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(Northwest News (Seattle))   Dead crows litter streets of Spokane. Officials try to determine if it was a murder   (nwcn.com) divider line
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2015-09-19 9:52:14 PM  
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Let's ask an expert.
 
2015-09-19 9:54:23 PM  
Those crows are bastards, even when they're dead they continue to litter.
 
2015-09-19 9:55:53 PM  
Golf clap, Subby.
 
2015-09-19 10:10:12 PM  
*snert*
 
2015-09-19 10:11:41 PM  
It's the chemtrails
 
2015-09-19 10:12:23 PM  
No, GRRM was just editing his book.
 
2015-09-19 10:12:27 PM  
Murder, most fowl?
 
2015-09-19 10:13:26 PM  
nevermore
 
2015-09-19 10:17:55 PM  
Did anyone think of maybe counting crows just to be sure?
 
2015-09-19 10:19:07 PM  
GMOs
 
2015-09-19 10:19:48 PM  
[Insert Arbovirus joke here]
 
2015-09-19 10:24:24 PM  
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2015-09-19 10:24:25 PM  
Is Flashforward actually happening!?
 
2015-09-19 10:24:32 PM  
Well done subby.
 
2015-09-19 10:31:19 PM  
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2015-09-19 10:32:59 PM  
I saw what you did there, subby.

+1.
 
2015-09-19 10:36:37 PM  
I bet they were hard to handle
 
2015-09-19 10:38:27 PM  

CruJones: I bet they were hard to handle


They're all talking to angels.
 
2015-09-19 10:39:28 PM  
That is probably poisoned bait of some type to have the incidence restricted to such a small area and it would be something fairly quick acting like monosodium fluoroacetate or cyanide.
 
2015-09-19 10:42:17 PM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2015-09-19 10:44:36 PM  
Figures, there a lot of Eagles in West Valley

/beat the Knights
 
2015-09-19 10:45:35 PM  

walkerhound: [Insert Arbovirus joke here]


I would prefer to insert a Barbeauvirus.

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2015-09-19 10:48:07 PM  

Goimir: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]

Wanted for questioning


Those were pigeons.
 
2015-09-19 10:53:40 PM  
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2015-09-19 10:54:57 PM  

aevorea: No, GRRM was just editing his book.


And he was just in Spokane recently for the Hugos.
 
2015-09-19 11:01:18 PM  

Tillmaster: Goimir: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x278]

Wanted for questioning

Those were pigeons.


An expert on avian death is an expert.  Also he did squirrels too.  You bet your ass if they woke him up or disrupted his piano or shiat on his car he wouldn't hesitate.
 
2015-09-19 11:02:59 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2015-09-19 11:07:21 PM  
I love the slideshow of "explanations" from the viewers at the end of the article.
 
2015-09-19 11:09:12 PM  
+1 subby
 
2015-09-19 11:12:33 PM  
"We were always told that if you were to see a dead crow to be concerned and to report it," Lehinger said.

What about dead chickadees?  Are you supposed to report that?
 
2015-09-19 11:17:47 PM  
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2015-09-19 11:21:29 PM  
Nice one, Subby
 
2015-09-19 11:48:43 PM  
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The time is now.
 
2015-09-19 11:57:57 PM  

OscarTamerz: That is probably poisoned bait of some type to have the incidence restricted to such a small area and it would be something fairly quick acting like monosodium fluoroacetate or cyanide.


That's what they want you to think...
 
2015-09-19 11:58:12 PM  
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2015-09-20 12:08:53 AM  
Ridin' through this world, you're on your own...
 
2015-09-20 12:09:01 AM  
Spokane? It was probably due to fumes from a meth lab.
 
2015-09-20 12:22:49 AM  
Damn Wildlings.
 
2015-09-20 12:37:25 AM  
Good thing I canceled that tour in Washington.

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2015-09-20 1:00:34 AM  
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Finally got what was coming to them.

/roosters can be such cocks
 
2015-09-20 1:12:46 AM  
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2015-09-20 1:17:51 AM  
Nitpick: The dead crows were actually found not in Spokane but in the suburb of Millwood.

Also, for no particular reason besides the topic of this thread:
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2015-09-20 2:51:59 AM  
Things that are black don't do well in Eastern Washington and Northern Idaho.

/Truth
//Former CDA resident
///Huddys!
 
2015-09-20 2:54:59 AM  
Most excellent headline.
 
2015-09-20 4:29:07 AM  
The crows realized they were living in Spokane and felt death was the better choice
 
2015-09-20 4:52:22 AM  
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2015-09-20 4:56:57 AM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2015-09-20 5:19:53 AM  
Wow the picture shows three dead crows. It's like a mass extinction!
 
2015-09-20 7:42:27 AM  

zerkalo: Figures, there a lot of Eagles in West Valley

/beat the Knights


I hate the farking Eagles, man.
 
2015-09-20 7:48:49 AM  
This is why you should never eat cronuts.

/think of the crows
 
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