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(London Evening Standard)   In London, hipsters are OVER and cutesters are the in thing. "The hipster is more concerned with attitude and authenticity. The cutester is friendly and open and aware that fun usually comes at the expense of cool"   (standard.co.uk) divider line
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2014-12-17 1:21:32 AM  
6 votes:

make me some tea: GIS of "cutester" returns this:

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2014-12-17 8:00:12 AM  
4 votes:

Gothmolly: ecmoRandomNumbers: Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more.

Forever infantilized. Great.

The European Socialist dream.   I knew people who in their 20s did not know how to make a bank deposit.  Sure were good at withdrawals though.  Accepted family and dole money for years because "I'm not done with my education", and claimed college "shouldn't be any more than a 40 hour week job, otherwise its not fair".

People have been shielding their kids from consequences for years (hello American helicopter parents).


Not really that surprising. I haven't been in to a bank to make a deposit for over 20 years, most everything has been electronic for years....
 
2014-12-17 12:19:00 AM  
4 votes:
Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more.

Forever infantilized. Great.
 
2014-12-17 8:56:10 AM  
3 votes:

IgG4: Almost makes me wish for the days of steampunk. Almost.


Steampunk never had "days", not this side of the Atlantic, anyway.
 
2014-12-17 8:30:41 AM  
3 votes:
Why? I'm not a poor man. $5 a day, oooh, that's $100/month. Hard times a-comin.

If it's good cereal and/or cute servers then why not? When you get the chance to turn money into happiness, take it.
 
2014-12-17 8:19:05 AM  
3 votes:
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I co-opt bits of pop culture and mash them together in a way that clashes a bit to create a carefully contrived effect. I know it's not cool and I don't care.  Don't call me a hipster though.  I'm a cutester.  You've probably never heard of it.
 
2014-12-17 8:16:56 AM  
3 votes:

henryhill: Only one question: Are cutester chicks hot?


They're more cute than hot. If you want hot you should go for a hotster, but they can be hard to approach sometimes, unless you're a richster in which case go for it.
 
2014-12-17 8:04:53 AM  
3 votes:
Hipsters have existed in some capacity for about 40 years.  They existed before you heard of a name for them, and they'll continue to exist long after we give them a different name so fret not.  You'll still have young people to shout "hipster" at as you imagine all of the things they do that you don't like.
 
2014-12-17 8:00:56 AM  
3 votes:
The "cutester" watches Game of Thrones?

I mean it's an immensely popular show, and they should watch it if they like - along with everyone else - but that doesn't seem particularly 'cute'.
 
2014-12-17 8:40:26 AM  
2 votes:

d23: henryhill: Only one question: Are cutester chicks hot?

Wearing a skimpy outfit with lots of fur takes a 5 to an 8 immediately.

No, I am not talking a "furry."  I am talking a furry bikini.


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2014-12-17 8:25:28 AM  
2 votes:
Aside from all the hipster/whatever-ster debate, if you are willing to pay $5.03 (at the current exchange rate) for a bowl of cereal, you are a farking idiot-ster.
 
2014-12-17 8:15:27 AM  
2 votes:
The Standard is about as reliable a pop culture source as the Fail.

In other words, this is all nonsense.
 
2014-12-17 8:10:58 AM  
2 votes:

spamdog: Why is everything that I want to punch in the face so cool?


Because we're getting old.

/lawn etc...
 
2014-12-17 4:40:48 PM  
1 vote:
In addition to their many other annoying traits, millennials get painfully literal when trying to defend their doucheys ways.
 
2014-12-17 12:57:56 PM  
1 vote:

Smackledorfer: /wonders where all these grown up real adults find the time to post on fark. Shouldn't they be working?


They found adult jobs that make more money than yours and let them spend time idling on Fark. While getting paid for it.

Sucks, huh?
 
2014-12-17 12:53:24 PM  
1 vote:
Can't they just NOT be douchebags? That alone will distinguish them from hipsters.  There's no need for a new cute name.
 
2014-12-17 9:41:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'd say burn them all with fire..but realizing there's really no competition behind me now for two generations makes for great job secuity.
 
2014-12-17 9:15:16 AM  
1 vote:
I was annoyed at this, until I realized that these people are part of my competition for scarce resources (jobs, money, women, booze, food).

/It's good to be King
 
2014-12-17 8:59:06 AM  
1 vote:
So hipstesr are 12 year olds that never grew up, and cutesters are 8 year olds that never grew up.

Fantastic.
 
2014-12-17 8:57:26 AM  
1 vote:
Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more (Picture: Paul Dallimore)

How is less sex, drugs, and drinking  more fun?
 
2014-12-17 8:57:20 AM  
1 vote:
I thought "nice people" would be enough of a title, but I guess everyone has to have a buzzword to describe them in the 21st century.
 
2014-12-17 8:40:57 AM  
1 vote:
Over 500 rambling words about a cafe before the word "cutester", apparently invented by the author, is mentioned....
 
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2014-12-17 8:20:04 AM  
1 vote:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.standard.co.uk image 620x413]

I co-opt bits of pop culture and mash them together in a way that clashes a bit to create a carefully contrived effect. I know it's not cool and I don't care.  Don't call me a hipster though.  I'm a cutester.  You've probably never heard of it.


You're a model for stock photos?
 
2014-12-17 8:17:36 AM  
1 vote:
If this is true, then for once East Asia has been way out in front of a fashion/pop culture trend.
 
2014-12-17 8:05:04 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: The "cutester" watches Game of Thrones?

I mean it's an immensely popular show, and they should watch it if they like - along with everyone else - but that doesn't seem particularly 'cute'.


I think this is one of those articles meant to cause false outrage on something that in the end doesn't hurt anyone and is just young people doing stupid stuff.
 
2014-12-17 8:05:01 AM  
1 vote:

Gothmolly: ecmoRandomNumbers: Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more.

Forever infantilized. Great.

The European Socialist dream.   I knew people who in their 20s did not know how to make a bank deposit.  Sure were good at withdrawals though.  Accepted family and dole money for years because "I'm not done with my education", and claimed college "shouldn't be any more than a 40 35 hour week job, otherwise its not fair".


Since we're talking Europe here, FTFY.
 
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2014-12-17 8:00:43 AM  
1 vote:
just when you thought this year couldn't get any worse.
 
2014-12-17 7:58:45 AM  
1 vote:

Gothmolly: ecmoRandomNumbers: Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more.

Forever infantilized. Great.

The European Socialist dream.   I knew people who in their 20s did not know how to make a bank deposit.  Sure were good at withdrawals though.  Accepted family and dole money for years because "I'm not done with my education", and claimed college "shouldn't be any more than a 40 hour week job, otherwise its not fair".

People have been shielding their kids from consequences for years (hello American helicopter parents).


At least you tryed.
 
2014-12-17 7:53:50 AM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Oh god. Worse than hipsters.


Redditers...
 
2014-12-17 7:53:38 AM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Adorable? the cutester takes fewer drugs, drinks less and has less sex than its parents - but does dress up more.

Forever infantilized. Great.


The European Socialist dream.   I knew people who in their 20s did not know how to make a bank deposit.  Sure were good at withdrawals though.  Accepted family and dole money for years because "I'm not done with my education", and claimed college "shouldn't be any more than a 40 hour week job, otherwise its not fair".

People have been shielding their kids from consequences for years (hello American helicopter parents).
 
2014-12-17 7:41:12 AM  
1 vote:
Oh god. Worse than hipsters.
 
2014-12-16 11:49:25 PM  
1 vote:
Almost makes me wish for the days of steampunk. Almost.
 
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