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(Fark)   everyone's favorite naked newscaster, sues so that the three people who haven't seen her ta-tas can't do so   ( divider line
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32687 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2004 at 6:35 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-03-16 02:55:04 PM  
"she never gave permission - written or oral - to broadcast nude images of her from a wet T-shirt contest across the Internet."

hehe, "oral."
2004-03-16 05:39:14 PM  
I'm going to get drunk and naked in public...and I'm
famous! Now, nobody look :)

Did I mention I am a farkin idiot?
2004-03-16 05:56:26 PM  
Oh, yeah, she was the one with the *really bad* boob job. It's probably just as well that people won't be able to see it.
2004-03-16 06:37:33 PM  

that should be one worried surgeon round about now
2004-03-16 06:37:35 PM  
"Really bad" doesn't even begin to describe it. Imagine a boot, eternally stomping on a boob....
2004-03-16 06:40:26 PM  
2004-03-16 06:40:37 PM  
Here's a link for those three people.
2004-03-16 06:41:36 PM  

I thought the exact same thing.
2004-03-16 06:41:38 PM  
Oh yeah, NSFW! ^^^
2004-03-16 06:41:54 PM  
I'll say it again. There's good naked and there's bad naked.

Odds are, if someone is naked in public and you can get a glimpse of them, it's a bad kind of naked.
2004-03-16 06:42:16 PM
The URL should say it all. (Kinda NSFW, boxes over the nipples sort of thing)

(I was one of the 3 people who hadn't seen this.)
2004-03-16 06:42:45 PM  
Ugh -- that is one nasty boob job.
2004-03-16 06:43:35 PM  
Well, I was one of those 3 people... not anymore.. -=o)
2004-03-16 06:44:04 PM  
"Really bad" doesn't even begin to describe it. Imagine a boot, eternally stomping on a boob....

That doesnt even describe it. Imagine a boob so ashamed about it's appearance that it jumped off the chest. Now it is so mangled and deformed from the fall words cant describe it.
2004-03-16 06:45:43 PM  
Why won't some people just fade gracefully into anonymity?
2004-03-16 06:46:33 PM  
blecchhh... those eyes...
2004-03-16 06:47:50 PM  
What was wrong with those boobies? they were square, it seemed. is that like those japanese watermelons?! Could the japanese have engineered breast implants that form boobs square? WTF?

and, more importantly, if you drop them do they become round again? (was that in family guy or simpsons?)
2004-03-16 06:48:07 PM  
I've taken my camcorder around to party areas with flashing tits. Didn't know people would pay for that shiat. I'm in the wrong business.
2004-03-16 06:48:57 PM  
Yeah, horrible implants. Sad that she would think that no one would see an A cup or B cup as sexy. Of course, she's probably as shallow a biatch as anyone who simply thinks BIG = BETTUR OMG
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2004-03-16 06:49:25 PM  
I will gladly pay damages if she will arrange for me to unsee her topless.
2004-03-16 06:50:44 PM  
No wonder she wants those pics removed. Poor teets.
2004-03-16 06:51:05 PM  
This broad has no sense of personal responsibility. I live in the broadcast area of the station she used to work for and we have had good times laughing about this. Bottom line is if you want to have your bad titty job exposed anywhere, don't sign a morals clause. She deserves anything that happens to her.
2004-03-16 06:53:09 PM  
she's probably as shallow a biatch as anyone who simply thinks BIG = BETTUR OMG

In her case, they really weren't all that big. Bigger implants might actually have looked better on her, IMHO.
2004-03-16 06:53:52 PM  
2004-03-16 06:53:54 PM  
In Simpsons it surprised him by popping back to round, then he dropped it.
2004-03-16 06:53:59 PM  
Kee-righst. Thats simply awful. I bet she had a great set of perky A-cups before she got her "enhancement". Would much rather have seen those.


2004-03-16 06:54:40 PM  
holy crap, that is one bad boob job. She's too skinny, maybe they'd look better if someone gave her a cheeseburger. Or five.
2004-03-16 06:54:55 PM  
I will not use golf balls as breast implants.
I will not use golf balls as breast implants.
I will not use golf balls as breast implants.
I will not use golf balls as breast implants.
I will not use golf balls as breast implants.

/her surgeon's after-school punishment, 500 times.
2004-03-16 06:55:16 PM  

Making fun of her bad boob job = good

Making fun of her because she lost her job because her former employers are uptight bastards = bad

Jebus, she was on vacation. It's not like she was blowing a donkey or anything...

/prays said pictures do not exist
2004-03-16 06:55:29 PM  
2004-03-16 06:57:53 PM  
Good lord, did she go to "Big Bill's House of Kut-rate Plastic Surgery? I hope she used the money she saved to buy a clue.

uglyuglyuglyugly boobies.

/natural and smug
2004-03-16 06:57:55 PM  
Blows my mind how bad those things are. Seeing those would instantly turn me off not mention make me throw up a little in my mouth, ugh!!
2004-03-16 06:58:33 PM  
Didn't Don Henley sing a song about this woman back in the 80's?
2004-03-16 06:58:56 PM  
Blech. I see plenty of horrible, horrible boob jobs in porn, and I wonder, why the hell don't they sue their surgeon for malpractice?

Are they HAPPY with those?
2004-03-16 07:01:21 PM  
If she had a morals clause in her contract and said wet T-shirt contest was a violation of said morals clause, then she deserves to be fired. It doesn't matter if people had permission or not to see her boobies, it matters that she ALLOWED people to see her boobies. It's not an issue of the managers are puritanical, that this nation is uptight, it's that she violated the rules of the game and now must accept her punishment.

2004-03-16 07:02:23 PM  
She paid money to get tits like that?? She really IS a farkin' idiot.
2004-03-16 07:04:33 PM  
She's got a nice ass and a good lookin' cooter, but those boobs are nasty!
2004-03-16 07:05:15 PM  
Personal responsibility is just a myth I suppose. She obviously wasn't that drunk. Unfortunately if they (the promoters) did not have her sign anything, its sounds like legally she may have a case, if I am correct in assuming they made money off the contest such as used it for marketing/promotion.
Although, morally I believe she should have let it go and taken it as a life lesson.
2004-03-16 07:07:08 PM  
I was the third.

That trifecta was easy...
2004-03-16 07:09:23 PM  
I'm the third. Oh wait..

I demand a recount.
2004-03-16 07:11:56 PM  

So you're saying you're against naked women?
2004-03-16 07:12:52 PM  
I'm not surprised she paid for those. She is seen prancing and smiling in front of cameras. Now she's suing to have the pictures stopped?

Her logic hurts my brain but I will admit... I'd hit it.
2004-03-16 07:15:46 PM  
just what in the hell did she think people were going to
do with those 5 million pictures the cameras took?
2004-03-16 07:16:03 PM  
Yargh! I remember those "boobies" from the original link. They look like two grapefruits jammed into a sausage casing. So why the hell was she going and showing them off in the first place? As so many others have mentioned, we should be suing her for exposing us to such atrocities. I'd rather watch a partial-birth abortion. Mental anguish! Mental anguish!
2004-03-16 07:16:49 PM  
Cooter. Haven't heard that word in a long time!
2004-03-16 07:18:30 PM  
Anyone dumb enough to strip in public deserves to have their pic on the internet.

/flashed the stage at a concert, my ex tells me he saw my pic on a pay site... i dunno if it's true :(
2004-03-16 07:19:06 PM  
she's so thin that they look like halved tangerines stuffed under her skin.

Oh geez...
2004-03-16 07:20:29 PM  
eh, too bad for j00, dumbass.
2004-03-16 07:21:02 PM  
Somebody should tell her once the photos are on the net, they're on the net FOREVER!!!!
2004-03-16 07:24:30 PM  
tell me again how this is foolish??

You enter a contest were no laws are being broken and no children / old fogies will be forced to see your breasticles.

No harm no foul...

/I hate our culture
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