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(NBC New York)   Human torso found during investigation of severed limbs. Police say they are unconnected   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line
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2015-07-30 4:25:50 PM  
I snorted.

/going to hell
 
2015-07-30 4:28:59 PM  
The article tore me apart.
 
2015-07-30 4:31:26 PM  

DrunkenYodaZen: The article tore me apart.


You too?
 
2015-07-30 4:47:46 PM  
Why do people do such things. It leaves me discombobulated.
 
2015-07-30 5:03:44 PM  
Arms, legs, and a torso

/sounds like the game is a foot
 
2015-07-30 6:07:09 PM  
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Homeless, probably mentally ill.

USA! USA! USA!

/mental illness should  receive better health coverage in this country
 
2015-07-30 6:07:12 PM  
That headline is almost "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" quality.  Same general topic as well, now that I think about it.
 
2015-07-30 6:09:35 PM  
unconnected
unrelated
>>fark
 
2015-07-30 6:13:37 PM  
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"Its funny because limbs are normally connect to a torso."
 
2015-07-30 6:13:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arms, legs, and a torso

/sounds like the game is a foot


Ohhhhhh.

Ohhhhhh.
 
2015-07-30 6:15:23 PM  
At some point in this investigation, the police are once again going to shoot an unarmed man.
 
2015-07-30 6:15:30 PM  
Was there a torso heap?

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2015-07-30 6:19:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arms, legs, and a torso

/sounds like the game is a foot


Maybe you should give them a hand?

DOH!!
 
2015-07-30 6:20:36 PM  
It's just a flesh wound.
 
2015-07-30 6:21:13 PM  
Subby's use of tag is icing on this little cake of headline.
 
2015-07-30 6:25:00 PM  
good ol' "homeless" Ray Roberson, he was a nice enough guy, always struggling to make life right, get "back in the game" so to speak but he never could keep himself together.
 
2015-07-30 6:25:15 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't a brisket?
 
2015-07-30 6:26:50 PM  
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Y'all are making the joke, but not posting the picture?
 
2015-07-30 6:31:14 PM  
Nutmegger!
 
2015-07-30 6:31:17 PM  
Owww! My torso!!
 
2015-07-30 6:35:47 PM  
Shiat man, can't blame him. I'd want to kill myself too if I lost my arms and legs.
 
2015-07-30 6:37:44 PM  
That's a funny headline right there. Nice job, subby.
 
2015-07-30 6:40:55 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Shiat man, can't blame him. I'd want to kill myself too if I lost my arms and legs.


I don't know. If you're still able to ring doorbells you might continue to appreciate life.
 
2015-07-30 6:43:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arms, legs, and a torso

/sounds like the game is a foot


I'd bet someone had a hand in this.
 
2015-07-30 6:45:31 PM  
I'll have to consult my collection of human heads...
 
2015-07-30 6:49:20 PM  
Subby you magnificent bastard!
 
2015-07-30 6:55:44 PM  
Oh, god damn it, subby.

/HOTY candidate IMO
 
2015-07-30 6:56:57 PM  

Prophet of Loss: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"Its funny because limbs are normally connect to a torso."


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/ha haaaa
 
2015-07-30 7:20:55 PM  
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2015-07-30 7:25:47 PM  
This is like something at the beginning of a horror novel.
 
2015-07-30 8:34:40 PM  
FTFA:State and local police in New Haven, using cadaver dogs, began searching two buildings that share a parking lot after receiving a tip Wednesday


Was it a "finger" tip?
 
2015-07-30 9:29:55 PM  

Fermented Yak Juice: FTFA:State and local police in New Haven, using cadaver dogs, began searching two buildings that share a parking lot after receiving a tip Wednesday


Was it a "finger" tip?


No, the other kind.
 
2015-07-30 10:11:28 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: Shiat man, can't blame him. I'd want to kill myself too if I lost my arms and legs.


Your name must be Matt. Or Art.
 
2015-07-30 10:21:24 PM  
Great, now I've got Patsy Cline stuck in my ear singing, "I Fall To Pieces..."
 
2015-07-31 1:24:02 AM  

rkiller1: Your name must be Matt. Or Art.


Or if it's in water, Bob.  Or in a pile of raked leaves, Russel.
 
2015-07-31 6:49:01 PM  

Mateorabi: rkiller1: Your name must be Matt. Or Art.

Or if it's in water, Bob.  Or in a pile of raked leaves, Russel.


Or on a mountain,  Cliff
 
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