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(Reuters)   Saudi princess arrested in Orlando for beating her maid   ( reuters.co.uk) divider line
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2001-12-19 09:34:45 AM  
Is it just me or was that an erotic story?
2001-12-19 09:36:25 AM  
i can't wait for us to mass produce an alternate fuel source. then the Saudis can get back to basics. herding goats & camel races.
2001-12-19 09:40:38 AM  

Some one is overruling here. I thought that Fundomatic claimed this story was not up to the standards of F.A.R.K. (see his list of rejected entries yesterday).

Seems some one needs his/her creds after all..
2001-12-19 09:40:40 AM  
Ha ha, this was in the list of shiatty links that were rejected yesterday...and you all biatched about what a lousy job Fundomatic did. Suckas....
2001-12-19 09:41:18 AM  
Man, I have a monster erection after reading that one.
2001-12-19 09:41:33 AM  
Doh! Looks like Bugger_All and I were on the same wavelength...
2001-12-19 09:51:39 AM  
Like father like daughter
2001-12-19 09:52:35 AM  
Scoots: Quite so. Well, it's only 2 seconds
2001-12-19 09:52:50 AM  
Saudi Princess living sharing an apartment with Indonesian maid. Strikes of some Lesbianism if you ask me.....
2001-12-19 09:54:17 AM  
Fb- Good to know I wasn't the only one.
2001-12-19 09:58:21 AM  
What kind of free country is this when you can't even beat your own maid?
2001-12-19 09:58:55 AM  
What do you bet that the State Department does all it can to sweep this under the rug to kiss royal Saudi ass to try to get on King Saud's good side?
2001-12-19 10:01:59 AM  
You know, here in WV, it is legal to beat your wife on Sunday, in public view on the courthouse steps.

One of those old laws that nobody remembers.
2001-12-19 10:04:07 AM  
Hey Random, do you have to do it on the corthouse steps?
2001-12-19 10:06:20 AM  
"the pushing happened constantly"
2001-12-19 10:08:30 AM  
Flignir That's what the law says.

"It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. "
2001-12-19 10:09:32 AM  
Ofcourse, LANshark, it was a long flight of stairs (RIMSHOT) and you have to repeat the kicking and pushing for each frigging staircase. Dead weight, you know.
2001-12-19 10:09:42 AM  
Wow. So it's improper to beat your wife without at least adding the courtesy of public humiliation? You Southerners and your etiquette!
2001-12-19 10:11:49 AM  
"investigators initially did not do so because she claimed diplomatic immunity."

Fark diplomatic immunity. Shoot the biatch in the head. (it worked on lethal weapon)
2001-12-19 10:14:32 AM  
Flignir Not to be picky, but WV was a Union state.
2001-12-19 10:15:31 AM  
No more student visas.
2001-12-19 10:20:43 AM  
But Islam is such a PEACEFUL religion, certainly this is propaganda, the work of the government of the Great Satan and the Zionist media. Without the evil western influence all arabs live in complete harmony building gingerbread houses and playing kissy-kissy games! Arab problems could NEVER be caused by other greedy spoiled arabs...nahhhhhh.
2001-12-19 10:21:03 AM  
Random, no, that was pretty picky. But hey, you're not Virginia, right?
2001-12-19 10:21:39 AM  
LBO = Leveraged Buy Out?
2001-12-19 10:25:15 AM  
2001-12-19 10:26:56 AM  
1) all that oil money, and she is at the U of central florida. I didn't know they inbreed in Saudi Arabia. Retard.

2) if she were a man, the saudi gov't would have insisted on diplomatic immunity to "protect their culture and way of life".
2001-12-19 10:27:17 AM  
If you miss a Sunday, can you accrue it?
2001-12-19 10:29:39 AM  
To be honest with you I debate with myself if it's even worth pointing out how flawed that statement is in relation to this story.
2001-12-19 10:32:57 AM  
Can somebody tell me which thread Fundomatic listed what stories weren't up to snuff?
2001-12-19 10:41:32 AM  
"they were arguing over stolen property"

My domestic servants know better than to steal my stuff. I have a gallows in the back yard just for thieving maids.
2001-12-19 10:46:25 AM  
I know, Orph. I expected a decent, well-deserved flaming for that one.
2001-12-19 10:49:26 AM  
...obligatory hard-on the size of florida post....
2001-12-19 10:51:40 AM  
Okay then, Toonz. You're a farking ignaramus. An impotent, son of a cheap hooker, who thinks a woman getting beaten doesn't happen in the Western world.
2001-12-19 10:55:35 AM  
Man this is some funny stuff...

I live in Orlando and saw this all over the news last night and the night before. Apparently this "Princess" has been here for a while and beating the maid frequently...stolen property or not (wouldn't you steal from a princess if you knew you couldn't be beheaded for it?!).

Well, when she was arrested initially they thought she had diplomatic immunity and since she screwed up and didn't clear her travel plans with the state department...she's being treated like all the COMMONERS! hahaha. She's sitting in the Orange County jail now without bond because she's an obvious flight risk.

I find this so funny...I hope she gets the max 15 years.

Oh, and Fb-...sorry to kill your boner but if you'd seen that shot-out Indonesian maid on tv when they were interviewing her then you'd have lost all thought of any possible lesbian antics. Eeeew.
2001-12-19 10:59:17 AM  
That's what I'm talking about, Clown!
But, mom prefers to be called "escort".
And now I'm going to have to break out my pimp stick on her for looking slutty.

for the record, it's ignoramus. But that's diploma-factory, er... college for ya!
2001-12-19 11:02:04 AM  
Rtreynor: Look in the last post from yesterday, it's on his site.
2001-12-19 11:05:22 AM  
hey quick, lesbianism transcends beauty. trainwrecklesbianism.com
2001-12-19 11:07:34 AM  
Three words I've never used together before, but
Thanks, Bugger All
2001-12-19 11:11:01 AM  
It's nice to see that the State Dept is holding their ground on the immunity claim. That such a "princess" would claim such a right over here is ridiculous and solipsistic, and she should be ashamed.
Well, except if the maid was really talkin' back, ya know...
2001-12-19 11:11:30 AM  
Why are lesbians just sex objects to you? As if any self-respecting dyke would be caught dead with any of you...
2001-12-19 11:11:49 AM  
hmmm....she must have done some investing with MaxFunds..
2001-12-19 11:14:15 AM  
And now ... the severe beating of an Indonesian maid ...
2001-12-19 11:14:27 AM  
who want's the self-respecting lesbians? the ones with no self-respect are much more fun.
2001-12-19 11:14:49 AM  
And is it right, butterfly, they like you best framed and dried?
2001-12-19 11:19:53 AM  
No dyke would be caught with any of us. That's what makes them dykes. Sheesh...
2001-12-19 11:24:30 AM  
I stuck my finger in a dike once.

What? It was leaking...
2001-12-19 11:29:55 AM  
Finkboy, brings up some pretty sad memories, that.
I came to Holland because I heard the story of a guy who was hailed a hero after simply sticking his finger in a dike.
Imagine the look on my face when the truth of it all became apparent.
2001-12-19 11:32:15 AM  
You can't beat your maid in orlando??? What the fark?!?. Can I still spank my monkey?
2001-12-19 11:37:44 AM  
I'd beat that princess with an ugly stick.
But looking at her mug shot, I'd say someone has been doing that religiously.
2001-12-19 11:38:16 AM  
I hope the truth became apparent before you, uh, stuck your finger in a dyke.
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