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(CBS Sports)   Tom Brady earning the most rushing yards for Patriots vs Jets sparks the quote of the year. "HE'S LIKE A CHEETAH"   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2015-10-26 9:15:22 AM  
9 votes:

somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"


If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.
 
2015-10-26 11:55:20 AM  
8 votes:
Tom Brayd truly is the greatest athlete since Micheal Jordon.  I don't think people realize how lucky Bill Bilecheck is to have the guy.

Hell, imagine if you had Tom Brayd at quarterback, Secretariet in the backfield, Jordon and Lants Armstrong at the wings, Tiger Woulds at the tight end, and Rhonda Rousey at kicker.  Wow.  My heart would explode, at how much heart they have.
 
2015-10-26 9:26:56 AM  
8 votes:

DubyaHater: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.


His middle finger up where?

/reported
 
2015-10-26 6:43:10 PM  
6 votes:
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2015-10-26 10:15:46 AM  
6 votes:

litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!


By definition the Patriots will always play a cream puff schedule because they're the only team that never has to face the Pats.
 
2015-10-26 3:10:24 PM  
5 votes:

xaks: orange whip: It make sit easy to pick out the people   who know nothing about football in these threads

Yup. They keep insisting Bwady is the greatestest QB evar and don't shut the fark up, but god help you if you bring up getting caught cheating. Again.

So, thankfully, they're like P90xers and vegans....they self-identify like its an airborne contagion. We can then Farky them the tard color, pat them on the head and throw a tater tot to distract them so the grown ups can talk.


This is how grown ups talk?
 
2015-10-26 11:42:09 AM  
5 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: but their secondary will not stop Aaron Rodgers and whoever they have receiving passes in February


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Potential Green Bay WR come February given the attrition rate
 
2015-10-26 11:07:32 AM  
5 votes:
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2015-10-26 8:40:14 AM  
5 votes:

mcmnky: Some athletes move like a gazelle or a charging bull.

Tom Brady runs like as baby whale.


No, he runs like "A FAHKIN BABY WHEEEEL BRO"!!!!
 
2015-10-26 10:19:47 AM  
4 votes:

EyeballKid: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.


I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.
 
2015-10-26 8:24:22 AM  
4 votes:
Some athletes move like a gazelle or a charging bull.

Tom Brady runs like as baby whale.
 
2015-10-26 8:20:55 AM  
4 votes:
remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"
 
2015-10-26 9:25:19 PM  
3 votes:

xaks: Because Aaron is already far better than Brady in every way save the number of cheated rings.


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2015-10-26 3:14:35 PM  
3 votes:

Slackfumasta: //Brady > Montana


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2015-10-26 11:58:53 AM  
3 votes:

EyeballKid: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.


Oh f*ck off. I'm tired of this shtick. Not everyone in f*cking new england is from the same tiny part of Boston and we're not all named f*cking Sully. Grow a pair, ya f*cking mookp
 
2015-10-26 11:33:38 AM  
3 votes:

Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher


Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.
 
2015-10-26 10:10:47 AM  
3 votes:
He's a Cheetah all right. Dey ain't lion.
 
2015-10-26 8:34:19 AM  
3 votes:
Brady running is like Bird dunking.  Yep, he did it, but it didn't happen a lot and when it did there wasn't much...well, style....but got the job done.
 
2015-10-26 8:05:09 AM  
3 votes:
Thanks, LaGarrette, for your wonderful performance of -3 yards.
 
2015-10-26 3:07:30 PM  
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: veedeevadeevoodee: [www.buffalobruises.com image 622x768]

that's fitting because Ron Burgundy is a quotable but not funny or smart symbol of misguided fratboy group think from 2004.

/just like hating the Patriots and making up excuses for their achievements to convince yourself that your team might have a chance to go somewhere.


Wellllll, considering I'm a Browns fan, my team can only go UP in the standings.

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2015-10-26 1:07:22 PM  
2 votes:

CodeMonkey4Life: AdamK: jaylectricity: Nana's Vibrator: bah, this Pats team has 18-1 written on it again.  They're not beating Green Bay.  Hopefully the Pack can beat themselves in the playoffs again.

Green Bay? Haha, yeah, OK.

None of these teams are going undefeated or even just 1 loss, wouldn't be shocked if all of them had minimum 2-3 losses by the end of the season. Patriots in particular will sit guys and lose games once they clinch home field advantage.

undefeated is a factorial equation, even if you start with a very high percentage estimate for winning games the chances of winning them all are tiny.

people predicting undefeated teams in week 7 don't understand math or football.


In other words, Americans.
 
2015-10-26 10:45:52 AM  
2 votes:

CodeMonkey4Life: I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.


I'm sure if you post about it enough, Tom's gonna let you fark Gisele.

/it's a farking game
 
2015-10-26 9:34:17 AM  
2 votes:
New nickname?

TAWMMY CHEETAH
 
2015-10-26 8:38:30 AM  
2 votes:
He sure is. He sure is a cheatah.
 
2015-10-26 8:33:54 AM  
2 votes:
I'd like to thank my fantasy football league commissioner for holding our day the day before the brady suspension was overturned,  thus allowing me to draft him in the 8th round.
 
2015-10-26 7:55:50 AM  
2 votes:
Which NFL quarterback, having a sub-par year, is having a hard time coming to grips since game ball psi became more scrutinized?

Peyton Manning.

just sayin
 
2015-10-26 9:35:07 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: bainsguy: bainsguy: hammer85: FriarReb98: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up

Plz, Manningface is the only NE kryptonite.

Ah yes, Brady is 11-5 against Peyton Manning-led teams. The very definition of "kryptonite"

FTFM

And 2-3 against Eli Manning-led teams. Still not kryptonite.


Two of those three losses were pretty big games, if I recall correctly...
 
2015-10-26 8:26:16 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: DubyaHater: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.

(Typing thru tears) this is the funniest post I've read on Fark since, like, ever.


I bet you find Pro Football Mock hilarious.

We get it. You love Tom Brady. You've good reason; he's been a key piece of a great dynasty. One that got caught cheating at the coach level, player level, with a murderer behind bars to spice it up a little. But hey, they're always competitive.
 
2015-10-26 7:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

softshoes: Slackfumasta: Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.

Damn, dude, try decaf.

Watching Brady juke somebody, especially a great defender like Urlacher, is aweomse because Brady sucks at running!  Montana wasn't mentioned anywhere in my post, nor was the term 'GOAT', or anything else relating to any discussion of who is the best at anything anywhere.

/you sound threatened
//Brady > Montana

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Montana did not play against these guys or these ones for that matter:
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But if it pushes your agenda go for it dude.


Damn, the guy wasn't even trolling and he still got bites.  I think Montana was in middle school when Dick Butkus retired.
 
2015-10-26 3:19:54 PM  
1 vote:

CheatCommando: hammer85: FriarReb98: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up

Plz, Manningface is the only NE kryptonite.

I thought Tom Coughlin blind luckwas NE kryptonite.

 
2015-10-26 1:29:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2015-10-26 1:15:25 PM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.


I..uhh..I would watch that. Just sayin.
 
2015-10-26 12:21:48 PM  
1 vote:

lilbjorn: Dafatone: Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.

So why did you click on a story that had Patriots in the headline?


Because Tom Brady being called a cheetah is fantastic.
 
2015-10-26 11:58:01 AM  
1 vote:
OG Cheetah

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2015-10-26 11:38:53 AM  
1 vote:

Dafatone: Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.


You guys always get this wrong.  The worst is the association of 31 other teams' fans being sore losers over each and every year for 15 years.  And 15 years is just about the entire life of internet comment popularity.  So it's like 31 out of every 32 fans in the NFL have been whining forever and ever.  It's ruined.  YOU RUINED IT.
 
2015-10-26 11:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.
 
2015-10-26 11:18:16 AM  
1 vote:

veedeevadeevoodee: [www.buffalobruises.com image 622x768]


that's fitting because Ron Burgundy is a quotable but not funny or smart symbol of misguided fratboy group think from 2004.

/just like hating the Patriots and making up excuses for their achievements to convince yourself that your team might have a chance to go somewhere.
 
2015-10-26 11:04:17 AM  
1 vote:

CodeMonkey4Life: jfivealive: That was such a great game.  After the second play I thought we were gonna get blown out 45 to 3 again.  Pretty sure Fitzpatrick had more passing yards than Brady at the half too.  Both teams made great halftime adjustments and it really was anybody's game.  I'm about as satisfied with that loss as anyone can really be with one.

It was a well played game, I was worried the Pats O-line would embarrass themselves and I hoped Fitz would throw a bunch of interceptions but even the weaker links played pretty well.
The Jets deserve respect, the Pats caught a big break when Ivory tweaked his leg right away and I don't expect any 9.5 point lines when the Pats have to go to New York.


If the officials called that game even, it would have been a 45-27 game.
 
2015-10-26 10:53:32 AM  
1 vote:

Hydra: CodeMonkey4Life: I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.

I'm sure if you post about it enough, Tom's gonna let you fark Gisele.

/it's a farking game


I enjoy the lamentations of sore losers. their sad petty spitefulness is like a license to gloat.
 
2015-10-26 10:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
they were hobbing his knob pretty good on CBS yesterday.
 
2015-10-26 10:20:55 AM  
1 vote:
Of course, he cheetahs all the time.
 
2015-10-26 10:17:47 AM  
1 vote:
 
2015-10-26 10:14:16 AM  
1 vote:

somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"


Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.
 
2015-10-26 9:04:53 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: Ya know, it didn't even dawn on me when I heard it.


Sadly, it didn't dawn on me until reading this comment ad realizing there might have been more to it.
 
2015-10-26 8:33:40 AM  
1 vote:

tacos4jesus: RminusQ: Thanks, LaGarrette, for your wonderful performance of -3 yards.

This.

So much this.

Welcome to the waiver wire.


Thats a bit premature - the Jets have a strong run defense. So the Pats just didn't run the ball AT ALL. I mean, I think Blount had 3 carries, and they ran the ball matbe 6-7 times all game.

Oh, and Brady's running reminded me of this:
https://www.facebook.com/TomBrady/videos/vb.214003275307497/828579033​8​49915/?type=2&theater
 
2015-10-26 8:13:07 AM  
1 vote:
He's the greatest of all time and he's angry.
 
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