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2014-12-29 6:31:09 PM  
Here are your final candidates for Fark's Etertainment Headline of the Year. These are the top 20 entertainment headlines as voted, with the top five from each quarter of 2014. Now you get to choose the one you like best. Vote!
 
2014-12-29 6:31:33 PM  
NPR presents its top ten metal albums of 2013. To be followed by the Vatican's list of its top ten porn stars

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2014-12-29 6:32:22 PM  
Miley Cyrus devastated after death of her dog. No word yet on whether the gunshot was self-inflicted

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2014-12-29 6:33:34 PM  
Kim Kardashian signs a big ass pre-nuptial agreement

http://www.fark.com/comments/8173086
 
2014-12-29 6:33:50 PM  
Who wants to take a road trip to Washington this April and celebrate Nirvana day? I call shotgun

http://www.fark.com/comments/8077685
 
2014-12-29 6:34:17 PM  
After 15 years on Law and Order SVU, Dann Florek decides he is finally DONE DONE

http://www.fark.com/comments/8054378
 
2014-12-29 6:34:47 PM  
TV reporter forgets to turn off his mic in the bathroom, viewers get the streaming audio

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2014-12-29 6:35:05 PM  
Insane Clown Posse sue FBI over Juggalos' gang classification. Clearly, this will not be a class action suit

http://www.fark.com/comments/8091594
 
2014-12-29 6:36:12 PM  
Robin Williams Poets Society

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2014-12-29 6:36:52 PM  
Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA

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2014-12-29 6:37:23 PM  
A tornado, an elderly driver, a Johnny Carson sex tape. *opens envelope* What are three frightening things that have hit the market?

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2014-12-29 6:37:42 PM  
George Michael rushed to the hospital after falling at home. Doctors claim it's too early to tell if he's ever going to dance again

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2014-12-29 6:38:05 PM  
Kanye West compares having his picture taken to rape. Well, both involve a dick

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2014-12-29 6:38:45 PM  
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids

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2014-12-29 6:39:58 PM  
George Harrison memorial destroyed by beetles

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2014-12-29 6:40:16 PM  
Yes, it's true. These Ghostbusters will have no dicks

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2014-12-29 6:40:41 PM  
Joan Rivers' face dies at age 25

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2014-12-29 6:41:23 PM  
Cary Elwes remembers drinking with Andre the Giant. Highly unlikely, because if you can remember drinking with Andre the Giant, you weren't drinking with Andre the Giant

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2014-12-29 6:41:39 PM  
Johnny Cash's Rolls Royce is headed to auction. The car was reportedly acquired one piece at a time, is listed as a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58, '59 automobile

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2014-12-29 6:42:05 PM  
Kate Moss drinks from glass modeled after her breast, said those were the best drops of champagne she'd ever had

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2014-12-29 6:42:29 PM  
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are divorcing, unclear who gets custody of 2002

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2014-12-29 6:43:48 PM  
Also, below are some headlines that I liked that didn't quite make the final cut:
 
2014-12-29 6:44:28 PM  
Kanye West does his Kanye best at the Kanye fest before a Kanye guest disturbs the Kanye nest with the way Kanye dressed and you end up with Kanye stressed and pressed to kick out that Kanye pest
http://www.fark.com/comments/8055592

Nigella Lawson admits using cocaine, but she didn't inhale. She licked it sensually from the spoon with a truffle infused roux, French creamery butter, gracefully julienned asparagus spears, and a decadent chocolate-covered brioche for dessert
http://www.fark.com/comments/8117835

Lindsay Lohan says she will spill all her secrets in a new tell-all autobiography, which will be the first celebrity scratch and sniff picture book memoir published
http://www.fark.com/comments/8060735

Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution
http://www.fark.com/comments/8159260

Leonardo DiCaprio says he has an atrocious singing voice, often buries his head between the thighs of a supermodel and weeps because he can't sing
http://www.fark.com/comments/8143796

The English porksword that graced the mouth of a ten dollar hooker in LA has sired three kids in fifteen months
http://www.fark.com/comments/8122032

Nicki Minaj sorry for using Malcolm X, says he's not even her favorite Speed Racer
http://www.fark.com/comments/8147130

The bike from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" is for sale. Asking price is currently $25,000, but maybe they'll whack off a little for you
http://www.fark.com/comments/8169750

All My Children villain dead at 69. OR IS HE?
http://www.fark.com/comments/8274109

Whichever members of Fleetwood Mac are speaking to each other this month are planning a reunion tour
http://www.fark.com/comments/8197462

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit directs an eHarmony commercial, which is the first time Limp Bizkit and harmony were ever used in the same sentence
http://www.fark.com/comments/8258197

George Clooney asks Matt Damon to be his best man. Somewhere, Brad Pitt is screaming into a pillow
http://www.fark.com/comments/8266965

Why the next late-night TV show host should be a woman. Or if one is not available, Chelsea Handler
http://www.fark.com/comments/8207473

Court rules that FBI can continue to refer to Juggalos as a gang, because "music fans" is clearly not the right term
http://www.fark.com/comments/8329033

Courtney Love says she blew $27M of Nirvana's money, Billy Corgan, Trent Reznor, Russell Brand, Gavin Rossdale, Ted Nugent, and Scott Weiland
http://www.fark.com/comments/8370887

Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is
http://www.fark.com/comments/8342155

Bob Barker donates $500,000 to help save circus animals in Peru, narrowly outbidding other philanthropist who only wanted to donate $499,999
http://www.fark.com/comments/8490087
 
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