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(Berkshire Eagle)   Police looking for 20-year-old man described as short, balding, lisping, with a sickly complexion and a mental deficiency. Unclear if they want to arrest him or just insult him further   (berkshireeagle.com) divider line
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2015-10-25 10:30:48 AM  
maybe it's a roast
 
2015-10-25 10:49:38 AM  
I resemble that remark.

/wish I was 20
 
2015-10-25 10:53:09 AM  
Must be time to ring the bell and nobody else can fit in the tower.
 
2015-10-25 11:06:47 AM  
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2015-10-25 11:39:38 AM  
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2015-10-25 11:40:23 AM  
In many places "short, balding, and with a sickly complexion" describes 2/3 of the men.
 
2015-10-25 11:42:18 AM  
Hi guys, Precious wonders what's going on in this threadses?

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2015-10-25 11:46:49 AM  
This guy?

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2015-10-25 11:47:25 AM  
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2015-10-25 11:47:42 AM  
Nice subby
 
2015-10-25 11:49:39 AM  
Brian Peppers?
 
2015-10-25 11:59:37 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Brian Peppers?


RIP
 
2015-10-25 12:07:55 PM  
They're looking for Truman Capote?
 
2015-10-25 12:15:00 PM  
funnied the headline
 
2015-10-25 12:19:46 PM  
Did they check the DMV?

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2015-10-25 12:40:04 PM  
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2015-10-25 12:40:46 PM  

munko: maybe it's a roast


What someone that would be insulted might look like.

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2015-10-25 12:41:14 PM  

Badmoodman: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 570x393]


Came for this.
 
2015-10-25 12:42:05 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Badmoodman: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 570x393]

Came for this.


Perv.
 
2015-10-25 12:45:25 PM  
I don't know if I feel worse about that headline or my laughter at it.

Subby, save me a seat by you on that bus, okay?
 
2015-10-25 12:46:41 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: StoPPeRmobile: Badmoodman: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 570x393]

Came for this.

Perv.


well that just turned out all kinds of wrong,  well done.

and funnied
 
2015-10-25 12:52:57 PM  
Is someone missing a Congressional Aide?
 
2015-10-25 12:53:37 PM  
Inconceivable!

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2015-10-25 12:57:26 PM  
My parents one had a lawyer and my mother said to the lawyer that he had a speech impediment.

7 years later, the lawyer (his license was suspended at this point) left an irate message on my mother's voicemail and said something like "You told me I had a speech impediment? Your husband has a brain impediment!" and hung up.

He's also slow.

/csb
 
2015-10-25 1:03:07 PM  

dervish16108: My parents one had a lawyer and my mother said to the lawyer that he had a speech impediment.

7 years later, the lawyer (his license was suspended at this point) left an irate message on my mother's voicemail and said something like "You told me I had a speech impediment? Your husband has a brain impediment!" and hung up.

He's also slow.

/csb


How'd he become a lawyer in the first place?
 
2015-10-25 1:06:29 PM  

Shrapnel: This guy?

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2015-10-25 1:11:33 PM  
Is it this guy?

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2015-10-25 1:12:52 PM  
He's too young to be a presidential candidate... for now.
 
2015-10-25 1:43:25 PM  
Just counting the runners...

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2015-10-25 1:52:18 PM  
Ha the headline made me lol! Well done subby.
 
2015-10-25 1:52:45 PM  

Shrapnel: This guy?

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Fire.  Kill it with.

/would also accept 'nuke from orbit'
 
2015-10-25 2:04:17 PM  
HLOTY candidate.

Well done.
 
2015-10-25 2:11:19 PM  
Thufferin thuccotash!
 
2015-10-25 2:31:02 PM  
I'm surprised they aren't looking for a new independent presidential candidate with those qualifications
 
2015-10-25 2:39:18 PM  

mama2tnt: I don't know if I feel worse about that headline or my laughter at it.

Subby, save me a seat by you on that bus, okay?


few things i can imagine worse than being on a bus to hell, that's i'm going to be flying there in first class.
/i get perks because i'm a top level soul bundler
 
2015-10-25 2:39:36 PM  
"I will not stand here and be insulted!"
"Fine, stand somewhere else and we'll insult you."
 
2015-10-25 3:01:06 PM  
No wonder the poor guy is accosting women on bike paths. They'd never talk to him otherwise.
 
2015-10-25 3:02:20 PM  
How many places can one misplace a Congressman?
 
2015-10-25 3:12:12 PM  
23 comments and I'm the first to ask:

What's his Fark handle?
 
2015-10-25 4:45:48 PM  
Maybe they think that if they insult him badly enough it will draw him out of hiding.

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2015-10-25 4:56:21 PM  
Have they checked /r9k/?
 
2015-10-25 4:59:49 PM  

dervish16108: My parents one had a lawyer and my mother said to the lawyer that he had a speech impediment.

7 years later, the lawyer (his license was suspended at this point) left an irate message on my mother's voicemail and said something like "You told me I had a speech impediment? Your husband has a brain impediment!" and hung up.

He's also slow.

/csb


Your dad's a 'tard?
 
2015-10-25 5:14:10 PM  

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Came in here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2015-10-25 5:22:39 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: dervish16108: My parents one had a lawyer and my mother said to the lawyer that he had a speech impediment.

7 years later, the lawyer (his license was suspended at this point) left an irate message on my mother's voicemail and said something like "You told me I had a speech impediment? Your husband has a brain impediment!" and hung up.

He's also slow.

/csb

How'd he become a lawyer in the first place?


Same way Ben Carson became a brain surgeon.
 
2015-10-25 5:35:28 PM  
Great headline!
 
2015-10-25 5:50:42 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: BumpInTheNight: Brian Peppers?

RIP


I didn't know he was dead. Good.
 
2015-10-25 6:14:12 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: HLOTY candidate.

Well done.


I second that.
 
2015-10-25 6:19:04 PM  

morg: thismomentinblackhistory: BumpInTheNight: Brian Peppers?

RIP

I didn't know he was dead. Good.


I'm not certain he wasn't already dead when that infamous photo was taken anyway. I mean, he looks like he could have been.
 
2015-10-25 6:23:22 PM  

Nidiot: morg: thismomentinblackhistory: BumpInTheNight: Brian Peppers?

RIP

I didn't know he was dead. Good.

I'm not certain he wasn't already dead when that infamous photo was taken anyway. I mean, he looks like he could have been.


They don't process corpses for trial. The guy was wheelchair-bound in a nursing home when he committed his crimes. That probably explains his complexion. Plus his underlying condition that caused his face to warp like that and crippled him.
 
2015-10-25 7:26:55 PM  

BolloxReader: Nidiot: morg: thismomentinblackhistory: BumpInTheNight: Brian Peppers?

RIP

I didn't know he was dead. Good.

I'm not certain he wasn't already dead when that infamous photo was taken anyway. I mean, he looks like he could have been.

They don't process corpses for trial. The guy was wheelchair-bound in a nursing home when he committed his crimes. That probably explains his complexion. Plus his underlying condition that caused his face to warp like that and crippled him.


I was thinking about his eyes, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.
 
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