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2014-12-29 11:51:30 AM  
Welcome to Fark's Headline of the Year contest for 2014! Most of you already know what to do, but for those of you that are new, every year we celebrate the awesome, hilarious submitters that give us so much entertainment every year.

There are several contests. This is for the main page, but there are also contests for the major subtabs: Sports, Geek, Entertainment, Politics, and Business. In addition, I also like to have two more contests: one for context headlines (headlines which require clicking through to really get the joke) and the pun/wordplay headlines. Although many of the best headlines typically have elements of wordplay and even some pun elements, there are so many good ones that they deserve their own contest. The context contest and the pun/wordplay headline contest will both be coming tomorrow.

Like I say every year, voting for these is fun, but the credit should go to all of the amazing submitters that make us laugh each and every day. Your headlines make Fark what it is. Thank you and kudos.

Okay, enough with the talk. Without further ado, this is your 2014 Headline of the Year contest.
 
2014-12-29 12:00:19 PM  
A pair of female hypnotists in Germany are putting victims into a trance before robbing them. Local police report there are two small mediums at large

http://www.fark.com/comments/8165604
 
2014-12-29 12:00:39 PM  
US aircraft are now flying over Nigeria looking for the kidnapped schoolgirls, because if anything can find a Muslim wedding it's a predator drone

http://www.fark.com/comments/8258445
 
2014-12-29 12:16:32 PM  
Teenager has quadratic equation tattooed on his butt. In a few years he'll be trying to solve for why

http://www.fark.com/comments/8457087
 
2014-12-29 12:16:51 PM  
Stolen arm found in second hand shop

http://www.fark.com/comments/8048360
 
2014-12-29 12:17:50 PM  
Dead kangaroo found tied to a chair as if it had been tried and convicted in some sort of mock court

http://www.fark.com/comments/8123877
 
2014-12-29 12:24:54 PM  
Man loses wife to heart attack, wins lottery the next day. And he still has one wish left

http://www.fark.com/comments/8216209
 
2014-12-29 12:27:57 PM  
Ex-teacher sues Catholic school that fired her for getting pregnant while unmarried, despite famous precedent

http://www.fark.com/comments/8195264
 
2014-12-29 12:28:14 PM  
Police find abandoned body in abandoned body shop. Which really is the first place they should have looked

http://www.fark.com/comments/8237548
 
2014-12-29 12:28:34 PM  
Happy Birthday, Roe v. Wade. Okay, let me rephrase that. Today marks the 41st anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade decision

http://www.fark.com/comments/8111272
 
2014-12-29 12:29:12 PM  
OJ Simpson has cancer, and wants to die at home, like his victims

http://www.fark.com/comments/8085103
 
2014-12-29 12:29:36 PM  
Therapist arrestedafter reportof sexualassault

http://www.fark.com/comments/8304349
 
2014-12-29 12:29:54 PM  
The seven signs you're in a cult. I was going to make a joke, but the punch line was too long

http://www.fark.com/comments/8304112
 
2014-12-29 12:30:38 PM  
Looks like ISIS is about to get some... *puts on sunglasses*... Kurds in their way

http://www.fark.com/comments/8396042
 
2014-12-29 12:33:15 PM  
Family Research Council says that gay sex is way more sinful than incest. Suck it, sibs

http://www.fark.com/comments/8304825
 
2014-12-29 12:33:42 PM  
New research shows that apples can boost a woman's sex drive, help men gettin' cider

http://www.fark.com/comments/8330072
 
2014-12-29 12:34:29 PM  
Australian woman lost in bush for seventeen days. This would never happen in Brazil

http://www.fark.com/comments/8445994
 
2014-12-29 12:34:48 PM  
Woman caught on camera stealing footstools off peoples' front porches. Authorities suspect she may be trying to create her own ottoman empire

http://www.fark.com/comments/8411897
 
2014-12-29 12:35:09 PM  
Mother of drug overdose victim urges harm reduction for drug use at raves, claiming a pound of cure is worth less than an OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ of prevention

http://www.fark.com/comments/8467893
 
2014-12-29 12:36:38 PM  
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police

http://www.fark.com/comments/8410546
 
2014-12-29 12:36:55 PM  
'Bomb mom' gets probation in weapons case. Thanks, oh Bomb Ma

http://www.fark.com/comments/8042249
 
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