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(USA Today)   Hope Solo's domestic violence case reinstated in 12 systems   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2015-10-03 2:33:12 AM  
She'll be careful
 
2015-10-03 2:42:10 AM  
I'd sacrifice one of my planets for her, if you know what I mean.  As long as she promised to cover my medical bills.
 
2015-10-03 4:07:00 AM  
When will an athlete catch a break in this country?
 
2015-10-03 4:09:22 AM  
Well done, Subby.  I clicked on a Sports link.
 
2015-10-03 6:20:14 AM  
Solo hit first
 
2015-10-03 7:34:37 AM  
She must have seriously pissed off someone at the police or DA's to have a fourth-freaking-degree assault dismissal appealed.
 
2015-10-03 7:35:31 AM  

ArkAngel: She'll be careful


She'll be DEAD!
 
2015-10-03 7:46:57 AM  
Exhibit A:

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2015-10-03 7:56:22 AM  
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Sees what you did there Subby...
 
2015-10-03 8:32:36 AM  

Manfred J. Hattan: She must have seriously pissed off someone at the police or DA's to have a fourth-freaking-degree assault dismissal appealed.


IIRC, she pulled the, "I make more money farting between takes of my Nike commercials than you make in a year" schtick with the cops who busted her.
 
2015-10-03 8:47:16 AM  
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2015-10-03 9:08:51 AM  
The courts set her free, let her assist the team to a title and then snatched her right back?
Well ain't that a kick in the pooper.
 
2015-10-03 9:16:58 AM  
3PO! You tell that worm ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure from us! ...Right?
 
2015-10-03 9:19:00 AM  
'Bring me Solo and a cookie!'
 
2015-10-03 10:12:15 AM  
She's and athlete and was probably just suffering from dRoid rage.
 
2015-10-03 11:16:21 AM  
Yet another web page that turns into a full-page ad after a few seconds.  Admins, please take off Ad Block before greening these shiat links.
 
2015-10-03 12:08:32 PM  

Sgt Otter: Manfred J. Hattan: She must have seriously pissed off someone at the police or DA's to have a fourth-freaking-degree assault dismissal appealed.

IIRC, she pulled the, "I make more money farting between takes of my Nike commercials than you make in a year" schtick with the cops who busted her.


While that is always a great way for the cop to inflict maximum punishment for your race/class, if it is true you will get some hella-huge breaks in court (and a bit unlikely considering how many cops pull six figures after overtime).  She must have pulled a similar stunt with the DA's office or more likely pulled that attitude in open court.
 
2015-10-03 12:43:11 PM  
They have altered with an appeal, pray they do not alter it further
 
2015-10-03 12:48:47 PM  
This thread sponsored by: Arby's

We have the meats.
 
2015-10-03 12:51:37 PM  
Headline of the year candidate.
 
2015-10-03 2:39:07 PM  
Last year, LA Kings defensemen Slava Voynov was arrested for DV after fighting with his wife.

LA Times sports writer Helen Elliot wrote an article before the case went to court saying no matter the outcome of the case, Voynov should be banned from the NHL and deported.

Helen was tweeting about the Team USA soccer game so I asked her if she was going to write an article chastising Team USA and NWSL for not banning Solo for multiple issues of DV and the case of child abuse or if she was a hypocrite that beliefs only men should be charged with DV?

I'm still waiting for the article.
 
2015-10-03 3:04:18 PM  
It's curtains for her this time.
 
2015-10-03 3:24:20 PM  

Phantom_Spaceman: It's curtains for her this time.


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2015-10-03 3:48:11 PM  
"HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread

/if she assaulted someone, she should be punished
//doesn't allow you to be a piece of shiat
 
2015-10-03 3:55:15 PM  
The details of this case are incredibly weird. She's arrested for DV. She's intoxicated at the time of arrest. Her victims refuse to be deposed by the DA's office. Hope is claiming that they beat her which is why she fought her 17 year old nephew(who is quite larger than her). She had marks to back up being hit in the back. There's a whole lot missing from this that I would never want to be a part of this trial because it sounds serioisly farked up.
 
2015-10-03 4:00:50 PM  

Car_Ramrod: "HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread


ok, back the truck up.  hope solo is a famous athelete.  we know what her body looks like, and we were supposed to see it, because she shows it to us all the time.

now, no, we weren't supposed to see the saarlac, but someone posted a comic the other day that made sense.

death gives a little girl a sword, girl runs away happily to play.
mom is upset, says you can't give that to her, it's not safe.
death says it's a sword, it's not supposed to be safe.
mom says but she's a child.
death says it's educational.
mom says but she'll cut herself.
death says that will be an important lesson.

the lesson here is that hope cut herself with a sword.

betcha it doesn't happen again.

and mankind is slowly learning that while giving everyone a camera is good, you gotta know when to turn it the fark off.
 
2015-10-03 5:15:01 PM  

Phantom_Spaceman: It's curtains for her this time.


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2015-10-03 5:58:15 PM  

ChrisDe: Exhibit A:

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That's the name of my new restaurant franchise opportunity: Hope Solo's Roast Beef.
 
2015-10-03 6:18:08 PM  

frepnog: Car_Ramrod: "HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread

ok, back the truck up.  hope solo is a famous athelete.  we know what her body looks like, and we were supposed to see it, because she shows it to us all the time.

now, no, we weren't supposed to see the saarlac, but someone posted a comic the other day that made sense.

death gives a little girl a sword, girl runs away happily to play.
mom is upset, says you can't give that to her, it's not safe.
death says it's a sword, it's not supposed to be safe.
mom says but she's a child.
death says it's educational.
mom says but she'll cut herself.
death says that will be an important lesson.

the lesson here is that hope cut herself with a sword.

betcha it doesn't happen again.

and mankind is slowly learning that while giving everyone a camera is good, you gotta know when to turn it the fark off.


If you're ok with being a shiatty person, that's fine. You don't need to post a bunch of gibberish to try to justify it.
 
2015-10-03 8:22:28 PM  

Car_Ramrod: "HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread

/if she assaulted someone, she should be punished
//doesn't allow you to be a piece of shiat


Now, go over to the Hulk Hogan thread and chastise everyone who says his dick looks like an orange Pringle's can.
 
2015-10-03 8:43:01 PM  

Begoggle: Solo hit first


You came in that?  You're braver than I thought.
 
2015-10-03 11:36:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Now, go over to the Hulk Hogan thread and chastise everyone who says his dick looks like an orange Pringle's can.


I agree.  Many people in the media had no problem commenting on Hogan's sex tape, but found the fappening reprehensible.  How are they any different.
 
2015-10-04 1:20:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Car_Ramrod: "HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread

/if she assaulted someone, she should be punished
//doesn't allow you to be a piece of shiat

Now, go over to the Hulk Hogan thread and chastise everyone who says his dick looks like an orange Pringle's can.


I didn't see that thread, but my feelings on that matter are equal.
 
2015-10-04 1:47:05 PM  

Car_Ramrod: FirstNationalBastard: Car_Ramrod: "HA HA! Someone leaked naked photos of her against her wishes, and obviously I looked them, and I'm judging what her body looks like, when I was never supposed to see it. I'm a well adjusted member of society!" - people in this thread

/if she assaulted someone, she should be punished
//doesn't allow you to be a piece of shiat

Now, go over to the Hulk Hogan thread and chastise everyone who says his dick looks like an orange Pringle's can.

I didn't see that thread, but my feelings on that matter are equal.


Well, good.

That's all I ask for in cases like these is consistency from people.

The Fappening is no different than a leaked sex tape, no matter the gender of the party whose shiat got stolen and leaked.

That's why Gawker come off as complete assholes in the Hogan case.
 
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