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(USA Today)   Ohio man charged with trying to help the Islamic State, or as they say in Ohio, THE Islamic State   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2015-04-16 2:12:25 PM  
Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.
 
2015-04-16 2:31:49 PM  
Wait. He returned to the US in June 2014, and it took until Feb. 2015 for the FBI to arrest him? That's a little scary. He could have gotten up to all kinds of mischief in 7 months.
 
2015-04-16 2:53:39 PM  

derpes_simplex: Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.


And you also wonder how the FBI could have identified him as a likely target to begin with.
 
2015-04-16 2:55:31 PM  

Debby7813: Wait. He returned to the US in June 2014, and it took until Feb. 2015 for the FBI to arrest him? That's a little scary. He could have gotten up to all kinds of mischief in 7 months.


Oh, he was.  If he was anything like the last guy, the FBI was supplying him with everything he needed to convict himself.  That takes time.
 
2015-04-16 3:42:55 PM  
I! S!
 
2015-04-16 4:06:47 PM  

JerseyTim: I! S!


I! S!
 
2015-04-16 4:23:38 PM  

Debby7813: Wait. He returned to the US in June 2014, and it took until Feb. 2015 for the FBI to arrest him? That's a little scary. He could have gotten up to all kinds of mischief in 7 months.


He must be the terror pooper! Backing up toilets around the midwest.
 
2015-04-16 4:26:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: derpes_simplex: Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.

And you also wonder how the FBI could have identified him as a likely target to begin with.


Random lottery.

But, I fail to see how attempting to help President Obama is a bad thing...
 
2015-04-16 4:26:44 PM  

Debby7813: Wait. He returned to the US in June 2014, and it took until Feb. 2015 for the FBI to arrest him? That's a little scary. He could have gotten up to all kinds of mischief in 7 months.


looks like they caught him just in time to prevent the anchor baby.
 
2015-04-16 4:29:40 PM  

Kit Fister: Marcus Aurelius: derpes_simplex: Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.

And you also wonder how the FBI could have identified him as a likely target to begin with.

Random lottery.

But, I fail to see how attempting to help President Obama is a bad thing...


Doesn't Obama *want* the terrorists to win?  I'm just asking questions...
 
2015-04-16 4:30:02 PM  
That's HOTY material, subby.
 
2015-04-16 4:30:30 PM  
Does the guy dotting the i blow himself up?
 
2015-04-16 4:30:49 PM  
I think we need to give submitter a bit of recognition for this headline. It's very funny.

/not submitter
 
2015-04-16 4:30:50 PM  
Well played, Subby.
 
2015-04-16 4:31:19 PM  

groppet: He must be the terror pooper! Backing up toilets around the midwest.


Somebody better get DeNiro on the line so we can have a reasonable press conference!
 
2015-04-16 4:32:06 PM  

Speaker2Animals: JerseyTim: I! S!

I! S!


nice....
 
2015-04-16 4:32:18 PM  

LesserEvil: That's HOTY material, subby.


This Michigan Man certainly got a laugh out of it.  Nice one, subby.
 
2015-04-16 4:35:16 PM  

groppet: Debby7813: Wait. He returned to the US in June 2014, and it took until Feb. 2015 for the FBI to arrest him? That's a little scary. He could have gotten up to all kinds of mischief in 7 months.

He must be the terror pooper! Backing up toilets around the midwest.


No, that's me.
sorry
 
2015-04-16 4:35:33 PM  
I loled.
 
2015-04-16 4:37:20 PM  

Durinia: LesserEvil: That's HOTY material, subby.

This Michigan Man certainly got a laugh out of it.  Nice one, subby.


I was hoping somebody had cooked up an "Ohio State Band" meme generator to spell out other words... I don't have the time to photoshop "ISIS" spelled out by their band.
 
2015-04-16 4:43:21 PM  
Golf clap for subby.
 
2015-04-16 4:46:31 PM  
I hope they add that to the next Key and Peele football skit.

'Muhammad al-Bashir...THE Islamic State'

/Osama bin Laden...The 'Q'
 
2015-04-16 4:47:15 PM  
Thanks subby, there are now bits of peanut and beer all over my laptop.  You magnificent bastard.
 
2015-04-16 4:51:32 PM  
This buckeye sees what you did there, subby. I like you.
 
2015-04-16 4:55:03 PM  

derpes_simplex: Kit Fister: Marcus Aurelius: derpes_simplex: Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.

And you also wonder how the FBI could have identified him as a likely target to begin with.

Random lottery.

But, I fail to see how attempting to help President Obama is a bad thing...

Doesn't Obama *want* the terrorists to win?  I'm just asking questions...


I think he's trying to get it all sorted so it all comes together in January of '17.  Man, I can't wait to see who he pardons then.  Doesn't really matter though -- the US is gonna be split up among Cuba, Kuwait, Quebec, and Canada.
 
2015-04-16 4:55:55 PM  
Subby made me lol.
 
2015-04-16 4:56:31 PM  

Weatherkiss: This buckeye sees what you did there, subby. I like you.


hey you! ltns! How are you?!
 
2015-04-16 4:56:32 PM  
Well, that must mean Michigan is getting decapitated pretty soon.

/fan of neither team
 
2015-04-16 4:57:14 PM  
Buckeye Fanatic approves of this headline, subby, and even upvoted after greening.
 
2015-04-16 4:58:49 PM  

Kit Fister: Weatherkiss: This buckeye sees what you did there, subby. I like you.

hey you! ltns! How are you?!


I have the day off, so I'm doing laundry and hanging around here. How about you?
 
2015-04-16 4:59:20 PM  

Speaker2Animals: JerseyTim: I! S!

I! S!


Haaaaang on Baghdadi, Baghdadi hang on
(I! S! I! S!)
Haaaaang on Baghdadi, Baghdadi hang on
(I! S! I! S!)
 
2015-04-16 5:02:18 PM  
Golf clap for subby
 
2015-04-16 5:04:23 PM  
THE Islamic State, with their third string commander, is no match for the speed and overall athleticism of the Kurds.
-- Mark Mayhem
 
2015-04-16 5:10:43 PM  
Well done, submitter.
 
2015-04-16 5:10:48 PM  
Nicely done Subby.
 
2015-04-16 5:16:12 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.


I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?
 
2015-04-16 5:20:37 PM  

Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?


It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.
 
2015-04-16 5:21:17 PM  

cgraves67: I think we need to give submitter a bit of recognition for this headline. It's very funny.

/not submitter


agreed.  and, this in just over 4 months where we've already had more HOTY contenders than all of last year.
 
2015-04-16 5:24:21 PM  
Abdirahman Sheik Mohamud

I for one am shocked. SHOCKED!
 
2015-04-16 5:27:39 PM  
Kudos on the headline.  I really had to hold back on the laugh so as not to disrupt the office too much.
 
2015-04-16 5:36:45 PM  

Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.


The one in Athens?
 
2015-04-16 5:39:01 PM  

Resident Muslim: Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.

The one in Athens?


Oh, now you've done it.
 
2015-04-16 6:07:34 PM  
I can't wait to see the halftime performance from The Best Damn Jihad In the Land.
 
2015-04-16 6:17:37 PM  

Billy Liar: derpes_simplex: Kit Fister: Marcus Aurelius: derpes_simplex: Huh.  I wonder how long it took the FBI to convince him to do that.

And you also wonder how the FBI could have identified him as a likely target to begin with.

Random lottery.

But, I fail to see how attempting to help President Obama is a bad thing...

Doesn't Obama *want* the terrorists to win?  I'm just asking questions...

I think he's trying to get it all sorted so it all comes together in January of '17.  Man, I can't wait to see who he pardons then.  Doesn't really matter though -- the US is gonna be split up among Cuba, Kuwait, Quebec, and Canada.


Don't worry, Rand Paul will save us!
 
2015-04-16 6:37:56 PM  
Al-Arbor is a whore.
 
2015-04-16 9:19:32 PM  

Resident Muslim: Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.

The one in Athens?


No. The one in Athens is the one that doesn't suck.
 
2015-04-16 9:34:45 PM  

TheRameres: Resident Muslim: Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.

The one in Athens?

No. The one in Athens is the one that doesn't suck.


Now you've REALLY done it.

(It was hilarious when the Ohio U. bobcat mascot beat up the buckeye mascot at a game.  The guy took the job and acted normal until the game with tOSU.)
 
2015-04-16 9:39:56 PM  

TheRameres: Resident Muslim: Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.

The one in Athens?

No. The one in Athens is the one that doesn't suck.


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2015-04-17 1:13:03 AM  

Weatherkiss: TheRameres: Resident Muslim: Weatherkiss: Gordon Bennett: QueenMamaBee: Subby made me lol.

I don't get it. Do people in Ohio shout when they say 'the'?

It's not just Ohio State University. We get anal-retentive and correct people by saying "THE Ohio State University". That was the joke.

The one in Athens?

No. The one in Athens is the one that doesn't suck.

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😂😂😂😂😂
 
2015-04-17 6:16:26 AM  
You get a funny, subby.
 
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