:04:53 PM  


Passing out candy-canes

During Christmas time...

There are so many reasons why those kids need a good beating.
2001-12-25 3:24:14 AM  
apparently these kids never got a good ass-kicking from the 'rents. i think that's the problem with all these little shiats, if i would have done something like that, i would not have been able to sit down for a week, and i would have deserved it. send them to me, i'll gladly give the beatings they deserve!
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