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(Edmonton Journal)   Premier of Alberta gets tanked, starts yelling at homeless people   (canada.com) divider line
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2001-12-14 8:43:07 PM  
wow what a world
 
2001-12-14 8:43:37 PM  
yes geonags, its quite a world, and oh my you were the Weeners, good job
 
2001-12-14 8:43:50 PM  
hahaha Ralph Klein what an asshole, Alberta is Canada's "Mississippi" - redneck central. I wonder if he got his driver to park in a handicapped spot, he's famous for that too.
 
2001-12-14 8:44:03 PM  
thanks geonags, i appreciate, you are one hell of a guy
 
2001-12-14 8:45:19 PM  
geonags, whats with oh my you were the weeners thing?
 
HP
2001-12-14 8:45:25 PM  
Wow.. an article form my home town..!
 
2001-12-14 8:45:52 PM  
i have no idea, probably from that stupid canadian thing
 
2001-12-14 8:47:31 PM  
Heavy-balls-a-slappin: Obviously you would say that because all you probably do is sit at home all day looking in the mirror whackin off and "slappin your balls" and the only time you go out is for your welfare check. By the way you'll probably be moving to Alberta eventually because we're the richest provice in stinkin Canada. Thank god you don't live in Alberta with the rest of us. dumbass. By the way they have the internet where you live or did you just stumble into some public library thinking it was a porno theater and end up using the internet?
 
2001-12-14 8:47:37 PM  
Must've been from that football bet with Doer that he won. (Manitoban and Albertan football fans can chuckle now)
 
2001-12-14 8:50:03 PM  
He'll get away with it there just like he would in Mississippi.
The capitalist fascists have already won. Fb- declared World Minister.
The Second Dark Age Begins

(meanwhile, I'm winning at Call To Power!)
 
2001-12-14 8:53:47 PM  
Capitalism and fascism dont necessarily mean the same thing.
 
2001-12-14 8:54:05 PM  
Asshole or not, he's the only polititian I can think of who is dead honest. Whether it's a popular position or not the man keeps his word.
 
2001-12-14 9:09:34 PM  
Mickey-B, Actually my "heavy balls" are usually riccocheting off your momma's chin, but that's beside the point. No, I am not on welfare, I am quite wealthy thank you very much but I try to resist the urge to get all shiatfaced and show up at homeless shelters throwing $10 bills around. So Alberta's rich and got oil? So what, now you yokels can afford double-wides to live in. Now be a good boy and wipe that horseshiat off your cowboy boots, your're starting to stink up the place.
 
2001-12-14 9:15:52 PM  
So if Alberta is rich and has oil, wouldn't that make them the TEXAS of Canada, rather than the Mississippi?

I also want to know if Heavy's balls are always full, and whether they're always bouncing to the left and to the right. Is it his belief that his big balls should be held every night?
 
2001-12-14 9:20:21 PM  
Thankfully, I assume, a bigot such as yourself has no desire to grace our province with your presence.

If you do feel the need to, don't forget your coyboy boots and 10 gallon hat or there'll be a lynchin'. Us rednecks just love a good lynchin'.
 
2001-12-14 9:25:52 PM  
Alright, another Canada Sux argument!

*sits back with a beer to enjoy*
 
2001-12-14 9:27:34 PM  
Good Old Ralph!
If he tried that in Toronto all the NDP'rs would faint.
 
2001-12-14 9:30:56 PM  
I wonder who is crazier, Ralphie Or Mel Lastman?
 
2001-12-14 9:32:52 PM  
Boys, Boys. Let's play nice. Just because a guy's got big balls doesn't mean he's always playing with 'em and just because a guy's from Alberta doesn't mean he's a Canadian Redneck. But what the hell is with that Geonags guy talking to himself? What a farken idiot.
 
2001-12-14 9:32:52 PM  
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2001-12-14 9:36:10 PM  
Then there's Musical Mel


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2001-12-14 9:38:29 PM  
I've never been to Alberta but I hear they deep fry steaks in a pot of oil and the steaks are on pitch forks, man, any place that cooks like that is OK my my book!
 
2001-12-14 9:39:04 PM  
My balls are heavy because they are big, not because they are full, and yes, they require careful fondling every nite.
 
2001-12-14 9:40:45 PM  
I stand corrected.
 
2001-12-14 9:47:54 PM  
"Klein himself has joked about disliking early morning meetings, but Albertans have embraced his common-man tastes."

lol

And leave it up to somebody from AB to go out and say... "We're the richest province! So there! That means we're the best!"

Been there a few times, sadly I had to drive around. I'm convinced that people east of the rockies can't farkin' drive worth a shiat.
 
2001-12-14 9:51:20 PM  
Why dont you go have another beer, you FU#K@$G Canadian!
 
2001-12-14 9:52:21 PM  
FastJeff
Been there a few times, sadly I had to drive around. I'm convinced that people east of the rockies can't farkin' drive worth a shiat.

east of the rockies and west of Manitoba you mean?
 
2001-12-14 9:53:37 PM  
Deathcow

Dude your from Alaska! Your practically a Russian!
LOL
 
2001-12-14 9:57:59 PM  
Test

http://lobsterbush.tripod.com/vintagewwf/lod1_small.jpg
 
2001-12-14 10:18:34 PM  
Canadian, American, British..., it makes no difference. A fat, white, drunk, grade eight drop-out messing with the poor he made poor with his roll-backs and privatization; he deserved a shank in the throat. Anyone who is that stupid should run a bar not a province.
 
2001-12-14 10:20:10 PM  
Come on, Clooch, you know what they say, people get the government they deserve.
 
jph
2001-12-14 10:38:37 PM  
What kind of self-respecting governor/premier/etc has a Buick for a limousine? Maybe 70 years ago...but now?
 
2001-12-14 10:39:51 PM  
Like y'all never done that....?
 
2001-12-14 10:40:22 PM  
So goes thephrase that started a thousand philosophical debates:

"Man is not prepared to live in the society which he has created for himself."
 
2001-12-14 10:45:34 PM  
Wow, an entire forum of Calgary flames. (har, har)
Canadians talking politics is even better than Brits talking cricket. Drew: please post something controversial about Australia next.
 
2001-12-14 11:04:28 PM  
haha whatever, politicans have are forced to be such dishonest people. if he started busting some shiat up and he was drunk, who cares. shiat happens. shiat happens when u are walking down the street with your friends, are shiat faced and walk into a homeless shelter. things get said. we all know this but we put so much stress on public image that he might not get relected on account of mouthing off someone who doesnt own private property.
i hate how they have to hide their lives from us.

Ralph prolly beats his wife too!
 
2001-12-14 11:06:42 PM  
Terence and Philip are corrupting our children!! When Bush is done in Afghanistan, Canada's next!!!
 
2001-12-14 11:09:36 PM  
I can't wait for the ping pong ball show from Wynona Ryder!!!!
 
2001-12-14 11:24:04 PM  
Wow, this sounds like something George Bush would do (thinking that the nonexistant microphone was turned off, of course).
 
2001-12-14 11:28:47 PM  
Even at 59 Ralphie wouldve kicked the shiet outta anyone in that homeless center. He's the man. Those lazy welfare bums need to be taught a lesson... Alberta has the lowest unemployment rate in Canada so most people that are able bodied men who are out of work are just lazy bums who just want to live off the good will of other people.
 
2001-12-14 11:42:07 PM  
Severin-

Those must be the stupid lazy welfare bums. The smart ones come to Southern California and stand at intersections with signs like "Why lie, I need a beer!"
 
2001-12-14 11:45:19 PM  
Heh, George W. gets drunk, but he doesn't quite do this.
 
2001-12-14 11:58:26 PM  
hell i'm blitzed right now. i'd yell at homeless people but there isn't any around so i yell at my cat.
BAD KITTY NO BISCUIT
 
2001-12-15 12:07:48 AM  
I thought for a second this was Wisconsin, then I adjusted my eyes and realized it was Alberta... heh... oh well, the south and Alberta can cry their asses off; in Wisconsin we have TOWNS defined by the bars! sheesh... especially in the northwest between Eau Claire and the Twin Ports :-P
 
JD*
2001-12-15 12:16:21 AM  
I was born in that MF Farken SOB Place. The only good thing is the road South. Albertains are so stupid that they think wrestling is real.
 
2001-12-15 12:27:13 AM  
jd: Did you leave, or were you thrown out?
 
2001-12-15 12:50:45 AM  
Calgary, the nicest place and the nicest people I've ever met. But then, I'm from NY.
 
2001-12-15 1:05:01 AM  
Leonard_Cohen, exactly. lol
 
2001-12-15 1:08:14 AM  
As an Albertan, I can say that Canadians from all over are quite right in bashing our province and the federal government is right for ignoring it.

Our government knows how to handle it's finances, we're looking at reforming health care, our students rate amongst the highest in the world and our PM has little patience for people who have no inclination to get jobs. Alberta is a CANCER that needs to be cut out of Canadian society so we can stop pumping billions into the economy.

Damnit, Canadian society is based upon equity! In an equal society you have to grab the money from those who produce it and give it to bureaucrats who are paid exorbitant sums to give it to those who only consume.


JD,
Yes, not only do all Albertan's like wrestling we also all believe that it is real. In fact, as you suggest, all Albertans are alike in both intelligence and interests. I'm sorry to hear that you left the province, good luck to you.
 
2001-12-15 1:23:38 AM  
hey Synaesthesia, what are u talking about?

were u saying that everyone in AB was stupid? u know Alberta is a big province huh? u also know that what u just type made no sence EH?

most people are aware that Alberta is doing things better than most provinces right? ARE YOU?
 
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