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(Uproxx)   A man named Burger is marrying a woman named King. No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out   (uproxx.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, State Journal-Register, Ashley King, Joel Burger, nacho cheese, New Berlin, Burger King  
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2679 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2015 at 6:29 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2015-04-07 3:50:26 PM  
It won't be a real bachelor party unless there are at least Five Guys there.
 
2015-04-07 3:57:10 PM  
Their wedding night may reveal it's not a Whopper
 
2015-04-07 4:09:17 PM  
If Burger King is helping to sponsor the wedding, they're going to need Lomotil and Charmin to sponsor the reception.
 
2015-04-07 4:15:45 PM  

StrikitRich: It won't be a real bachelor party unless there are at least Five Guys there.


And Wendy

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2015-04-07 4:16:28 PM  
He should've married Kevin Bacon. Then it'd be a Bacon-Burger wedding.
 
2015-04-07 4:31:59 PM  

ArkAngel: StrikitRich: It won't be a real bachelor party unless there are at least Five Guys there.

And Wendy

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Something something face deep in her baconator.
 
2015-04-07 4:32:50 PM  
Hardee har har submitter.
 
2015-04-07 4:40:13 PM  
No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out

Considering that they've known each other since kindergarten, I'm sure she's already had Jack in the Box.
 
2015-04-07 4:40:52 PM  
It's all going to end in tears when he finds her stuffed with Bob's Big Boy.
 
2015-04-07 4:43:49 PM  
Well, the over/under on seeing this headline on one of the late night shows is 1.5.

Place your bets folks!
 
2015-04-07 4:45:52 PM  
And, of course, once they've been married a while and become complacent, odds are one of them will become a fat Burger.
 
2015-04-07 5:20:42 PM  

Lorelle: No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out

Considering that they've known each other since kindergarten, I'm sure she's already had Jack in the Box.


Hehehehehehehe... well played
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2015-04-07 5:23:07 PM  
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2015-04-07 5:27:16 PM  
I hear he convinced her to try anal sex by asking "Who doesn't like some thick Burger meat between two buns?"
 
2015-04-07 6:13:21 PM  
Hold the pickle.

HOLD IT.
 
2015-04-07 6:16:56 PM  
I'm thinkin' Arby's.
 
2015-04-07 6:21:50 PM  
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gopher321: Hold the pickle.

HOLD IT.


Don't hold it wrong.
 
2015-04-07 6:33:12 PM  

L.D. Ablo: If Burger King is helping to sponsor the wedding, they're going to need Lomotil and Charmin to sponsor the reception.


and Imodium
 
2015-04-07 6:34:04 PM  
Beurger Fark headlines are rarely so well done Subby.
 
2015-04-07 6:36:32 PM  
Way to go Subby, lifting your headline gag directly from the comment section of the article.

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2015-04-07 6:41:22 PM  
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2015-04-07 6:41:40 PM  

ArkAngel: StrikitRich: It won't be a real bachelor party unless there are at least Five Guys there.

And Wendy

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If you look real close, it says "Mom" right on her boobs.
 
2015-04-07 6:43:48 PM  
to be fair, my headline involved brazzers paying for the video of him sticking his meat in her buns.

/now i want it animal style
 
2015-04-07 6:46:14 PM  
She won't stop talking about his Big Mac and nuggets.
 
2015-04-07 6:52:07 PM  
The wedding will take place at the White Castle and feature a Krystal ring.
 
2015-04-07 6:52:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Their wedding night may reveal it's not a Whopper


"WHERE'S THE BEEF!"
 
2015-04-07 6:56:05 PM  
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2015-04-07 6:56:49 PM  
Bet first kid is named Carls, Jr.
 
2015-04-07 7:01:27 PM  
I heard he wants to McDonalds her Steak 'n Shake in the White Castle

/Qdoba
 
2015-04-07 7:06:29 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Bet first kid is named Carls, Jr.


Yum, Carl's. There can be only one.

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2015-04-07 7:07:15 PM  
Will they live in a White Castle?
 
2015-04-07 7:12:18 PM  
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2015-04-07 7:13:21 PM  
NEWS!
 
2015-04-07 7:13:54 PM  
Are they registered anywhere? I'd like to buy them some Krystal.
 
2015-04-07 7:17:44 PM  
Now that he is getting married, he needs to find a better job than Burger Chef.
 
2015-04-07 7:20:42 PM  
not one Malcom McDowell pic?
 
2015-04-07 7:20:44 PM  
So. Her name could be King-Burger. Glad subby got a green.
 
2015-04-07 7:21:18 PM  
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                     The Best Man
 
2015-04-07 7:21:58 PM  

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I sure do like me some fur burger.
 
2015-04-07 7:22:22 PM  
Are they going to live in a White Castle?
 
2015-04-07 7:24:23 PM  
Something tells me there's a bun in the oven already, but that wont stop extra mayo in the fish sandwich!
 
2015-04-07 7:25:47 PM  
Now I want burgers for dinner.
 
2015-04-07 7:28:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Their wedding night may reveal it's not a Whopper


She might grimace if that's the case.
 
2015-04-07 7:29:16 PM  

SilentStrider: Hardee har har submitter.


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Indeed.
 
2015-04-07 7:29:39 PM  
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Have any of you ever eaten at Burger...King?     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUxMY77i0q4
 
2015-04-07 7:30:07 PM  

zamboni: Well, the over/under on seeing this headline on one of the late night shows is 1.5.

Place your bets folks!


Jay Leno used to do it every Monday night.
 
2015-04-07 7:40:45 PM  
Congrats to Joel and Ashley!
Happy wedding to you both.
 
2015-04-07 7:43:50 PM  
When he's about done he'll Jack in the Box.
 
2015-04-07 7:47:19 PM  
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I'M HERE TO CLAIM "PRIMA NOCTA"
 
2015-04-07 7:53:24 PM  

fappomatic: FloridaFarkTag: Bet first kid is named Carls, Jr.

Yum, Carl's. There can be only one.

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Now that is a reference maybe 10 people in the entire site will get.
 
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