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(Boston Globe)   Two-year-old rescued after getting head stuck in bongo drum   ( boston.com) divider line
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2001-12-22 01:58:43 PM  
i wonder if that's how lars ulrich started.
2001-12-22 02:00:44 PM  
No, Lars got his start by getting his head caught in Hilary Rosen's bunghole.
2001-12-22 02:08:07 PM  
oh yeah
2001-12-22 02:18:49 PM  
This isnt amusing, the kid is just two years old!
2001-12-22 02:33:42 PM  
Two-year-old rescued after getting head
Shouldn't there be a filter to prevent this kind of phraseology?

2001-12-22 02:40:44 PM  
This is what happens when you let hippies have children.
2001-12-22 02:48:44 PM  
damn hippies! get a haircut!
2001-12-22 02:49:04 PM  
I saw this on "I Love Lucy."
2001-12-22 02:50:48 PM  
This story sounds like it'd be better suited to Hustler, what with all the talk of "lubrication" and "mechanical spreaders" :p
2001-12-22 03:00:51 PM  
If that was my kid I would have played on that bongo for twenty minutes before I called for help. The kid would never make that mistake again.
2001-12-22 03:17:38 PM  
LordWatson, are you in prison currently?
2001-12-22 03:25:45 PM  
In prison! I wish! If I was in prison I would at least eat better. I am a poor university student.
2001-12-22 04:12:17 PM  
So was this the work of bongofury or Bongo_Fury???

Inquiring minds want to know!
2001-12-22 04:19:31 PM  
I think this was actually the work of a partially retarded two year old Borg9.
2001-12-22 05:23:53 PM  
I will neither confirm, nor deny, that I had a part in this.
2001-12-22 05:24:54 PM  
Q: What's orange and looks good on a hippy?
A: Fire!
2001-12-22 05:27:50 PM  
The good news is that none of you will be able to have children (women don't like you)
2001-12-22 06:04:55 PM  
That's good news about the kid, but I understand Noel Chumpsky's head is still stuck up his ass. Any chance of that changing?
2001-12-22 06:05:21 PM  
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2001-12-22 06:20:17 PM  
I think the case is settled. Bongoman did it
2001-12-23 01:38:48 AM  
I guess that was John Walker's (Boy Taliban) Little Brother.

The Whole Family is as Disfuntional as Crap sitting in the Sun!
2001-12-23 02:49:51 AM  
Tito Puente was arrested last night for the attempted murder of an innocent child. He was found lying in his front yard adjacent several bottles of malt liquor.
2001-12-23 03:58:13 AM  
Must have been the ghost of Tito.
2001-12-23 02:01:22 PM  
Except Tito mostly played timbales. It's too hard to get your head stuck in a timbale.
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