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2014-12-29 6:31:09 PM  
Here are your final candidates for Fark's Etertainment Headline of the Year. These are the top 20 entertainment headlines as voted, with the top five from each quarter of 2014. Now you get to choose the one you like best. Vote!
2014-12-29 6:31:33 PM  
NPR presents its top ten metal albums of 2013. To be followed by the Vatican's list of its top ten porn stars
2014-12-29 6:32:22 PM  
Miley Cyrus devastated after death of her dog. No word yet on whether the gunshot was self-inflicted
2014-12-29 6:33:34 PM  
Kim Kardashian signs a big ass pre-nuptial agreement
2014-12-29 6:33:50 PM  
Who wants to take a road trip to Washington this April and celebrate Nirvana day? I call shotgun
2014-12-29 6:34:17 PM  
After 15 years on Law and Order SVU, Dann Florek decides he is finally DONE DONE
2014-12-29 6:34:47 PM  
TV reporter forgets to turn off his mic in the bathroom, viewers get the streaming audio
2014-12-29 6:35:05 PM  
Insane Clown Posse sue FBI over Juggalos' gang classification. Clearly, this will not be a class action suit
2014-12-29 6:36:12 PM  
Robin Williams Poets Society
2014-12-29 6:36:52 PM  
Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA
2014-12-29 6:37:23 PM  
A tornado, an elderly driver, a Johnny Carson sex tape. *opens envelope* What are three frightening things that have hit the market?
2014-12-29 6:37:42 PM  
George Michael rushed to the hospital after falling at home. Doctors claim it's too early to tell if he's ever going to dance again
2014-12-29 6:38:05 PM  
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick
2014-12-29 6:38:45 PM  
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
2014-12-29 6:39:58 PM  
George Harrison memorial destroyed by beetles
2014-12-29 6:40:16 PM  
Yes, it's true. These Ghostbusters will have no dicks
2014-12-29 6:40:41 PM  
Joan Rivers' face dies at age 25
2014-12-29 6:41:23 PM  
Cary Elwes remembers drinking with Andre the Giant. Highly unlikely, because if you can remember drinking with Andre the Giant, you weren't drinking with Andre the Giant
2014-12-29 6:41:39 PM  
Johnny Cash's Rolls Royce is headed to auction. The car was reportedly acquired one piece at a time, is listed as a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58, '59 automobile
2014-12-29 6:42:05 PM  
Kate Moss drinks from glass modeled after her breast, said those were the best drops of champagne she'd ever had
2014-12-29 6:42:29 PM  
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are divorcing, unclear who gets custody of 2002
2014-12-29 6:43:48 PM  
Also, below are some headlines that I liked that didn't quite make the final cut:
2014-12-29 6:44:28 PM  
Kanye West does his Kanye best at the Kanye fest before a Kanye guest disturbs the Kanye nest with the way Kanye dressed and you end up with Kanye stressed and pressed to kick out that Kanye pest

Nigella Lawson admits using cocaine, but she didn't inhale. She licked it sensually from the spoon with a truffle infused roux, French creamery butter, gracefully julienned asparagus spears, and a decadent chocolate-covered brioche for dessert

Lindsay Lohan says she will spill all her secrets in a new tell-all autobiography, which will be the first celebrity scratch and sniff picture book memoir published

Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution

Leonardo DiCaprio says he has an atrocious singing voice, often buries his head between the thighs of a supermodel and weeps because he can't sing

The English porksword that graced the mouth of a ten dollar hooker in LA has sired three kids in fifteen months

Nicki Minaj sorry for using Malcolm X, says he's not even her favorite Speed Racer

The bike from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" is for sale. Asking price is currently $25,000, but maybe they'll whack off a little for you

All My Children villain dead at 69. OR IS HE?

Whichever members of Fleetwood Mac are speaking to each other this month are planning a reunion tour

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directs an eHarmony commercial, which is the first time Limp Bizkit and harmony were ever used in the same sentence

George Clooney asks Matt Damon to be his best man. Somewhere, Brad Pitt is screaming into a pillow

Why the next late-night TV show host should be a woman. Or if one is not available, Chelsea Handler

Court rules that FBI can continue to refer to Juggalos as a gang, because "music fans" is clearly not the right term

Courtney Love says she blew $27M of Nirvana's money, Billy Corgan, Trent Reznor, Russell Brand, Gavin Rossdale, Ted Nugent, and Scott Weiland

Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is

Bob Barker donates $500,000 to help save circus animals in Peru, narrowly outbidding other philanthropist who only wanted to donate $499,999
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