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(Washington Post)   Ali busts some off-color humor. Crowd goes wild, wife dismayed.   ( divider line
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2001-12-18 03:27:18 PM  

Give up on the Bear Story! It was boring and pointless. Bears are big and some guy shot one-Big deal! If Fark dont want it we dont either!
2001-12-18 03:27:48 PM  
There are two kids in the third grade. A black kid and a white kid. Who's got the bigger dick?

"the black kid"


"because he's black"

No because he's seventeen.
2001-12-18 03:28:02 PM  
"A black, a jew, a lesbian, a mexican, a priest, an arab, a rabbi, a pollock, a retard, fb, and a dead baby walk into a bar..........."

farking alcoholics. they should all be shot.


pepito pea
2001-12-18 03:31:02 PM  
Grebh please FARK OFF!
2001-12-18 03:31:30 PM  
What did the envelope filled with Anthrax say to John Ashcroft?


(envelopes don't talk, silly!)
2001-12-18 03:36:36 PM  
Nice Crappy straight edge joke there followed up with the abligaotry X's in the name.. True till 21, isn't that the Straight Edge Moto?
2001-12-18 03:38:43 PM  
I thimk Ali would agree with me... wait why are you shaking your shaking your head?
2001-12-18 03:39:51 PM  
How do you stop a fish from breathing?

Cut off it's nose!
2001-12-18 03:47:39 PM  
Ali can get away with that, but I don't think Bush will be telling those jokes anytime soon.
2001-12-18 03:49:13 PM  
I'm Mexican and Asian and I find this joke funny:
How do you know when a Chinese family has moved into your neighborhood?

The Mexicans buy car insurance!
2001-12-18 03:49:20 PM  
"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
2001-12-18 03:51:39 PM  
I love Ali for his balls. Yes, his balls. Big black balls. That man has said some pretty iffy things in his entire career and most of them are what he's famous for. He doesn't give a shiat what everyone thinks and he definately thinks that everyone needs to light up a bit. They're jokes. That is one amazing man in my opinion.

2001-12-18 03:53:02 PM  
Impaler: Good one!!
2001-12-18 03:54:26 PM  
ahlee shuold runn for presdient!!!!1111 he is toatlly amazign!!!1111111 loook att his balllls!!1111 he is teh man!!!111

pepito pea
2001-12-18 03:56:36 PM  
A. Jokes are funny.
B. Anyone who thinks these jokes are "offensive" is a complete idiot. (I do mean Anyone)
C. Anyone remember when you could have a conversation about a forign country without prefacing it with, "I'm not racist or anything, but..."
2001-12-18 03:56:49 PM  
MyStIcMaRa personally i was offended and i know some cheap ass jews that will be as well.
2001-12-18 03:57:59 PM  
naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 4 foot salami under the other...
2001-12-18 03:59:50 PM  
people who get offended SUCK!!!!!
they should all be put in a cave and forced to watch back to back 'All in the Family' episodes until their they gouge their eyes out.
2001-12-18 04:00:48 PM  
How come Jews don't tip?
2001-12-18 04:02:42 PM  
ali has always been like that.. what is so shocking?
2001-12-18 04:04:48 PM  
alright! thats it! i read thru this whole damn thread and i have yet to find the promised story about a big dead alaskan bear! can someone PLEASE hook me up with a link!
2001-12-18 04:05:29 PM  
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They see a young boy go into an alley.

The priest says - "Hey, do you want to fark him?"

and the rabbi says - "Out of what?"
2001-12-18 04:06:24 PM  
why aren't there any peurto rican's on star trek?

'cause they ain't working in the future either...
2001-12-18 04:06:26 PM  
i think that have really good inner ears.

badum bum... thank you, thank you, ill be here all week.
2001-12-18 04:09:24 PM  

you sound pretty offended yourself. contradict yourself often?

pepito pea
2001-12-18 04:09:45 PM  
Why is this guy so revered anyway? For beating the crap out of people? Dodging the draft? What a role model.
2001-12-18 04:10:16 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! inner ears!! I wonder how many will get that?
2001-12-18 04:12:15 PM  
RockandRoller, that was absolutely hillarious.

and anyways, everyone knows that if someone is offended by any sort of joke, they're somewhat racist themselves. Sadly, i don't think racism will go away anytime in the near future.
2001-12-18 04:17:33 PM  
Thanks BaconFarker, so why are Mexicans so lazy?
2001-12-18 04:17:50 PM  
What do you get when you stab your girlfriend 25 times?

An erection!

OH! Now that's not nice!
2001-12-18 04:20:01 PM  
yeah, but it usually takes at least fifty stabs before my girlfriend cums.

pepito pea
2001-12-18 04:20:57 PM  

because its not easy to fark so many white guy's wives...

thank you, thank you, please tip your waiters and waitresses.
2001-12-18 04:20:59 PM  
Jimmy_mac: I agree. I actually date a black woman, but I still love a good joke.
2001-12-18 04:22:41 PM  
9/10: What of "tolerance"? Come on, Ali - double standard?? You demanded religious tolerance for your "conscientious objector" status; can you not show tolerance to others?? Farkin' loser.

You are comparing apples and oranges. Give your head a shake and lighten up a little.

To many people making a joke about a stereotype makes fun of the stereotype more than the group it is 'supposed' to represent.
2001-12-18 04:25:38 PM  
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The 5 year old in my basement!
YIKES! (To borrow a phrase) The champ's still got it.
2001-12-18 04:27:39 PM  

whats it like sticking your dick in a nappy-head AIDs-ridden, crack addict whore from the ghetto? is she thick??? does she say "yes massuh" and let you whip her like the worthless slave she is??

pepito pea
2001-12-18 04:28:19 PM  
OK Champ, knock it off, my sides are achin'.
2001-12-18 04:28:45 PM  
whats black and sits in a pile at the top of a staircase?

christopher reeves after a fire

aw yeah! thank you, thank you...
2001-12-18 04:29:38 PM  
hahahaha five year old, I'm going to hell. hahahahhahaha
2001-12-18 04:43:21 PM  
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "Ah hear you Irish are a
bunch of drinkin' sons-of-a-gun. Ah'll give $1000 American
dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back".
The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. 30 minutes later the same gentleman
who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Be yer bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub
patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $1000 and says, "If y'all don't mind muh askin', where did y'all go fer that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh ... Oi had to go to the pub down the street to see if Oi could do it first!"

Q: What Irishman sits in the back porch all night?
A: Paddy O'Furniture
2001-12-18 04:46:32 PM  
Pepitopea: That was funny!

Actually she is more of a Vanessa Williams type than a ghetto girl. And yes I get to spank her occasionally.
2001-12-18 04:54:43 PM  
Ronald Goldman-"Nicole can I eat your pussy?"
Nicole Simpson-"Sure but the Juice might kill you."
2001-12-18 04:55:08 PM  
How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car.
But it depends on how you hit him.
2001-12-18 05:01:07 PM  
It's traditionally kosher for a comedian to tell otherwise racial jokes about his or her own race. This is why Sammy Davis jr was gifted above other comedians: He was short, homely, disabled, jewish and black. He could tell a joke about damn near anybody. As an white anglo saxon protestant I have only two available jokes:
What is the WASP version of foreplay?
Drying the dishes.
How can you tell a man is a WASP?
He gets out of the shower to pee.
It's most frustrating.
2001-12-18 05:08:08 PM  

you forgot this one:

why dont white guys like farking bald pvssies?

because they have to take the diapers off first.
2001-12-18 05:08:10 PM  

How did they understand his jokes? Did he have a translator? I bet they laughed at what he said because they wanted to humor Mumbles Ali.

As an white anglo saxon protestant I have only two available jokes:

As a white catholic I can say whatever I want because giving a dam what tight assed white liberals think is just not my style.
2001-12-18 05:10:02 PM  
You are comparing apples and oranges. Give your head a shake and lighten up a little.

Feetsza: Where is the "apples and oranges" here? Either he is consistent with his tolerance argument or he isn't. Who he is is irrelevant. The time frame is irrelevant. The venue is irrelevant. The occasion is irrelevant. I don't give someone a pass because of their name, office held, etc.

What pisses me off is the hypocrisy, not the joke. Again, he wants everyone to respect his position while taking potshots at others. He has the right(as does everyone) to say what he wants to say - but he needs to take into consideration that people are watching and listening. Don't liberals preach that perpetuating stereotypes is intolerant in its own right? Where are the bleeding-heart liberals on this one now?

This situation is no different from the White House Press Association annual dinner a few years back when Wee-Willy Clinton made racist comments about Rep. John Conyers and sexist comments about Janet Reno. Clinton, like Ali, was given a pass on that one by the liberals. If someone like Rush Limbaugh, Bill Buckley, Fred Barnes, Newt Gingrich, Trent Lott, or George W. Bush had made such a comment, everyone on Fark would be demanding his head on a silver platter. Ali, however, gets a pass because he is a sports star. Pfffffffft, I say.

And yes, if one of the aforementioned conservatives said, I would be critical of them, too.
2001-12-18 05:14:22 PM  
Just_Dan, your joke may work better if you ask 'how do you keep a fish from smelling?'
2001-12-18 05:20:29 PM  
How is a Mexican and a cue ball alike?

You gotta hit them just right to get some english out of them.

I'm sorry Jebus.
2001-12-18 05:28:32 PM  
I thought Catholics were not allowed to have a sense of humor.

And, you are calling me a "liberal"?
Now, that's funny.
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