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(Yahoo)   Tyson Foods indicted for smuggling aliens   ( divider line
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2140 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Dec 2001 at 4:40 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-19 04:43:05 PM  
yeah!!!!! now go get cargill they're just as bad.....
2001-12-19 04:44:10 PM  
i always knew those nuggets weren't made of chicken....
2001-12-19 04:44:47 PM  
Damn mexicans.
2001-12-19 04:45:08 PM  
Are they related to the aliens in the Pentium 4 commercials?

2001-12-19 04:46:11 PM  
ewwwwwwwww Dersins.... thanks for putting that thought into my head
2001-12-19 04:47:36 PM  

my pleasure.
2001-12-19 04:49:51 PM  
Mmm, alien....
2001-12-19 04:55:45 PM  
dersins beat me to it
2001-12-19 04:56:43 PM  

hell, i submitted this link. that was part of my original headline, but got snipped.
2001-12-19 04:58:28 PM  
I wonder if they inject the aliens with hormones too.
2001-12-19 05:00:23 PM  
Damn! First cocaine, now illegals. These guys just never learn. They should have started on the straight and narrow when their protector left Washington.
2001-12-19 05:03:30 PM  
Are they related to the aliens in the Pentium 4 commercials?

no Intel keeps those in the basement along with the blue men and a couple bunny people. No relation.
2001-12-19 05:16:47 PM  
They pour across our borders, speaking a strange tongue. They take our jobs, practice their odd customs, eat their weird food, and crticize us. Damned Canadians.
2001-12-19 05:20:21 PM  
its about time this happened.
2001-12-19 05:26:55 PM  
2001-12-19 05:42:30 PM  
Tastes like alien.
2001-12-19 05:50:25 PM  
Up in northeastern Arkansas there's a big Tyson plant. They've been bringing in truckloads of Mexicans to work there.
2001-12-19 06:20:38 PM  
In other news: The Gorton's Fisherman was charged with pimping out Charlie Tuna
2001-12-19 06:22:58 PM  
'Mexicans'...hmmmm is that what there calling that large flotilla of death cruisers currently orbiting the moon...why do you think Dubya pulled out of ABM? 'Mexicans'......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
2001-12-19 06:32:35 PM  
June 1997 - "This new Tyson plant will bring hundreds of jobs to our community. The tax breaks that it receives will be made up by local taxes paid by it's employees within a few decades."
Suckers didn't ask if Tyson was going to import illegal aliens to fill those jobs.
2001-12-19 06:35:15 PM  
Yes, yes, it all fits now! Tyson is in a conspiracy with the Retilians to make us fat! Then the Retilians come down in thier ships and BAMMO we become supper! Don't you see, it all makes sense now!
2001-12-19 06:46:21 PM  
*wink* got it
2001-12-19 07:05:07 PM  
Folks, has your Tyson chicken been tasting different lately?
2001-12-19 07:57:22 PM  
Psychotron--it's northwest AR, I used to live there. 99% of the Mexican/Hispanic population seemed to work at Tyson.
2001-12-19 08:02:48 PM  
...yesssss....'Mexicans'........*nods* *winks*
2001-12-19 08:43:32 PM  
2001-12-19 09:29:08 PM  
Say... the woman that "threw herself" into the woodchipper? Was she of Mexican?

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2001-12-19 09:39:54 PM  
Why did the pollo cross the border?
2001-12-19 10:48:38 PM  
The part of this story that is really interesting is the fact that Tyson foods was recently awarded the contract for sending several million dollars of chicken to Cuba in that new 25 million dollar food and humanitarian aid package the US goverment approved after hurricane Michelle. I wonder if perhaps Tyson has an idea for an even cheaper labor market than the illegal Mexicans can provide??
2001-12-19 11:20:18 PM  
"Parts is parts..."
2001-12-20 12:44:58 AM  
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Sorry, couldn't resist!
2001-12-20 12:52:48 AM  
The truth is out there
2001-12-20 01:32:51 AM  
OOOOH... That kind of alien. For a minute there, I thought they were talking about non-citizens.
2001-12-20 07:14:36 AM  
Stupid Tyson. You're supposed to move your factory to mejico. Not bring mejicans to your factory.
2001-12-20 09:27:48 AM  
I live in Arkansas. More chicken plants than you can count. Every few years INS comes down on Super Bowl Sunday and rousts the Mexicans that work for OK Foods, Tyson, etc and deports them.
2001-12-20 11:46:18 AM  
I've known this for years. We have one of the dreaded Tyson plants in towns, and the town is overrun with Mexicans because of it.
2001-12-20 01:02:17 PM  
Oh for Pete sakes...that rich pent-up Latino with the ocean fron property and Lexus is gonna come here and start whining all over again about how we always rail on Mexicans. Are we really up for ANOTHER day of that?
Ok, I'm in.
Damn Mexicans.
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