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(Fark)   Fark Bazaar: Drop your socks and grab your smocks, it's the artsy-crafty, job-creatin', boot-strappin' official Fark Bazaar. Come in and peddle your wares or perhaps spring for that artisanal, hand-crafted free-range bag of farts you've always wanted. DIT   (fark.com) divider line
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2015-10-31 8:24:21 AM  
Welcome to Fark's one-time Fark Bazaar thread where you're all invited to link to your Ebay, Etsy, Amazon or other storefront to sell your handmade or vintage goods.
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After thinking about all the interesting stuff seen in fark threads through the years, we tried to figure out how to connect farkers who have a hobby or side-business with like-minded users interested in their products. So we came up with "Fark Bazaar." Drew was gracious enough to donate a one-time thread for us to be bazaar in. So if you got stuff you created that needs some exposure, this should fit the bill. Really, anything could be included in the Bazaar, but initial thoughts were things like: hand-made decor, jewelry, knitting/knotting/quilting, photography, artwork, blown glass, chain-mail... whatever. You'll just need to set up a storefront in this thread that links to your online store. Please do that by using an image to represent your store, and hyperlink it back to your shop. Remember not to link to your sites outside of this thread or it will be considered spam. This thread will post to Fark's main page Monday, November 2nd at 11am Eastern, but TotalFarkers are getting first crack at it until then. Have fun selling and shopping!

Disclaimer: Fark is not responsible for any transactions or other events to arise out of this thread. Your shopping/selling will be considered off-site activities and we will not monitor or intervene based on those activities.
 
2015-10-31 8:10:22 PM  
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Ancora Crafts Etsy Shop

Fun patterns and kits for cross stitch and needlepoint. Snarky quotes, colorful geometrics, cool kids stuff, and road signs are our specialties, plus I carry the full lines of gorgeous and hard-to-find DMC and Anchor variegated flosses!
 
2015-11-01 7:25:53 AM  
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Knitted Nerdiness


The girlfriend here! Knitted Nerdiness is the premiere source of geeky and dorky knits! I hand knit items inspired by everything from Harry Potter, Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and much more. Ask me about custom requests.
 
2015-11-01 7:28:45 AM  
My mom currently has 64 items listed on her etsy. She makes super cute stuffed animals and warm kids clothes, her stuff is certified  Made in Maine. I posted a link to it a few years ago, some farker bought a stuffed owl. She likes fark but says we curse too much for her tastes.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/FairytaleBeginnings2?ref=s2-header-shopname

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2015-11-01 7:40:33 AM  
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I make quilts, upholster chairs, make Marcel the Shell with Shoes on, marry old surveyor's
tripods to fermentation chambers, but mostly I make quilts.
My website is www.pinkears.com.
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2015-11-01 7:49:41 AM  
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I make jewelry from gemstones, freshwater pearls, sterling silver, and 14K gold -filled wire and chain. I'm putting my shop on vacation tonight...but I'll be open for business again on 11/8/2015. Come by then and check out my wares!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/seemomster?ref=hdr_shop_menu
 
2015-11-01 7:50:48 AM  
 
2015-11-01 7:51:45 AM  
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Welcome to the Strung-Out recycled guitar string jewelry shop! Here you will find funky art jewelry made from guitar and other musical instrument strings! :)

/it's okay if I link a friend's store, yes?  I'm not getting any kickbacks... and she needs the sales...
 
2015-11-01 8:09:36 AM  
CUSTOM Stained Glass Designed Mousepads  -  for the animal lover who has everything, but can't splurge on actual stained glass!
Actual Custom Stained Glass available, too!

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https://www.etsy.com/listing/251127938/custom-stained-glass-design-image?ref=shop_home_active_4
 
2015-11-01 8:45:06 AM  
Think Mad Men, mid-century, funky 50's, swinging 60's, cocktail parties, retro, vintage and you have my wife's store, Amaranth Antiques Emporium! Pictured is a rare set of 8, vintage mid-century signed Culver, blue and gold highball tumblers featuring 22kt gold trim with various Massachusetts coin designs and patriotic eagle design on sale now! Click one of the links below the picture to start shopping down memory lane.


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Jewelry, Estate items in Vintage store on Bonanza!
 
2015-11-01 9:28:58 AM  
I do both Stained and Fused Glass artwork by commission:

Contact me through my facebook page:

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... or website:

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2015-11-01 10:42:43 AM  
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Check me out!  10% off any order placed between now and 11/30 if you use the coupon code FARK10!  (clicky the logo for link)
 
2015-11-01 11:08:55 AM  
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Here's my online shop. You can get all of the products pictured above and lots more. All of the artwork is original and by me. Yes, I take requests:  society6.com/ursulawilliams

And, here's my art portfolio on facebook. It's a public page that you can "like" if you want to, but you don't have to like it to view all of my art: facebook.com/UrsulaWilliamsArt It's where you can see my most recent works and works in progress.

If you'd like to watch some time lapsed videos of me sketching, here's my You Tube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/magicgoo
(Just sift through the occasional dorky WoW videos for my artwork.)

Finally, if you're interested in more of my artwork, you can contact me via email in my profile or through facebook. I work digitally and traditionally, sculpt both digitally and traditionally, and create custom graphic design (logos/letterheads/business cards/etc.) I'm very inspired by games, '80s movies, science stuff, Cthulhu, and sci-fi shows. Hope you guys enjoy, and thanks for looking! ~Ursula
 
2015-11-01 11:24:40 AM  
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Lots of handmade goodies for one and all at Warmnfuzzyfiberarts

Thank you kindly for having a look at what our resident artisan has on offer.
 
2015-11-01 11:37:25 AM  
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Yes indeed!

I turn old radios into Bluetooth speakers.  I'm flexible and fairly cheap, as such things go.

I usually sell my stuff in retail space at a local shop, but I always post pictures of new radios on my Facebook page.  If you see something you like, feel free to message and I'll set up a sale.  Most will go from $75-150.

I'm also happy to do custom work, if you already have an old radio you love.

https://www.facebook.com/Retrotooth-764168180348237/
 
2015-11-01 7:06:09 PM  
Artisanal farts I can understand.

Handcrafted ones?
 
2015-11-01 7:06:24 PM  
...art is anal.
 
2015-11-01 7:10:45 PM  

Wanebo: Artisanal farts I can understand.

Handcrafted ones?


I'll only buy them if they are created from a gluten-free source.
 
2015-11-01 7:11:26 PM  
I'm willing to sell my dignity to the highest bidder. Or whoever offers me Taco Bell for a year.

Or I can just write NFL trivia nerd questions for you.
 
2015-11-01 7:11:32 PM  
I hope some of those crafty farkers get their stiuff all up in here. Some of ya'll make some real cool things.
 
2015-11-01 7:12:15 PM  
I can tie various knots for you... no kinky stuff
 
2015-11-01 7:12:38 PM  
I have an Etsy for my artisanal rug munching.
 
2015-11-01 7:13:54 PM  
I plan to spend the winter working on fairy doors but I don't plan to sell them. I'm just gonna install them in places where I travel.
 
2015-11-01 7:14:39 PM  
I don't know what they expected tbh smh
 
2015-11-01 7:15:10 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: I don't know what they expected tbh smh


abc ef ghi jk, amirite?
 
2015-11-01 7:15:36 PM  

LaurenAguilera: Doktor_Zhivago: I don't know what they expected tbh smh

abc ef ghi jk, amirite?


Jk indeed
 
2015-11-01 7:15:56 PM  
www.drueroberts.com
 
2015-11-01 7:16:08 PM  

Wanebo: Artisanal farts I can understand.

Handcrafted ones?


The bag is handcrafted.  The farts are collected humanely, and no Farkers are harmed in their production.
 
2015-11-01 7:16:31 PM  
Where can I get a crochet propalaycticholidayholidaysys?


///What the fucfarkrk mobicommentntnt thing?
 
2015-11-01 7:17:06 PM  
I'll make your car fast.
 
2015-11-01 7:17:59 PM  

skybreaker: I'll make your car fast.


I don't think anyone can make a sentra fast
 
2015-11-01 7:18:01 PM  

skybreaker: I'll make your car fast.


Good luck. It's a Honda CR-v.
 
2015-11-01 7:18:17 PM  

skybreaker: I'll make your car fast.


My car is now making a pretty authentic cowbell type sound when idling.
 
2015-11-01 7:19:06 PM  
I'm gonna need some details.
 
2015-11-01 7:19:39 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: skybreaker: I'll make your car fast.

I don't think anyone can make a sentra fast


That one like isn't even a challenge.
 
2015-11-01 7:19:53 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I'm willing to sell my dignity to the highest bidder. Or whoever offers me Taco Bell for a year.

Or I can just write NFL trivia nerd questions for you.


Oh hii I've missed you!!
 
2015-11-01 7:19:56 PM  
We should offer interesting reviews on all of the linked sites.

"Most titillating crocheted whip experience in all my years as a sub."
 
2015-11-01 7:20:27 PM  

mephisto6: I'm gonna need some details.


I can educate you on how they remove your IUD if the strings become "lost"

hint: it looks like a mascara brush
 
2015-11-01 7:22:39 PM  
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Hope you like paintings of hunks.
 
2015-11-01 7:23:01 PM  
Some of you are getting canned farts for xmas.
 
2015-11-01 7:23:12 PM  
I make custom lingerie out of Home Depot tarps and duct tape.  EIP
 
2015-11-01 7:24:09 PM  
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Arts and Crafts? More like Arts and Farts and Crafts.
 
2015-11-01 7:25:03 PM  
OK make a sentra fast without an entire new engine transformer power train turbo fuel system exhaust and cooling
 
2015-11-01 7:25:13 PM  
Farts and Drafts would be a nice middle aged man bar in some suburb somewhere.
 
2015-11-01 7:25:13 PM  

EviLincoln: www.drueroberts.com


Hey there - could you please do a pic and link for us?  Thanks!
 
2015-11-01 7:25:27 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: Some of you are getting canned farts for xmas.


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I love that Dairy Air.
 
2015-11-01 7:29:32 PM  

skybreaker: I'll make your car fast.


It would fall apart.
 
2015-11-01 7:31:09 PM  

somedude210: Ask me about custom requests.


how about a knitted cthulhu cap, with batwings, tentacles and "'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" around the brim?
 
2015-11-01 7:31:10 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: OK make a sentra fast without an entire new engine transformer power train turbo fuel system exhaust and cooling


Find a 2001 2.5l out of a Vspec Sentra R
 
2015-11-01 7:31:11 PM  

skatedrifter: My mom currently has 64 items listed on her etsy. She makes super cute stuffed animals and warm kids clothes, her stuff is certified  Made in Maine. I posted a link to it a few years ago, some farker bought a stuffed owl. She likes fark but says we curse too much for her tastes.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/FairytaleBeginnings2?ref=s2-header-shopname

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Hey there - could you please do a pic and link for us?  Thanks!
 
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