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2015-10-26 10:15:46 AM  
12 votes:

litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!


By definition the Patriots will always play a cream puff schedule because they're the only team that never has to face the Pats.
 
2015-10-26 8:20:25 AM  
9 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: He's the greatest of all time and he's angry.


But enough about Joe Montana...

/Or Jim Brown, Darrell Green, Jerry Rice...
 
2015-10-26 7:55:50 AM  
9 votes:
Which NFL quarterback, having a sub-par year, is having a hard time coming to grips since game ball psi became more scrutinized?

Peyton Manning.

just sayin
 
2015-10-26 11:07:32 AM  
8 votes:
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2015-10-26 3:10:24 PM  
6 votes:

xaks: orange whip: It make sit easy to pick out the people   who know nothing about football in these threads

Yup. They keep insisting Bwady is the greatestest QB evar and don't shut the fark up, but god help you if you bring up getting caught cheating. Again.

So, thankfully, they're like P90xers and vegans....they self-identify like its an airborne contagion. We can then Farky them the tard color, pat them on the head and throw a tater tot to distract them so the grown ups can talk.


This is how grown ups talk?
 
2015-10-26 6:43:10 PM  
5 votes:
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2015-10-26 10:19:47 AM  
5 votes:

EyeballKid: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.


I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.
 
2015-10-26 8:34:19 AM  
5 votes:
Brady running is like Bird dunking.  Yep, he did it, but it didn't happen a lot and when it did there wasn't much...well, style....but got the job done.
 
2015-10-26 11:58:53 AM  
4 votes:

EyeballKid: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.


Oh f*ck off. I'm tired of this shtick. Not everyone in f*cking new england is from the same tiny part of Boston and we're not all named f*cking Sully. Grow a pair, ya f*cking mookp
 
2015-10-26 11:18:16 AM  
4 votes:

veedeevadeevoodee: [www.buffalobruises.com image 622x768]


that's fitting because Ron Burgundy is a quotable but not funny or smart symbol of misguided fratboy group think from 2004.

/just like hating the Patriots and making up excuses for their achievements to convince yourself that your team might have a chance to go somewhere.
 
2015-10-26 8:33:35 AM  
4 votes:

somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"


This word, it does not mean what you think it means. It's possible that the Patriots go undefeated, but 19-0 is like a 7% probability now, not probable at all. You can still get 5:1 odds on the Pats just winning the superbowl alone, which should put an undefeated probability in perspective,.
 
2015-10-27 5:41:17 AM  
3 votes:
xaks: so much for my little peace offering earlier. You're showing your true colors. Puke green and piss yellow.
 
2015-10-26 1:58:01 PM  
3 votes:

Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.


Damn, dude, try decaf.

Watching Brady juke somebody, especially a great defender like Urlacher, is aweomse because Brady sucks at running!  Montana wasn't mentioned anywhere in my post, nor was the term 'GOAT', or anything else relating to any discussion of who is the best at anything anywhere.

/you sound threatened
//Brady > Montana
 
2015-10-26 11:47:36 AM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: AdamK: Patriots in particular will sit guys and lose games once they clinch home field advantage.

I don't think so. If they were so lucky to go into week 14 with a 13-0 record, they would feel like they had a chance to do what they couldn't do before. When they lost in 2007 it wasn't because they didn't rest their guys near the end of the year. They just had one bad game after a bad week of practice filled with distractions from the "taped the Rams walkthrough" story.

About the only thing you might be able to say about that year was their last game against the Giants their offense put up a number of points in a great shootout. I'll bet Coughlin learned how he could stop them during that game. The Patriots probably showed more than they wanted to in that game.


Always say "the bullshiat Rams Walk through story which was retracted less then 24 hours later". People still think that actually happened.
 
2015-10-26 9:15:22 AM  
3 votes:

somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"


If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.
 
2015-10-26 8:13:07 AM  
3 votes:
He's the greatest of all time and he's angry.
 
2015-10-26 9:25:19 PM  
2 votes:

xaks: Because Aaron is already far better than Brady in every way save the number of cheated rings.


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2015-10-26 3:12:41 PM  
2 votes:

EyeballKid: CodeMonkey4Life: EyeballKid: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.

I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.

I'm sure you will, Sully. I'm sure you will. Don't you have some black neighbor to be scared of, or are you a bandwagon Cheats' fan?


Do you also hate the Colts?  They had under inflated balls as well.  Or the Pack?  Rogers prefers over inflated balls.
 
2015-10-26 11:20:42 AM  
2 votes:
Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.
 
2015-10-26 10:53:32 AM  
2 votes:

Hydra: CodeMonkey4Life: I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.

I'm sure if you post about it enough, Tom's gonna let you fark Gisele.

/it's a farking game


I enjoy the lamentations of sore losers. their sad petty spitefulness is like a license to gloat.
 
2015-10-26 8:38:30 AM  
2 votes:
He sure is. He sure is a cheatah.
 
2015-10-26 9:35:07 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: bainsguy: bainsguy: hammer85: FriarReb98: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up

Plz, Manningface is the only NE kryptonite.

Ah yes, Brady is 11-5 against Peyton Manning-led teams. The very definition of "kryptonite"

FTFM

And 2-3 against Eli Manning-led teams. Still not kryptonite.


Two of those three losses were pretty big games, if I recall correctly...
 
2015-10-26 8:26:16 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: DubyaHater: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.

(Typing thru tears) this is the funniest post I've read on Fark since, like, ever.


I bet you find Pro Football Mock hilarious.

We get it. You love Tom Brady. You've good reason; he's been a key piece of a great dynasty. One that got caught cheating at the coach level, player level, with a murderer behind bars to spice it up a little. But hey, they're always competitive.
 
2015-10-26 7:52:26 PM  
1 vote:

Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.


Butkus retired in '73. Montana came into the league in '79. The Fearsome Foursome also predated Montana, and the Steel Curtain as well as the Purple People Eaters were on the back ends of their legacies by '79.

Wow, do you ever look foolish.
 
2015-10-26 7:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

softshoes: Slackfumasta: Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.

Damn, dude, try decaf.

Watching Brady juke somebody, especially a great defender like Urlacher, is aweomse because Brady sucks at running!  Montana wasn't mentioned anywhere in my post, nor was the term 'GOAT', or anything else relating to any discussion of who is the best at anything anywhere.

/you sound threatened
//Brady > Montana

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Montana did not play against these guys or these ones for that matter:
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But if it pushes your agenda go for it dude.


Damn, the guy wasn't even trolling and he still got bites.  I think Montana was in middle school when Dick Butkus retired.
 
2015-10-26 6:57:50 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: [scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net image 720x540]


I posted that on my FB wall today - thought about posting here but the mods, you know...

kudos to you for posting sir!
 
2015-10-26 5:53:52 PM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.

Damn, dude, try decaf.

Watching Brady juke somebody, especially a great defender like Urlacher, is aweomse because Brady sucks at running!  Montana wasn't mentioned anywhere in my post, nor was the term 'GOAT', or anything else relating to any discussion of who is the best at anything anywhere.

/you sound threatened
//Brady > Montana


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Montana did not play against these guys or these ones for that matter:
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But if it pushes your agenda go for it dude.
 
2015-10-26 3:46:59 PM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher


I really miss hearing Gil Santos's voice.
 
2015-10-26 3:14:35 PM  
1 vote:

Slackfumasta: //Brady > Montana


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2015-10-26 2:40:06 PM  
1 vote:
AdamK:

Green Bay also has issues with their defense, they have not played as well as they did last year - maybe guys like Peppers being one year older isn't helping, who knows - they too also have injury issues on offense.

What?  Stats wise the Packers are kind of remarkably similar to last year in their first 6 games for most stats like yards/game completion percentage, etc.  The main difference seems to be they are giving up around 5 less points per game on average this year than last (keep in mind they currently have league leading defense in scoring), and they also have 10 more sacks in the first 6 games than last year.  Interestingly they are doing about the same in red zone percentages as last year, so my guess is they are giving up less big plays on defense and special teams.  I'm not saying they will remain the defensive leader in points allowed, as that isn't particularly sustainable given how many yards they are giving up, but this years D, from what I've seen is playing significantly better than last year, particularly at the start of last year.
 
2015-10-26 1:41:07 PM  
1 vote:

natural316: Kuta: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

AFC East is lucky they face the NFC Least this year.

And the AFC South which is this year's NFC South


No, the AFC South is even worse than the NFC South was last year... a 5 win team could win the division this year, the two worst teams are 8-35 since the start of just last season, all 4 teams' head coaches should probably be fired and there's maybe 1 good owner in this entire division. The only thing entertaining this division has produced this season is hard knocks and maybe the worst playcall in this history of the NFL.
 
2015-10-26 1:08:21 PM  
1 vote:

hammer85: FriarReb98: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up

Plz, Manningface is the only NE kryptonite.


I thought Tom Coughlin was NE kryptonite.
 
2015-10-26 1:03:36 PM  
1 vote:

hammer85: FriarReb98: litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!

I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up

Plz, Manningface is the only NE kryptonite.


Ah yes, Brady is 11-5 against Manning-led teams. The very definition of "kryptonite"
 
2015-10-26 12:46:00 PM  
1 vote:

Free Radical: Slackfumasta: Let's not forget this one too:

Brady jukes Urlacher

Joe Montana used to juke the ALL TIME GREATS in his day. Guys like Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, The entire Fearsome Foursome, The Purple People Eaters, and the Steel Curtain.

And he he did in an era when hand checking was LEGAL.

Joe Montana was the GOAT and that my friend will never change.

Ever.


Well sure it will never change in your tiny empty cranium but it has already changed in the minds of people who know football.  But keep farking that chicken. It make sit easy to pick out the people   who know nothing about football in these threads
 
2015-10-26 12:23:14 PM  
1 vote:

litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!


I know Houston sucks, but I'm not ready to say yesterday was a fluke for the Fins just yet.

\worried about that one
\\Miami is New England's kryptonite
\\\Denver was too, until Peyton showed up
 
2015-10-26 12:21:48 PM  
1 vote:

lilbjorn: Dafatone: Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.

So why did you click on a story that had Patriots in the headline?


Because Tom Brady being called a cheetah is fantastic.
 
2015-10-26 12:17:51 PM  
1 vote:

Dafatone: Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.


So why did you click on a story that had Patriots in the headline?
 
2015-10-26 12:12:38 PM  
1 vote:

litespeed74: Back to the cream puff schedule!


Still got a few days before they get back to that. Playing a division game on a Thursday night sucks infinite balls, especially when you're banged up going into the game. The only saving grace is that it is in Foxboro. I'm hoping the offense heals up quick, they can't hope to win again with only 18 players dressed on such short rest.
 
2015-10-26 12:07:24 PM  
1 vote:

jfivealive: Nana's Vibrator: Dafatone: Good lord, nothing is worse than Pats fans and Pats haters whining at each other.

You guys always get this wrong.  The worst is the association of 31 other teams' fans being sore losers over each and every year for 15 years.  And 15 years is just about the entire life of internet comment popularity.  So it's like 31 out of every 32 fans in the NFL have been whining forever and ever.  It's ruined.  YOU RUINED IT.

It goes both ways.  Pats fans certainly love throwing it down everyone's throats.  Brady will have to retire soon.  The Pats legacy has a good chance of dying there for a very long time.


I'm trying to enjoy this year win or lose.
I suspect there aren't many left before the Pats are talking about the next Brady the way the rest of the AFC East talk about the next Marino or Kelly or Namath. Great QBs are hard to find and I feel lucky the Pats found even one.
 
2015-10-26 11:55:20 AM  
1 vote:
Tom Brayd truly is the greatest athlete since Micheal Jordon.  I don't think people realize how lucky Bill Bilecheck is to have the guy.

Hell, imagine if you had Tom Brayd at quarterback, Secretariet in the backfield, Jordon and Lants Armstrong at the wings, Tiger Woulds at the tight end, and Rhonda Rousey at kicker.  Wow.  My heart would explode, at how much heart they have.
 
2015-10-26 11:51:16 AM  
1 vote:

Waxing_Chewbacca: Nana's Vibrator: veedeevadeevoodee: [www.buffalobruises.com image 622x768]

that's fitting because Ron Burgundy is a quotable but not funny or smart symbol of misguided fratboy group think from 2004.

/just like hating the Patriots and making up excuses for their achievements to convince yourself that your team might have a chance to go somewhere.

Truth


If only the Titans hadn't lost that one game to the Pats 59-0 they'd be 5x super bowl champions! or something...
 
2015-10-26 11:44:08 AM  
1 vote:

Nana's Vibrator: CodeMonkey4Life: AdamK: jaylectricity: Nana's Vibrator: bah, this Pats team has 18-1 written on it again.  They're not beating Green Bay.  Hopefully the Pack can beat themselves in the playoffs again.

Green Bay? Haha, yeah, OK.

None of these teams are going undefeated or even just 1 loss, wouldn't be shocked if all of them had minimum 2-3 losses by the end of the season. Patriots in particular will sit guys and lose games once they clinch home field advantage.

undefeated is a factorial equation, even if you start with a very high percentage estimate for winning games the chances of winning them all are tiny.

people predicting undefeated teams in week 7 don't understand math or football.

yeah, the whole point was that the Patriots have an easy road to the AFC championship but their secondary will not stop Aaron Rodgers and whoever they have receiving passes in February.  I wasn't trying to turn this into a Beakman's World thread.


I would always bet the field in a salary cap league. there are no invincible teams.
 
2015-10-26 11:42:09 AM  
1 vote:

Nana's Vibrator: but their secondary will not stop Aaron Rodgers and whoever they have receiving passes in February


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Potential Green Bay WR come February given the attrition rate
 
2015-10-26 11:14:30 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: Nana's Vibrator: bah, this Pats team has 18-1 written on it again.  They're not beating Green Bay.  Hopefully the Pack can beat themselves in the playoffs again.

Green Bay? Haha, yeah, OK.


None of these teams are going undefeated or even just 1 loss, wouldn't be shocked if all of them had minimum 2-3 losses by the end of the season. Patriots in particular will sit guys and lose games once they clinch home field advantage.
 
2015-10-26 10:45:52 AM  
1 vote:

CodeMonkey4Life: I'm hoping to remember it as the year crybabies whined louder and louder as the Pats kept winning and I laughed harder and harder at the frustrated tantrums of whiny losers.


I'm sure if you post about it enough, Tom's gonna let you fark Gisele.

/it's a farking game
 
2015-10-26 10:43:33 AM  
1 vote:
they were hobbing his knob pretty good on CBS yesterday.
 
2015-10-26 10:14:16 AM  
1 vote:

somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"


Or, more likely, it'll be remembered as another year the Pats cheated and got away with it.

/Unless your name's Sully.
 
2015-10-26 10:10:47 AM  
1 vote:
He's a Cheetah all right. Dey ain't lion.
 
2015-10-26 10:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
Back to the cream puff schedule!
 
2015-10-26 9:57:30 AM  
1 vote:

bionicjoe: He's not committed to any style of play, and works to improve any part of his game.


I never really had an opinion on him until I watched the Belichick episodes of "A Football Life" on the NFL network. Whenever they showed him, he came off as a giant football nerd. It was pretty refreshing.
 
2015-10-26 9:32:24 AM  
1 vote:

bionicjoe: He worked in the off-season on running & scrambling more because other teams are relying on it more.

He did that his rookie season.  He was the slowest player at the Combine; Belichick said if he was gonna make it in the NFL he needed to improve his speed.  One season later he wasn't even the slowest on his team.
But no, he's never gonna impress anyone with his legs no matter how hard he works.  Again, it's just a sparingly used constraint.  He's always good for that once-a-game 11-yard scramble on 3rd and 10 when the defense sees an empty backfield and completely bails on the run.  It wouldn't work at all unless he terrified defenses with his arm, which is a funny thing to say because scouts panned his arm strength.
 
2015-10-26 9:26:56 AM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: somedude210: remember, if somehow the Patriots go 19-0 (unlikely but probable) this season will be forever known as the "Tom Brady 'I hate you all' revenge tour"

If the Patriots go 19-0, Brady should walk Gisele out onto the field at the end of the Super Bowl and fark her on the 50 yard line on top of a deflated football, with his middle finger up the entire time.


His middle finger up where?

/reported
 
2015-10-26 9:01:19 AM  
1 vote:
15 yards?

There's a chance I could get that many.
 
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