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(Some Guy)   Pastor Sham Hungwe is in trouble for selling magic pens that let you pass exams without studying. Sham said his brother Scam came up with the idea, while his other brother Spam is in charge of marketing   (news24zim.com) divider line
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2015-10-28 11:40:46 AM  
The pen is, after all, mightier.
 
2015-10-28 11:57:04 AM  
Well wooly bully for him.
 
2015-10-28 12:04:31 PM  
 Does the pen eet da poopoo?
 
2015-10-28 12:18:24 PM  
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2015-10-28 12:28:52 PM  
 
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2015-10-28 12:32:14 PM  
 
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It is odd we are having a thread about pens.
 
2015-10-28 12:38:36 PM  
Wow, Sham, Wow
 
2015-10-28 1:07:19 PM  
Bravo on the headline subby! It's for moments like that that I read fark.
 
2015-10-28 1:08:50 PM  

Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow


Hey! You stole mine.
 
2015-10-28 1:09:00 PM  

Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow


You know the Germans make great stuff
 
2015-10-28 1:11:49 PM  
Slam...do doo do, do doo do

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2015-10-28 1:13:24 PM  

ko_kyi: Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow

You know the Germans make great stuff


"You're gonna love my nuts!"
 
2015-10-28 1:13:30 PM  
Show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
 
2015-10-28 1:13:37 PM  
"They (pens) are said to work for anyone who is sitting for any test. My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work."


Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
 
2015-10-28 1:14:35 PM  
Subby, you jelly, cause you didn't think up this money-maker.
 
2015-10-28 1:14:42 PM  
It writes upside down!

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2015-10-28 1:16:37 PM  
LOL, Africa.
 
2015-10-28 1:16:39 PM  
I definitely have this whole "work hard and live a good life" thing wrong, when fleecing the rubes in the name of religion seems to be the quick way to riches...
 
2015-10-28 1:17:36 PM  

ChipNASA: ko_kyi: Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow

You know the Germans make great stuff

"You're gonna love my nuts!"


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2015-10-28 1:18:09 PM  
Sham Hungwe, pictured here with his cancer causing toilet paper.

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2015-10-28 1:18:38 PM  

Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow


Call with the next twenty minutes 'cause we can't do this all day.
 
2015-10-28 1:18:50 PM  
Mortimer Ichabod Marker has the side effect of making you very, very sleepy.
 
2015-10-28 1:19:27 PM  
Shame on him for being a snake-oil salesman, double shame on anyone who believes him.
 
2015-10-28 1:21:40 PM  
Hmm. I have an exam tomorrow. I wonder if he can ship overnight air?
 
2015-10-28 1:24:04 PM  
News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.
 
2015-10-28 1:24:21 PM  
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2015-10-28 1:25:27 PM  

serfdood: Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow

Call with the next twenty minutes 'cause we can't do this all day.


But wait, there's more!
 
2015-10-28 1:26:46 PM  
fark. Now I want spam and eggs.
 
2015-10-28 1:27:04 PM  
The penis mightier than the sword.
 
2015-10-28 1:30:15 PM  
I wonder which god Pastor Sham worships?

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2015-10-28 1:36:53 PM  
damn it farkers you always beat me tot he good references.
 
2015-10-28 1:38:35 PM  

Arkanaut: I wonder which god Pastor Sham worships?

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Is that their brother Slam?
 
2015-10-28 1:41:38 PM  
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Nick: You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.
Bob: What do you like in a woman?
Nick: Big tits.

/ had a really nice pen
// only wanted a glass of water
/// slashies
 
2015-10-28 1:44:58 PM  
Some of these preachers have great names, Sham, Dollar
 
2015-10-28 1:56:27 PM  
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Someone should call ^

/btw, how the hell did Subby come across that article?
 
2015-10-28 1:57:20 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Some of these preachers have great names, Sham, Dollar


But they ain't shiat unless they got alligator boots
 
2015-10-28 1:57:51 PM  

advex101: News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.


Good gravy, the headlines are almost Farkworthy:

People Must Marry Children Because of Economy, And Don't Report Child Marriages: Zimbabwe Chief

[Video] Pastor Shoots And Kills Man After Having Sex With Man's Wife

Prostitutes Cuts off Husband's Foreskin In Heated Argument

Pastor Rapes Boy (15) In The Bum, Claims Devil Did It, Jailed 18 Years

Granny (64) Impregnated By Youthful Married Man

ZANU PF: Monster That Eats Its Children and Their Dreams Too

Mugabe Demotes Mnangagwa


/ba dee badede
 
2015-10-28 1:59:18 PM  

advex101: News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.


"Married Zimbabwean pastor has sex tape leaked". Lol
 
2015-10-28 1:59:56 PM  

phamwaa: serfdood: Byno: Wow, Sham, Wow

Call with the next twenty minutes 'cause we can't do this all day.

But wait, there's more!


Hey camera guy!
Are you getting this?
 
2015-10-28 2:10:11 PM  
Back to the topic at hand:

In high school I was given a pen that, each time you clicked it, displayed a different verse from the Bible in a clear window running along the length of the pen. Once I learned how to write real small,  that pen started getting me A's. Click for the next equation.
 
2015-10-28 2:15:10 PM  
Because God *wants* you to pass your exam without learning the material.
 
2015-10-28 2:16:40 PM  
Nice headline, subby!
 
2015-10-28 2:31:34 PM  
What an obvious scam! Everyone knows test are taken with #2 pencils.
 
2015-10-28 2:33:37 PM  
Hungwe?  I suspect he sells them through penisland.com

Bath Sea Salts: The penis mightier than the sword.


You're sitting on a Goldmine, Trebek!
 
2015-10-28 2:34:32 PM  

Persnickety: advex101: News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.

Good gravy, the headlines are almost Farkworthy:

People Must Marry Children Because of Economy, And Don't Report Child Marriages: Zimbabwe Chief

[Video] Pastor Shoots And Kills Man After Having Sex With Man's Wife

Prostitutes Cuts off Husband's Foreskin In Heated Argument

Pastor Rapes Boy (15) In The Bum, Claims Devil Did It, Jailed 18 Years

Granny (64) Impregnated By Youthful Married Man

ZANU PF: Monster That Eats Its Children and Their Dreams Too

Mugabe Demotes Mnangagwa

/ba dee badede


I thought they used Magical AIDS frogs for that since they converted to Mormonism?
 
2015-10-28 2:40:25 PM  
Come on Pencilvester. Can't you remember something bad about us like an awkward fart or something?
 
2015-10-28 2:42:21 PM  
<CUSB>

When I was in school Scan-tron's were all the rage - we did a ton of them, not just for standardized testing but for individual class exams as well. Somehow, someway, I came across a pencil (scan-tron's required pencils, number 2 please) - I think it was a mechanical one - that would NOT miss a scan-tron question. I don't know if the lead (graphite, whatever) was overly strong or what, but I swear I could not get one wrong with it. Was great while it lasted.

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/Yes, I lost it shortly thereafter. Easy come, easy go.
//Never could find a number 1 or number 3 pencil - what's up with that?
///When in doubt, always slahsy 3
 
2015-10-28 2:46:24 PM  
denverstevens:

Other numbered pencils would be at any decent priced art supply store. Different numbers are different hard ess and etc.
 
2015-10-28 3:08:05 PM  

Persnickety: advex101: News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.

Good gravy, the headlines are almost Farkworthy:

People Must Marry Children Because of Economy, And Don't Report Child Marriages: Zimbabwe Chief

[Video] Pastor Shoots And Kills Man After Having Sex With Man's Wife

Prostitutes Cuts off Husband's Foreskin In Heated Argument

Pastor Rapes Boy (15) In The Bum, Claims Devil Did It, Jailed 18 Years

Granny (64) Impregnated By Youthful Married Man

ZANU PF: Monster That Eats Its Children and Their Dreams Too

Mugabe Demotes Mnangagwa

/ba dee badede


Its not news.  Its Zimbabwark.com
 
2015-10-28 3:15:02 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Persnickety: advex101: News station in Zimbabwe web site.  The articles linked below the main article are even better.

Good gravy, the headlines are almost Farkworthy:

People Must Marry Children Because of Economy, And Don't Report Child Marriages: Zimbabwe Chief

[Video] Pastor Shoots And Kills Man After Having Sex With Man's Wife

Prostitutes Cuts off Husband's Foreskin In Heated Argument

Pastor Rapes Boy (15) In The Bum, Claims Devil Did It, Jailed 18 Years

Granny (64) Impregnated By Youthful Married Man

ZANU PF: Monster That Eats Its Children and Their Dreams Too

Mugabe Demotes Mnangagwa

/ba dee badede

Its not news.  Its Zimbabwark.com


Yeah, glad we live in a country where scams like this have no chance....oh wait...we're in fine company it seems.
 
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