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(Some Guy)   To farkette Hollybell from farker Akazanar: WILL YOU MARRY ME? (Yes, this is for real)   ( divider line
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31247 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2004 at 2:49 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2004-03-08 10:16:06 AM  
Words fail me.
2004-03-08 10:20:37 AM a form of marriage proposal. Is nothing sacred.

Hope she says yes.....if not we will all know about it.
2004-03-08 10:21:21 AM  
Wow! You really CAN get a lot for your $5 monthly totalfark subscription.
2004-03-08 10:21:52 AM  
run run run
2004-03-08 10:22:07 AM  
Wow, a romantic!! Did you email her a picture of the ring?
2004-03-08 10:22:58 AM sweet.

[image from too old to be available]

I hope she says yes...
2004-03-08 10:23:55 AM  
2004-03-08 10:24:57 AM  
Stay true to your Farkness. As soon as she accepts, celebrate by posting nude pictures of her with a Boobies tag!
Yeah! Fark Forever!
2004-03-08 10:25:25 AM  
If she say yes do we all get to come to the wedding?
2004-03-08 10:25:27 AM  
Y'all gonna get married in a chat room?
2004-03-08 10:25:34 AM  
No pressure, here. Good luck, man.
2004-03-08 10:25:37 AM  
AHHHH ,The cyberworld ! Was one on the Fark Personals or did you just hook up at EHarmony ?
2004-03-08 10:25:45 AM  
Is this the Welfare Porn thread?
2004-03-08 10:26:03 AM  
..not to mention the hot cyber over IM for the honeymoon.
2004-03-08 10:26:06 AM  
2004-03-08 10:26:41 AM  
I'd like to officially request movies of the conception for my fellow TF'ers.
2004-03-08 10:26:54 AM  
good luck! at least it's better than proposing in a bar
2004-03-08 10:26:57 AM  
"yes, this is for real"

Is this a message to the admins or to Hollybell? LOL.
2004-03-08 10:31:12 AM  
How unlucky would it be if this is the one day she doesn't log on to Fark?

Good luck ;)
2004-03-08 10:32:00 AM  
Actually, we met through
2004-03-08 10:32:35 AM  
check the box:

[ ] yes
[ ] no

uh oh...there's the bell! Time for recess!
2004-03-08 10:33:55 AM  
Very Cool and Good Luck...

Love ...
Exciting and new..
Come Aboard..
We're expecting youuuuuuuu
2004-03-08 10:34:16 AM  
now you have four articles posted! better change your profile stat or we'll convince her not to settle with such a sloppy TFer.
2004-03-08 10:35:47 AM  
This has to be a first.
2004-03-08 10:36:09 AM  
I fully expect to see the honeymoon video in the bittorrent barnyard over at SA.
2004-03-08 10:37:20 AM  
That is one lil farkette that is gonna crap her pants when she reads the headline.

Good luck, bro.
2004-03-08 10:38:34 AM  

Funny you should sing that song. We are going on a cruise in May and I'm hoping to make it a honeymoon!
2004-03-08 10:39:49 AM  
Good luck to both of you

did she say yes?

/watching and waiting
2004-03-08 10:40:12 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-08 10:40:57 AM  
And they say romance is dead...
2004-03-08 10:41:00 AM  
Who's going to say 'I'd hit it.'?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
2004-03-08 10:43:41 AM  
Good luck. I take it she's not a TFer.
2004-03-08 10:44:23 AM  
Good luck man!
2004-03-08 10:44:26 AM  
we really need pictures.

because if they're both ugly, that way we know they're BOTH out of circulation.
2004-03-08 10:45:00 AM  
to be objective...i feel we all need pics

how bout her profile at least????

/anybody still have the link of the infamous basketball halftime rejection
2004-03-08 10:47:53 AM  
Dear Mr. akazanar

My client has brought to my attention that you are again violating the anti-stalking order the judge placed on you. If this persists I will notify the authorities.

//Good luck and best wishes
2004-03-08 10:48:04 AM  
hopefully, alcoholic_entropy will get us the pics!
2004-03-08 10:49:53 AM  
No picture in profile "hollybell" on
2004-03-08 10:50:27 AM  
Best of luck!
2004-03-08 10:51:47 AM  
If you want her to say yes you might have chosen a web page that doesn't have 2 pop-up ads on it.
2004-03-08 10:52:42 AM  
hmm... im just curious, now if said farker and farkette get married, does that mean not all farkers are virgins?
2004-03-08 10:53:21 AM  
Well, at least we won't see video on the evening news of Hollybell running away if this doesn't go right.

How have we gone this many posts without "It's a trap"?
2004-03-08 10:55:22 AM  
sniff, this is so sweet.
2004-03-08 10:55:32 AM  
akazanar My headline was better.
//had to be that troll

Congratulations, and good luck. Have fun on the cruise
2004-03-08 10:57:20 AM  
So who do I have to bribe to get this posted already?
2004-03-08 10:58:50 AM  
Hear that? That's the sound of someone being let down gently in RL.
2004-03-08 11:00:28 AM  
Since she isn't getting a ring right away.. I suggest a Total Fark membership..It's the gift that keeps on giving and shows you really care.

She'll love all the extra weeners links
2004-03-08 11:01:47 AM  
well, she didn't show up, go home folks.

oh and this is lamest.proposal.ever.
2004-03-08 11:04:20 AM  
Please don't be on a cruise leaving from Baltimore....
My wife and I will be celebrating our 1 year....
2004-03-08 11:04:37 AM  
and in other news, I'm retarded, because she's not a TFer.
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