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(CNN)   ISIS "emir of suicide bombings" killed in airstrike. Was identified by parts of emir, and parts of emir, and parts of emir   (cnn.com) divider line
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2015-07-03 12:57:52 PM  
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2015-07-03 1:26:46 PM  
Okay, I laughed way harder at that than I should have. Bravo, subby.
 
2015-07-03 1:28:44 PM  
This should be a top 10 HOTY candidate.
 
2015-07-03 1:32:59 PM  
Great headline. +1
 
2015-07-03 1:44:19 PM  

CipollinaFan: This should be a top 10 HOTY candidate.


Snowrise: Great headline. +1

 
2015-07-03 1:52:47 PM  
Good stuff, Subby!

+1
 
2015-07-03 1:54:52 PM  
♫ Pop goes Tariq al... ♫
 
2015-07-03 2:00:23 PM  
I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?
 
2015-07-03 2:01:26 PM  
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

/+1
 
2015-07-03 2:03:31 PM  

Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?


Read the headline aloud.
 
2015-07-03 2:05:33 PM  

Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?


took me a minute too

read it again "parts of emir"

its a phonetic thing
 
2015-07-03 2:07:25 PM  
I have a feeling this was only the second in command of suicide bombings.  That's how we do things.
 
2015-07-03 2:07:28 PM  
hehehehehehehehehe...
 
2015-07-03 2:08:52 PM  
All of the internets are yours, subby.
 
2015-07-03 2:09:04 PM  

make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.


Over there, over there and up there.
 
2015-07-03 2:10:43 PM  
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2015-07-03 2:11:00 PM  
Nice subby!!!!
 
2015-07-03 2:13:38 PM  
I bet you don't get much respect from your subordinates as a commander of suicide bombers.  I mean, are they really supposed to look up to this guy giving them orders when he obviously has no real world experience of his own at the job they're doing?
 
2015-07-03 2:14:21 PM  

blastoh: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

took me a minute too

read it again "parts of emir"

its a phonetic thing


Ohhhh, parts of 'im 'ere.

/they think I'm slow 'cause I'm from Canada, eh?
 
2015-07-03 2:15:57 PM  

make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.


I still don't get it.

/looks like I get to be one of today's 10,000
 
2015-07-03 2:33:53 PM  

Mister Peejay: make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.

I still don't get it.

/looks like I get to be one of today's 10,000


Maybe it's better as parts of emir parts of emthere?
 
2015-07-03 2:35:21 PM  
Bravo ....... Bravo ....... BRAVISSIMO!!!!
 
2015-07-03 2:36:59 PM  

Mister Peejay: make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.

I still don't get it.

/looks like I get to be one of today's 10,000


"parts of him here"

HOTY subs....up there with Juan Moore
 
2015-07-03 2:40:23 PM  
+1 subby
 
2015-07-03 2:48:27 PM  

Mister Peejay: make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.

I still don't get it.

/looks like I get to be one of today's 10,000

I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to leave now.

 
2015-07-03 2:50:33 PM  
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2015-07-03 2:52:49 PM  

jigger: Mister Peejay: make me some tea: Bondith: I think I'm missing something here.  Little help?

Read the headline aloud.

I still don't get it.

/looks like I get to be one of today's 10,000

Maybe it's better as parts of emir parts of emthere?


Yeah, that'd do it.

/thought emir was pronounced differently
 
2015-07-03 2:53:08 PM  
A human being gets blown to bits and you make a joke.
And a very good joke, too.
Laughing OL.
(Thanks, Meow)
 
2015-07-03 3:00:39 PM  

Farker Soze: I bet you don't get much respect from your subordinates as a commander of suicide bombers.  I mean, are they really supposed to look up to this guy giving them orders when he obviously has no real world experience of his own at the job they're doing?


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2015-07-03 3:07:47 PM  
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2015-07-03 3:09:08 PM  

CipollinaFan: This should be a top 10 HOTY candidate.


No doubt.
 
2015-07-03 3:16:30 PM  

foo monkey: CipollinaFan: This should be a top 10 HOTY candidate.

No doubt.


Depends whether Anne is voting and feeling partisan.
 
2015-07-03 3:18:55 PM  
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2015-07-03 3:36:26 PM  

Schmerd1948: A human being gets blown to bits and you make a joke.
And a very good joke, too.
Laughing OL.
(Thanks, Meow)


In all fairness, being blown to bits was his job.
 
2015-07-03 3:37:47 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard! I Lol'd.
 
2015-07-03 3:39:37 PM  
He died doing what he loved.
 
2015-07-03 3:51:31 PM  
+1, would LOL again.
 
2015-07-03 4:00:40 PM  
Amazing, subby.
 
2015-07-03 4:10:04 PM  
"The invocation will be given by Abdul, followed by Tariq's favorite song, Patsy Cline's I Fall to Pieces."
 
2015-07-03 4:11:20 PM  
Headline is sheer greatness!
 
2015-07-03 4:29:42 PM  
Just like a middle manager, having someone else have to do his job for him.
 
2015-07-03 4:34:32 PM  
Bumping and cross-posting this one to main.

And yeah, this is a slam-dunk Headline of the Year candidate. Bravo, subby
 
2015-07-03 4:35:50 PM  
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Parts is parts.
 
2015-07-03 4:37:10 PM  
Subby is awful..

Hoty, fer sure.
 
2015-07-03 4:39:36 PM  
Were his eyes blue?  Did they find his head and shoulders in the shower?

/Do they need another seven astronauts?
 
2015-07-03 4:41:25 PM  
If I wasn't so lazy I'd give subby totalfark
 
2015-07-03 4:41:54 PM  
Smear the Emir sounds like a fun game
 
2015-07-03 4:44:07 PM  
*golf clap*

Allow me to be among the many congratulating you subster.

Well Done.
 
2015-07-03 4:44:22 PM  
That was pretty good subby.

Sorry about your impending fatwās.
 
2015-07-03 4:45:58 PM  

CruJones: If I wasn't so lazy I'd give subby totalfark


I'd do it if I wasn't so broke.

Out yourself, Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
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