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(UPI)   CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap   (upi.com) divider line
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2014-12-17 2:54:25 PM  
well played, sir
 
2014-12-17 2:57:09 PM  
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2014-12-17 2:57:51 PM  
That headline is brilliant!
 
2014-12-17 2:57:53 PM  
Late HOTY candidate?
 
2014-12-17 3:00:47 PM  

Diogenes: Late HOTY candidate?


It'll be eligible next year.
 
2014-12-17 3:04:22 PM  
Oh, well done, Subby. Well done.

+1
 
2014-12-17 3:10:16 PM  
My favorite old-timey gonorrhea slang is "Old Joe."

That said, the fact that I have a favorite old-timey gonorrhea slang is disturbing on a couple of levels.  When you're giving your STDs cutesy old-timey nicknames it's time to start considering the priesthood.
 
2014-12-17 3:12:07 PM  

brap: My favorite old-timey gonorrhea slang is "Old Joe."

That said, the fact that I have a favorite old-timey gonorrhea slang is disturbing on a couple of levels.  When you're giving your STDs cutesy old-timey nicknames it's time to start considering the priesthood.


"So, why do you want to join our holy order?"

"Well, I have too many pet nicknames for STDs at this point...."
 
2014-12-17 3:31:05 PM  
very well done, subby. very well done.
 
2014-12-17 3:33:19 PM  
I too thoroughly enjoyed this headline.

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2014-12-17 4:03:20 PM  
Oblig video link

nice one subbs!
 
2014-12-17 4:12:19 PM  
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Good: Gonorrhea rates are declining.
Bad: Antibiotic Resistant Gonorrhea rates are slowly climbing.
 
2014-12-17 4:31:27 PM  
I wish I could find some pics and/or a transcript of Dr. Jack Badofsky doing the bit on venereal diseases.

It went something like:

"If you catch it while playing tennis, you may have Evonne Goolagonorrhea."
 
2014-12-17 5:30:17 PM  
And anothet great headline this month!
 
2014-12-17 5:50:18 PM  
"Sexually Transmitted Disease Surveillance"

Great. Now the government is spying on our genitals.
 
2014-12-17 5:51:24 PM  

fusillade762: Great. Now the government is spying on our genitals.


Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2014-12-17 6:17:59 PM  
It's a

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2014-12-17 6:19:16 PM  

Diogenes: "If you catch it while playing tennis, you may have Evonne Goolagonorrhea."


If you caught it during the sacking of Atlanta, you had Gonowiththewindorreah.
 
2014-12-17 6:33:06 PM  

gopher321: It's a

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wanna hear the new dubstep song i wrote?
 
2014-12-17 6:42:56 PM  
Less people riding tractors in their bathing suits = less gonorrhea.
 
2014-12-17 6:55:26 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Diogenes: "If you catch it while playing tennis, you may have Evonne Goolagonorrhea."

If you caught it during the sacking of Atlanta, you had Gonowiththewindorreah.


If you caught it in the 80s from the band Chilliwack,
you had Gonegonegoneshebeengonesolongshebeengonegonegonesolongorrhea.
 
2014-12-17 6:55:46 PM  
You go to sex with the genitals you have, not the genitals you wish you had.
 
2014-12-17 7:10:39 PM  
Old, old punchline:

"Korea?"

"Naw, man. Gonorrhea, and I can't bear to touch it."
 
2014-12-17 8:25:32 PM  
Nice.....

/+1
 
2014-12-17 9:06:12 PM  
This is a most excellent headline
 
2014-12-17 9:22:25 PM  
30 votes and only 26 comments so far?  Well played, subster!
 
2014-12-17 9:57:07 PM  

doyner: 30 votes and only 26 comments so far?  Well played, subster!


Well, you have to let them slowly drip in, and change their shorts.
 
2014-12-17 10:44:16 PM  
+1. The bar has definitely been raised for next year's HOTY contest.
 
2014-12-17 11:02:26 PM  
*yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?
 
2014-12-17 11:03:17 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: +1. The bar has definitely been raised for next year's HOTY contest.


umm no. no it hasn't.
 
2014-12-17 11:06:30 PM  

calbert: *yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?



Oh, look, it's Fark's resident...

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2014-12-17 11:06:30 PM  

calbert: *yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?


Hey, don't be such a burning sensation in the thread, man. Drip in some humor.
 
2014-12-17 11:13:29 PM  

bring to a festering boil: calbert: *yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?


Oh, look, it's Fark's resident...

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oh look, it's the sheeple brigade who's minds reset every time they blink.

look, I'm all for witty, clever, and funny headlines, but when the same stale jokes get greenlit over and over, it really cheapens what this site is capable of achieving.
 
2014-12-17 11:38:43 PM  

calbert: oh look, it's the sheeple brigade who's minds reset every time they blink.


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2014-12-17 11:47:20 PM  

unyon: I too thoroughly enjoyed this headline.

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your gif is bad and you should feel bad!
 
2014-12-17 11:50:12 PM  

calbert: bring to a festering boil: calbert: *yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?


Oh, look, it's Fark's resident...

[40.media.tumblr.com image 450x346]

oh look, it's the sheeple brigade who's minds reset every time they blink.

look, I'm all for witty, clever, and funny headlines, but when the same stale jokes get greenlit over and over, it really cheapens what this site is capable of achieving.


It's kind of like how your complaints keep getting recycled over and over.
 
2014-12-17 11:55:34 PM  

calbert: bring to a festering boil: calbert: *yawn*

recycled headlines are not vote-worthy, and definitely don't deserve any HOT-whatever consideration.

Is it wrong to actually expect some originality in headlines?


Oh, look, it's Fark's resident...

[40.media.tumblr.com image 450x346]

oh look, it's the sheeple brigade who's minds reset every time they blink.

look, I'm all for witty, clever, and funny headlines, but when the same stale jokes get greenlit over and over, it really cheapens what this site is capable of achieving.


Shut up. People like you, trolls (or people who are no different than trolls) are what's ruined Fark. This is headline is the kind of thing that made Fark great.
 
2014-12-18 12:00:27 AM  
Times are tough and escorts cost money.
 
2014-12-18 12:02:46 AM  
Omgyayheadline.
 
2014-12-18 12:06:21 AM  
I didn't get it.
 
2014-12-18 12:07:52 AM  
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2014-12-18 12:09:00 AM  

Diogenes: Late HOTY candidate?


Affirmative
 
2014-12-18 12:19:32 AM  

morg: I didn't get it.


Cuz you don't get none.
 
2014-12-18 12:33:33 AM  

Fark You I'm Drunk: calbert: oh look, it's the sheeple brigade who's minds reset every time they blink.

look, I'm all for witty, clever, and funny headlines, but when the same stale jokes get greenlit over and over, it really cheapens what this site is capable of achieving.

Shut up. People like you, trolls (or people who are no different than trolls)

The anti-misogyny rules are what's ruined Fark. This is headline Misogyny is the kind of thing that made Fark great.

/mods: I kid!
 
2014-12-18 12:59:14 AM  

gerbilpox: The anti-misogyny rules are what's ruined Fark. This is headline Misogyny is the kind of thing that made Fark great.


We have to use code words now.  When referring to females, reverse the gender and we'll know what you're talking about.  It gets past the mods.

Instead of saying "Women can't drive" say "Men can't drive",  Those in the know will know what you're talking about.  Ans the manly mods are too busy painting their nails to figure it out
 
2014-12-18 1:08:46 AM  

gerbilpox: /mods: I kid!


LOL... no you don't.. no free passes!  BAN!  BRIMSTONE and FIRE! and STUFF!
 
2014-12-18 1:09:02 AM  

uber humper: morg: I didn't get it.

Cuz you don't get none.


More than you.
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2014-12-18 1:20:12 AM  
Guess everyone finally learned about Subby's mom having the clap
 
2014-12-18 2:16:46 AM  

maltedmothball: unyon: I too thoroughly enjoyed this headline.

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your gif is bad and you should feel bad!


What can I say, it got the clap.
 
2014-12-18 5:30:06 AM  
Sounds like goneorrhea amirite?

It's goneorrheal trickle to a drip!

It's gonnarbe real hard to get get soon..

/try the juicy roast beef sandwich..
 
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