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2014-12-12 9:57:18 AM  
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2014-12-12 11:25:36 AM  
Only after Lucas became a dad and wanted to make a children's movie.
 
2014-12-12 11:27:46 AM  
Now that I've seen her hoo-ha, in great detail, she does not have the same allure as before.

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2014-12-12 11:28:10 AM  
Solo was taken into custody and charged with two misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree domestic violence assault.

Fourth degree?  Is that what they call smacking a broom handle with your face?
 
2014-12-12 11:30:02 AM  

Bondith: Solo was taken into custody and charged with two misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree domestic violence assault.

Fourth degree?  Is that what they call smacking a broom handle with your face?


It's called being a female who hit a guy. Automatically less charges.
 
2014-12-12 11:30:15 AM  
Domestic abuse is silly when women commit it, especially when they have the same last name as a science fiction character.
 
2014-12-12 11:31:00 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Bondith: Solo was taken into custody and charged with two misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree domestic violence assault.

Fourth degree?  Is that what they call smacking a broom handle with your face?

It's called being a female who hit a guy. Automatically less charges.


REPORTED!
 
2014-12-12 11:31:06 AM  

Phineas: Now that I've seen her hoo-ha, in great detail, she does not have the same allure as before.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 249x332]


Glad to see this has been covered. Ick.
 
2014-12-12 11:31:13 AM  
They can't just sweep this under the rug--the broom's broken.
 
2014-12-12 11:32:41 AM  
Guilty of having a meaty butthole.
 
2014-12-12 11:33:20 AM  
How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?
 
2014-12-12 11:34:06 AM  

Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?


Doesn't matter. Assault is assault. Especially considering if he defends himself, he is the abuser.
 
2014-12-12 11:38:01 AM  

machoprogrammer: Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?

Doesn't matter. Assault is assault. Especially considering if he defends himself, he is the abuser.


Given that he apparently defended himself and isn't being charged... how do you figure the second half of your comment?
 
2014-12-12 11:41:16 AM  
So, is this where the men's rights subreddit spilled?
 
2014-12-12 11:48:45 AM  

Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?


What am I missing here?
 
2014-12-12 11:49:29 AM  

Target Builder: machoprogrammer: Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?

Doesn't matter. Assault is assault. Especially considering if he defends himself, he is the abuser.

Given that he apparently defended himself and isn't being charged... how do you figure the second half of your comment?


Just look at his GD name. I think that says it all.
 
2014-12-12 11:49:33 AM  

Phineas: Now that I've seen her hoo-ha, in great detail, she does not have the same allure as before.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 249x332]


Hope Solo's blown-out vag:

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/oblig
 
2014-12-12 12:00:12 PM  

Target Builder: machoprogrammer: Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?

Doesn't matter. Assault is assault. Especially considering if he defends himself, he is the abuser.

Given that he apparently defended himself and isn't being charged... how do you figure the second half of your comment?


Check out the Eric Garner case.  Clearly a little bit of abuse, no charges.
 
2014-12-12 12:01:34 PM  
Hey guys, what are you talking about?
 
2014-12-12 12:04:26 PM  
Am I the only Farker who read that right? The nephew hit HER with the broom handle.

I'm gonna venture it went like this given the information available. Solo runs her mouth drunk. Nephew doesn't like it, hits her. She hits back. Sister steps in. Cops get called. Cops arrive and find drunken solo trying to be coherent and explain she was attacked by a minor, meanwhile sober sister and nephew say she attacked them first.

That would explain their complete lack of cooperation at least.
 
2014-12-12 12:05:00 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Guilty of having a meaty butthole.


I would like to learn more about this.
 
GBB
2014-12-12 12:05:51 PM  
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2014-12-12 12:07:06 PM  
Came for all the ugly-vag comments, leaving happy.


As hot as I think she is, I'd STILL be afraid of reaching my hand 'down there'.
 
2014-12-12 12:09:48 PM  

kill the umpire: HotWingConspiracy: Guilty of having a meaty butthole.

I would like to learn more about this.


You can. Protip: Bing is better than Google for this purpose. Caution: not safe for either work or lunch.
 
2014-12-12 12:13:06 PM  

fastfxr: Came for all the ugly-vag comments, leaving happy.


As hot as I think she is, I'd STILL be afraid of reaching my hand 'down there'.


That just hurts.  Don't be scared, come to the dark side.  It's nice and warm and wet...
 
2014-12-12 12:14:19 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Bondith: Solo was taken into custody and charged with two misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree domestic violence assault.

Fourth degree?  Is that what they call smacking a broom handle with your face?

It's called being a female who hit a guy. Automatically less charges.


Of course. I got punched in the chest yesterday by a girl, pushing a pin into my nipple. Everyone laughed, however if I punched her the same way, I'd be fired.

/ I know, you guys want to meet the nipple puncher
 
2014-12-12 12:14:55 PM  

fastfxr: Came for all the ugly-vag comments, leaving happy.

As hot as I think she is, I'd STILL be afraid of reaching my hand 'down there'.


I guess I was on vacation the week that made the internet rounds. Either way looks like a near miss.

As for TFA it looks like jayphat hit the nail on the head. Especially since the sister and nephew refuse to be deposed.
 
2014-12-12 12:16:28 PM  

Hope Solo's Blown Out Vag: That just hurts. Don't be scared, come to the dark side. It's nice and warm and wet...


Where is your corresponding alt:  Hope Solo's Spread Open Asshole?
 
2014-12-12 12:17:19 PM  

jayphat: Am I the only Farker who read that right? The nephew hit HER with the broom handle.

I'm gonna venture it went like this given the information available. Solo runs her mouth drunk. Nephew doesn't like it, hits her. She hits back. Sister steps in. Cops get called. Cops arrive and find drunken solo trying to be coherent and explain she was attacked by a minor, meanwhile sober sister and nephew say she attacked them first.

That would explain their complete lack of cooperation at least.


The event's seem to be: Nephew talked about how being an actor requires an athletic state of mind, Hope dissed him for being fat and crazy, he called her a biatch, she called him crazy again, he said "no you crazy", she then charged, tackled and punched him, his mum intervened and Hope ended up in a fight with her, the nephew then got a broomstick and broke it over Hope's head before getting a gun, albeit a non-functional one, and ending up in a standoff with Hope.

The Aristocrats.
 
2014-12-12 12:24:30 PM  

Target Builder: jayphat: Am I the only Farker who read that right? The nephew hit HER with the broom handle.

I'm gonna venture it went like this given the information available. Solo runs her mouth drunk. Nephew doesn't like it, hits her. She hits back. Sister steps in. Cops get called. Cops arrive and find drunken solo trying to be coherent and explain she was attacked by a minor, meanwhile sober sister and nephew say she attacked them first.

That would explain their complete lack of cooperation at least.

The event's seem to be: Nephew talked about how being an actor requires an athletic state of mind, Hope dissed him for being fat and crazy, he called her a biatch, she called him crazy again, he said "no you crazy", she then charged, tackled and punched him, his mum intervened and Hope ended up in a fight with her, the nephew then got a broomstick and broke it over Hope's head before getting a gun, albeit a non-functional one, and ending up in a standoff with Hope.

The Aristocrats.


Plus she has a history of domestic violence. Perhaps a broomstick to the face has made her rethink things.
 
2014-12-12 12:32:35 PM  

fastfxr: Came for all the ugly-vag comments, leaving happy.


As hot as I think she is, I'd STILL be afraid of reaching my hand 'down there'.


There's nothing wrong with that kitty. Her face and body just do it for me, I wouldn't care as long as it's warm down there.
 
2014-12-12 12:34:51 PM  
Hope Solo in an altercation?  Impossible.
 
2014-12-12 12:49:15 PM  

Hope Solo's Blown Out Vag: Hey guys, what are you talking about?


I was waiting for you to show.
 
2014-12-12 12:58:47 PM  

Hope Solo's Blown Out Vag: fastfxr: Came for all the ugly-vag comments, leaving happy.


As hot as I think she is, I'd STILL be afraid of reaching my hand 'down there'.

That just hurts.  Don't be scared, come to the dark side.  It's nice and warm and wet...


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2014-12-12 12:58:57 PM  
I betcha 10 Republic Credits that in  The Force Awakens  we'll hear Han Solo recounting his youth with the phrase, "Yeah, but I shot  first."
 
2014-12-12 1:00:02 PM  

fatalvenom: Phineas: Now that I've seen her hoo-ha, in great detail, she does not have the same allure as before.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 249x332]

Hope Solo's blown-out vag:

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x162]

/oblig


Or this...take your pick.
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2014-12-12 1:02:11 PM  

kill the umpire: HotWingConspiracy: Guilty of having a meaty butthole.

I would like to learn more about this.


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2014-12-12 1:06:41 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2014-12-12 1:14:53 PM  

veale728: I'd hit it.


I wouldn't hit it with someone else's broomstick
 
2014-12-12 1:21:25 PM  
Not this thread again.

Look, Hope Solo's vagina is perfectly cromulent and normal looking. The fact that it is frightening to some of you tells me you have never gone down on a woman before, or it is so dark in your mom's basement you have to use your tongue as an antenna on the prey you manage to lure back to your lair.

Either way, pathetic.
 
2014-12-12 1:33:34 PM  

elguerodiablo: [large blue horse sphincter.jpg]


veale728: I'd hit it.


That's funny.
 
2014-12-12 1:46:42 PM  

Target Builder: machoprogrammer: Target Builder: How badly could she have messed up the 6'-9" 280 pound nephew that the cops at a family brawl and arrested her for assault?

Doesn't matter. Assault is assault. Especially considering if he defends himself, he is the abuser.

Given that he apparently defended himself and isn't being charged... how do you figure the second half of your comment?


I wasn't aware of the case, so my bad.

But either way, it doesn't matter the size of the attacker and attacked. Assault is assault.
 
2014-12-12 1:54:07 PM  

machoprogrammer: Assault is assault.


That is, of course, unless the salt is the famous...what?
 
2014-12-12 1:55:25 PM  

Cymbal: Not this thread again.

Look, Hope Solo's vagina is perfectly cromulent and normal looking. The fact that it is frightening to some of you tells me you have never gone down on a woman before, or it is so dark in your mom's basement you have to use your tongue as an antenna on the prey you manage to lure back to your lair.

Either way, pathetic.


THIS
 
2014-12-12 1:56:26 PM  

fatalvenom: Phineas: Now that I've seen her hoo-ha, in great detail, she does not have the same allure as before.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 249x332]

Hope Solo's blown-out vag:

[Link][i1045.photobucket.com image 300x162]

/oblig


Really? That's a drag.
 
2014-12-12 1:57:35 PM  

jrodr018: Cymbal: Not this thread again.

Look, Hope Solo's vagina is perfectly cromulent and normal looking. The fact that it is frightening to some of you tells me you have never gone down on a woman before, or it is so dark in your mom's basement you have to use your tongue as an antenna on the prey you manage to lure back to your lair.

Either way, pathetic.

THIS


I'm getting mixed signals here...
 
2014-12-12 2:16:38 PM  

Super Chronic: kill the umpire: HotWingConspiracy: Guilty of having a meaty butthole.

I would like to learn more about this.

You can. Protip: Bing is better than Google for this purpose. Caution: not safe for either work or lunch.


Hate Bing, so I GIS'd anyway. Put in "Hope Solo's Cornhole," and kept getting this:

Showing results for sarlacc
Search instead for Hope Solo's Cornhole


Is that normal?
 
2014-12-12 2:20:29 PM  

kill the umpire: Super Chronic: kill the umpire: HotWingConspiracy: Guilty of having a meaty butthole.

I would like to learn more about this.

You can. Protip: Bing is better than Google for this purpose. Caution: not safe for either work or lunch.

Hate Bing, so I GIS'd anyway. Put in "Hope Solo's Cornhole," and kept getting this:

Showing results for sarlacc
Search instead for Hope Solo's Cornhole

Is that normal?


Yes. It's pretty revolting. Anyone saying otherwise clearly hasn't had much experience.

/You might check fappening + hope solo for results
 
2014-12-12 2:22:05 PM  

Cymbal: Not this thread again.

Look, Hope Solo's vagina is perfectly cromulent and normal looking. The fact that it is frightening to some of you tells me you have never gone down on a woman before, or it is so dark in your mom's basement you have to use your tongue as an antenna on the prey you manage to lure back to your lair.

Either way, pathetic.


'All women are beautiful', right?   It's the same logic.   Just because a woman's face is ugly, I should kiss her?   Hope's vag is ugly, if you want to go around kissing ugly girls, or ugly nipples, or ugly vag, great, that's awesome, someone has to do it.

Being butthurt about the rest of us having some standards is illogical.  I don't think its abnormal, it's just ugly.  Just like your mom.

Kid, I've been from one end of the internet to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that I should settle for ugly tuna. There's no blown-out vag that controls my destiny
 
2014-12-12 2:36:10 PM  

Phineas: Cymbal: Not this thread again.

Look, Hope Solo's vagina is perfectly cromulent and normal looking. The fact that it is frightening to some of you tells me you have never gone down on a woman before, or it is so dark in your mom's basement you have to use your tongue as an antenna on the prey you manage to lure back to your lair.

Either way, pathetic.

'All women are beautiful', right?   It's the same logic.   Just because a woman's face is ugly, I should kiss her?   Hope's vag is ugly, if you want to go around kissing ugly girls, or ugly nipples, or ugly vag, great, that's awesome, someone has to do it.

Being butthurt about the rest of us having some standards is illogical.  I don't think its abnormal, it's just ugly.  Just like your mom.

Kid, I've been from one end of the internet to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that I should settle for ugly tuna. There's no blown-out vag that controls my destiny


THIS..... Just does not ring true at all. A man with real experience (not "internet" experience) has seen more than just pretty "tuna" as you call it, and actually enjoyed it.  Have fun masturbating to the internet, though, we all go through dry spells.
 
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