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2014-12-25 4:29:33 PM  
Article with pics. You wouldn't think it could be NSFW, but it probably is, at least in Japan.
 
2014-12-25 4:43:03 PM  

shanrick: Article with pics. You wouldn't think it could be NSFW, but it probably is, at least in Japan.


NSFW pics on that link, BTW.  Heads up for any sad suckers actually working today.
 
2014-12-25 5:30:19 PM  
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2014-12-25 5:34:11 PM  
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Vagina.
 
2014-12-25 5:35:19 PM  
Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.
 
2014-12-25 5:37:14 PM  
Repeat of link. 8511444.
 
2014-12-25 5:37:16 PM  
Rare when an attention whore actually uses a vagina in whoring.
 
2014-12-25 5:42:26 PM  

BalugaJoe: Repeat of link. 8511444.


Pete and repete were in a vagina.....
 
2014-12-25 5:43:44 PM  
Mustache Canoe...
 
2014-12-25 5:44:30 PM  
so they hit the little man woman in the boat


with a charge


Kinky
 
2014-12-25 5:48:31 PM  
I'd pay to see her vagina.
 
2014-12-25 5:49:23 PM  
The charges follow Megumi Igarashi's arrest this month after she raised funds online to pay for a genital-shaped kayak that she made on a 3-D printer.

what is this I don't even
 
2014-12-25 5:51:46 PM  
I'm not sure if it's a kayak squirt or skirt? But you need one of those or you'll have water seep into your cockpit.
 
2014-12-25 5:52:26 PM  
She must have mis-labia'd her product.
 
2014-12-25 5:52:47 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: I'm not sure if it's a kayak squirt or skirt? But you need one of those or you'll have water seep into your cockpit.


A skirt is always good.
 
2014-12-25 6:07:28 PM  
Best. Kickstarter. Ever.
 
2014-12-25 6:07:30 PM  
I wonder if a 3D printer data file that prints a statue of a masturbating teen is illegal in the U. S.  Must be if data files the produce 2D images of same are illegal. Right?
 
2014-12-25 6:09:11 PM  

abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.


She represents its as a kayak shaped like HER actual genitalia, so yeah.
 
2014-12-25 6:10:28 PM  

abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.


It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.
 
2014-12-25 6:12:46 PM  
You know, it's strange... when I got orders to Okinawa in 1989, my Staff was telling me about his time there and about all the bizarre porn they had when he was there. I got on the island and started walking around off Camp Foster and found a theater that seemed to be advertising porn (topless woman on the poster), so I checked it out. The Japanese were obsessed with hiding genetalia and pubic hair. Lots of girls rubbing their crotches. Bukakke... yes, but you don't see an actual source. The movie I saw was about some guy who got laughed out of a whorehouse because of his small "equipment" so he went on a Rocky-like training regimen to make it larger (lifting weights, for example), eventually taking the cartoonish proportions of a giant foam finger, but, you know, a giant foam penis. He returns to the whorehouse to shower loads or jism on all the prostitutes who laughed at him.

At one point, he's taking on the prostitute whose schtick is being a Nun... and in addition to shooting all over her in full habit (well, except for her tits showing), they have gratuitous cuts of him showering a Crucifix (yes, complete with Jesus hanging off of it) with cum.

I discovered later that late night NHK programming included some mild porn. One movie seemed to be about twins, one innocent and pure, the other slutty and evil. Being young and having access to real women, I found it all more distracting than titillating.
 
2014-12-25 6:20:52 PM  
I'm guessing she did something that is annoying the political class since it doesn't look like she actually broke their obscenity laws.
 
2014-12-25 6:21:55 PM  
I just learned today that there is actually a place called Wagina (or Vaghena) Island. The US military intelligence refers to it simply as Vagina.

I don't know if it would make a good destination for kayaking.
 
2014-12-25 6:25:08 PM  
Extend the labia, and you've got a hydrofoil.
 
2014-12-25 6:26:08 PM  
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It even made the Fark News Quiz
 
2014-12-25 6:26:47 PM  

LesserEvil: You know, it's strange... when I got orders to Okinawa in 1989, my Staff was telling me about his time there and about all the bizarre porn they had when he was there. I got on the island and started walking around off Camp Foster and found a theater that seemed to be advertising porn (topless woman on the poster), so I checked it out. The Japanese were obsessed with hiding genetalia and pubic hair. Lots of girls rubbing their crotches. Bukakke... yes, but you don't see an actual source. The movie I saw was about some guy who got laughed out of a whorehouse because of his small "equipment" so he went on a Rocky-like training regimen to make it larger (lifting weights, for example), eventually taking the cartoonish proportions of a giant foam finger, but, you know, a giant foam penis. He returns to the whorehouse to shower loads or jism on all the prostitutes who laughed at him.

At one point, he's taking on the prostitute whose schtick is being a Nun... and in addition to shooting all over her in full habit (well, except for her tits showing), they have gratuitous cuts of him showering a Crucifix (yes, complete with Jesus hanging off of it) with cum.

I discovered later that late night NHK programming included some mild porn. One movie seemed to be about twins, one innocent and pure, the other slutty and evil. Being young and having access to real women, I found it all more distracting than titillating.


This reminds of the Karate Kid, part II, where they go to Okinawa. It's compelled me to begin writing what could be the best adult movie of 2015.

I shall name it, The Bukakke Kid.
 
2014-12-25 6:28:25 PM  

Khartu-al: abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.

It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.


Look up Kanamara Matsuri and tell us your wisdom.
 
2014-12-25 6:30:13 PM  
if i did a 3D print of a canoe paddle shaped like my dick, i'd dub it Attention Oar.
 
2014-12-25 6:35:00 PM  

traylor: Khartu-al: abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.

It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.

Look up Kanamara Matsuri and tell us your wisdom.


Yes, comparing an event with deep religious tradition to someone 3D printing their junk and selling it is totally apples to apples.
 
2014-12-25 6:50:21 PM  

Khartu-al: traylor: Khartu-al: abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.

It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.

Look up Kanamara Matsuri and tell us your wisdom.

Yes, comparing an event with deep religious tradition to someone 3D printing their junk and selling it is totally apples to apples.


Ah so if it's "tradition" or "religious" it's acceptable. Got it. Why make social progress when we can just justify bias and discrimination with tradition and religion?
 
2014-12-25 6:51:19 PM  
I cant wait for the How Its Made episode.
 
2014-12-25 6:53:07 PM  
But ....
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 at the Kanamara Matsuri Festival ....
 
2014-12-25 6:53:58 PM  
and ....
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2014-12-25 7:01:09 PM  
Not to mention ...
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2014-12-25 7:04:45 PM  
and ....
NSFW :  http://tinyurl.com/ktqpr7w
 
2014-12-25 7:11:15 PM  
I like this (nsfw) one. Buffalo Buttfloss is the name of my Wailers tribute band.
 
2014-12-25 7:12:27 PM  
I like stories like this. It just proves to me that no matter how weird my day is, the Japanese can always make it weirder.
 
2014-12-25 7:15:07 PM  

BalugaJoe: Repeat of link. 8511444.


She hadn't been charged with anything then. At worst this is a Follow Up.
 
2014-12-25 7:15:11 PM  
have i got a paddle for you!

/barely makes a ripple
 
2014-12-25 7:18:23 PM  

nezzeraj: Khartu-al: traylor: Khartu-al: abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.

It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.

Look up Kanamara Matsuri and tell us your wisdom.

Yes, comparing an event with deep religious tradition to someone 3D printing their junk and selling it is totally apples to apples.

Ah so if it's "tradition" or "religious" it's acceptable. Got it. Why make social progress when we can just justify bias and discrimination with tradition and religion?


But that wasn't your argument. Your point was that because there's a shrine and a festival for an iron dildo, someone should be able to 3D print their own genitalia and show it in public. But you completely disregard the fact that Japan has blur censors for everything in their porn, penis, vaginas, and anuses. It's not about progress or sexism or inequality, men and women are both held to those standards. Japan is a conservative nation, and that's how the majority of people seem to like it at present, trying to push your social norms on someone else's society is super uncool.
 
2014-12-25 7:18:49 PM  

prince of peas: Not to mention ...[img.fark.net image 275x183]


Those look delicious!
 
2014-12-25 7:24:12 PM  
Fun fact: Tentacle porn got its start in Japan because of the proscription on genitalia in art.
 
2014-12-25 7:26:36 PM  

Khartu-al: nezzeraj: Khartu-al: traylor: Khartu-al: abhorrent1: Obscenity laws ban pictures of actual genitalia

Maybe I'm missing something but I do not believe a Kayak qualifies as "actual genitalia". But it is Japan, so who knows.

It's a 3D printing of her actual vagina, in kayak form.

I'm with the authorities on this one, if I made a hyper-realistic penis paddle boat or anus inner tube, and then displayed them in public, for sale, I can't imagine staying out of a sex offender registry for very long.

Look up Kanamara Matsuri and tell us your wisdom.

Yes, comparing an event with deep religious tradition to someone 3D printing their junk and selling it is totally apples to apples.

Ah so if it's "tradition" or "religious" it's acceptable. Got it. Why make social progress when we can just justify bias and discrimination with tradition and religion?

But that wasn't your argument. Your point was that because there's a shrine and a festival for an iron dildo, someone should be able to 3D print their own genitalia and show it in public. But you completely disregard the fact that Japan has blur censors for everything in their porn, penis, vaginas, and anuses. It's not about progress or sexism or inequality, men and women are both held to those standards. Japan is a conservative nation, and that's how the majority of people seem to like it at present, trying to push your social norms on someone else's society is super uncool.


Actually it wasn't my argument, it was another poster's argument. And are dildos illegal in Japan? Cuz those are much more realistic representations of genitals than a kayak. Japan censors genitals because of American interference after the end of World War 2. We made them conservative about this. And how is an iron phallus festival not public? Why aren't those people being indicted? You are changing the criteria for what is objectionable.
 
2014-12-25 7:27:09 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Fun fact: Tentacle porn got its start in Japan because of the proscription on genitalia in art.


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How about tentacle food porn?
 
2014-12-25 7:30:22 PM  
She's just trying to make it easier for men to find the little woman in the boat.
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/it's a hunk of plastic / art,  it's SFW prudes
 
2014-12-25 7:31:53 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gyrfalcon: Fun fact: Tentacle porn got its start in Japan because of the proscription on genitalia in art.

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How about tentacle food porn?


Aww....that's so cute.
 
2014-12-25 7:31:55 PM  

Boo_Guy: She's just trying to make it easier for men to find the little woman in the boat.
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I'm sure it was a labia of love.
 
2014-12-25 8:00:57 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Boo_Guy: She's just trying to make it easier for men to find the little woman in the boat.
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I'm sure it was a labia of love.


That leads to Titantric sex.
 
2014-12-25 8:00:58 PM  

The Flexecutioner: if i did a 3D print of a canoe paddle shaped like my dick, i'd dub it Attention Oar.


But wouldn't you be up sh*t creek if the water was cold?
 
2014-12-25 8:04:30 PM  
American light beer.  That is all.
 
2014-12-25 8:07:21 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder if a 3D printer data file that prints a statue of a masturbating teen is illegal in the U. S.  Must be if data files the produce 2D images of same are illegal. Right?


The consensus of thousands of Second Life content creators is 'please buy our masturbating teen skins for your next party'.

There is essentially zero effort in converting a SL compatible mesh to a any common 3D printer format.

The key in the US is that the model not be a real human person.  If you decided to scan in a 13 year old who is doing something sexual, you would be a lawbreaker whether you could print it or not.

The digital post processing area can get really gray. You can scan a youth in innocently.  Later someone might alter that model recognizably into illegal child porn.  They might alter it beyond recognition into legal imaginary porn. They might make something kinda-sorta-recognizable that is tittilating, or something totally recognizable that is only dubiously (e.g. a naked buddha) offensive.
 
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