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(The Age (Melbourne))   The band played The Twist - I twisted. The band played Jump - I jumped. Then the band played Come On Eileen   (theage.com.au) divider line
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2015-02-16 1:37:08 AM  
Outstanding, subby! Simply outstanding!

/+1.5
 
2015-02-16 1:46:10 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Outstanding, subby! Simply outstanding!

/+1.5


Agreed. 

Well done.
 
2015-02-16 1:57:41 AM  
Best headline I've seen in quite while. Good job, subby!
 
2015-02-16 2:02:16 AM  
Detective Senior Constable Carin Wood, from the Moorabbin sexual offences and child abuse investigation team said the public nature of the attack was a particular concern for police.

I initially read that as "Moorubbin." Damn, I need glasses.
 
2015-02-16 3:00:36 AM  
HOTW, finalist and HOTY shortlist. Right there. Take a bow, Smitty. Plus one.
 
2015-02-16 4:26:08 AM  
Just...wow...
 
2015-02-16 4:26:43 AM  
It could have been a lot worse - they could have played Hang On Sloopy.
 
2015-02-16 4:28:36 AM  
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2015-02-16 4:28:39 AM  
So what kind of music was that?  Thundamentals?

Doesn't seem like the time or place for it, just looking at the logistics of getting off.
 
2015-02-16 4:30:30 AM  
Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?
 
2015-02-16 4:34:33 AM  
His learning rate? Based on a curve.
A jail term, once caught, he will serve.
Since he jizz attacks
Ladies, watch your backs!
Jindal Doe: Portrait of a perv.



/Exceptional headline, subby!
 
2015-02-16 4:47:14 AM  
Early frontrunner for HOTY.

JimmySlicings: [rob.nu image 500x301]


It's a joke, not an instruction sheet!

"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" might prove to be problematic also.
 
2015-02-16 4:50:18 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?



I guess she wasn't about to stick around and see if the band played this one.
 
2015-02-16 4:50:46 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?


I think she's just an angry person in general.
 
2015-02-16 4:52:10 AM  
That, right there, HOTY.
/Book it, done.
//Last out, grab the lights
///slashies always come in threes, unlike that guy
 
2015-02-16 5:11:38 AM  
She was hoping the band would play "detachable penis" next.
 
2015-02-16 5:12:33 AM  
In my day, Mosh pits where where you went to be treated gently, with respect. What's happened?
 
2015-02-16 5:18:06 AM  
I doubt she'd stick around for this one, either.
 
2015-02-16 5:32:33 AM  

JimmySlicings: [rob.nu image 500x301]


Yeah, that's where pretty much where I got the headline from. Thanks for the kudos everyone, but I can't claim credit for the joke.

/Subby
 
2015-02-16 5:34:05 AM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?


Yes, of course, why wouldn't she? Incidentally, what comes out of women who claim to be "squirting" is urine.

And what a disgusting human being. What is wrong with this guy?

/not "giggling" about any of this
 
2015-02-16 5:34:51 AM  

ISO15693: In my day, Mosh pits where where you went to be treated gently, with respect. What's happened?


Heh. The pits at a Slayer concert 25 years ago were vortices of blood. Notice the plural. At the Cow Palace there were at least three at all times.
 
2015-02-16 5:34:59 AM  

cc_rider: Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?


I guess she wasn't about to stick around and see if the band played this one.


Another candidate?
 
2015-02-16 5:40:02 AM  

ISO15693: In my day, Mosh pits where where you went to be treated gently, with respect. What's happened?


From your sarcastic tone, are we to assume that you went into mosh pits so guys could jack off on you? I've never experienced that, but maybe with all the crashing around, I didn't notice.

A lot of people don't realize that mosh pits do have rules, or at least guidelines. The etiquette of moshing does not allow for mistreatment of women ... or men. And the guy who crashes into you in the pit might shake your hand after the song, or even buy your next beer. So yes, you probably would be treated with respect. It's not really a free-for-all.
 
2015-02-16 5:40:41 AM  
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2015-02-16 5:41:16 AM  

MadAzza: Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?

Yes, of course, why wouldn't she? Incidentally, what comes out of women who claim to be "squirting" is urine.

And what a disgusting human being. What is wrong with this guy?

/not "giggling" about any of this


True "squirters" aren't spraying urine. Those women have what amounts to overactive lubricant glands that spew prostaglandins. Most of the squirting in porn isn't either, just water being expelled by their vagina.
 
2015-02-16 5:46:48 AM  

MadAzza: Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?

Yes, of course, why wouldn't she? Incidentally, what comes out of women who claim to be "squirting" is urine.

And what a disgusting human being. What is wrong with this guy?

/not "giggling" about any of this


I'll rephrase that. She probably wouldn't come off as a man hating writer for Jezebel, had it been a woman who ejaculated on her.
 
2015-02-16 5:56:05 AM  

doofusgumby: MadAzza: Guilty_plea_bargain: Lol, subby. Still giggling.

ftfa- "I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men," she said.

\so, would she be angry against women if she got squirted on?

Yes, of course, why wouldn't she? Incidentally, what comes out of women who claim to be "squirting" is urine.

And what a disgusting human being. What is wrong with this guy?

/not "giggling" about any of this

True "squirters" aren't spraying urine. Those women have what amounts to overactive lubricant glands that spew prostaglandins.


Fixed that for ya. Those glands don't spew.
 
2015-02-16 6:00:12 AM  
 
2015-02-16 6:24:51 AM  
FTA: It's very disturbing in such a public place, to have the courage to do that and want to do that

What a brave soul, that man.
 
2015-02-16 6:35:54 AM  
What a jerk
He wouldn't get in such mess if they played Come As You Are
Link Link
 
2015-02-16 6:48:48 AM  
She's just upset they didn't play Come Together.
 
2015-02-16 7:16:00 AM  
Probably slid this one in just prior...

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2015-02-16 7:20:57 AM  

Jemraine: JimmySlicings: [rob.nu image 500x301]

Yeah, that's where pretty much where I got the headline from. Thanks for the kudos everyone, but I can't claim credit for the joke.

/Subby


The joke may not have been original but pairing it with this story was a stroke of genius.

Don't think that's a little thing.

Stand upright and be proud of what you've accomplished here. Farkers are a tough crowd.

Definitely HOTW and shortlisted for HOTY says I.

/Heh heh... stroke.
//Little thing
///Upright
 
2015-02-16 7:23:16 AM  
The next step was the Horizontal Bop.
 
2015-02-16 7:31:52 AM  
And I don't know why, but I feel as if I should just leave this here...

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2015-02-16 7:36:11 AM  

quatchi: Jemraine: JimmySlicings: [rob.nu image 500x301]

Yeah, that's where pretty much where I got the headline from. Thanks for the kudos everyone, but I can't claim credit for the joke.

/Subby

The joke may not have been original but pairing it with this story was a stroke of genius.

Don't think that's a little thing.

Stand upright and be proud of what you've accomplished here. Farkers are a tough crowd.

Definitely HOTW and shortlisted for HOTY says I.

/Heh heh... stroke.
//Little thing
///Upright


He's not going to sleep with you.
 
2015-02-16 7:39:26 AM  

H31N0US: She's just upset they didn't play Come Together.


Right now?

nixonlaughin.jpg
Over... me?
 
2015-02-16 7:42:03 AM  
Beat out Dexy's Midnight Runners....

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Well, you haven't heard the last of them.
 
2015-02-16 7:44:27 AM  
And it's a winnah! Subby deserves a TF account if he doesn't aready have one.
 
2015-02-16 7:45:57 AM  

DrBenway: Early frontrunner for HOTY.

JimmySlicings: [rob.nu image 500x301]

It's a joke, not an instruction sheet!

"Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" might prove to be problematic also.


How about "Hit me with your best shot"?
 
2015-02-16 7:48:29 AM  
Wanker
 
2015-02-16 7:55:56 AM  
 
2015-02-16 8:01:28 AM  
Dear Penthouse:

You aren't going to believe what happened to me at the concert last night...
 
2015-02-16 8:03:54 AM  
Please note that the "wet paint" sign in the bathroom is not an instruction.
 
2015-02-16 8:06:24 AM  

Alphax: So what kind of music was that?  Thundamentals?

Doesn't seem like the time or place for it, just looking at the logistics of getting off.


Aussie hip hop. Not something to wank to in a crowd of people but a good up and coming group nonetheless. Pardon the pun.
 
2015-02-16 8:29:34 AM  

wellyeahnah: Alphax: So what kind of music was that?  Thundamentals?

Doesn't seem like the time or place for it, just looking at the logistics of getting off.

Aussie hip hop. Not something to wank to in a crowd of people but a good up and coming group nonetheless. Pardon the pun.


Who moshes to hip-hop?
 
2015-02-16 8:29:35 AM  
"I'm pretty happy that it wasn't worse, pretty angry, and pretty angry towards men,"

Yes. Because all men are exactly like that.
 
2015-02-16 8:52:53 AM  

ChubbyTiger: wellyeahnah: Alphax: So what kind of music was that?  Thundamentals?

Doesn't seem like the time or place for it, just looking at the logistics of getting off.

Aussie hip hop. Not something to wank to in a crowd of people but a good up and coming group nonetheless. Pardon the pun.

Who moshes to hip-hop?


Ever been to a method man, redman, or wutang concert? They have some circles by the stage moshing and crowd surfing.

It happens.
 
2015-02-16 9:03:10 AM  
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/Multiple Miggs surrenders
 
2015-02-16 9:23:56 AM  
I was hoping this was going to turn in to a careful and reasoned discussion of female ejaculation.
 
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