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2014-12-09 9:53:22 PM  
Great job, subby!  Deserves  img.fark.net
 
2014-12-09 10:10:05 PM  
Winner!
 
2014-12-09 11:19:42 PM  
Well done!
 
2014-12-10 4:18:16 AM  
Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."
 
2014-12-10 6:43:31 AM  
Headline plucked right from the story comments
 
2014-12-10 7:05:48 AM  

reprobate1125: Headline plucked right from the story comments


That's a great leap of faith to assume subby even bothered to read article, let alone the comments.
 
2014-12-10 7:10:31 AM  

bighairyguy: reprobate1125: Headline plucked right from the story comments

That's a great leap of faith to assume subby even bothered to read article, let alone the comments.


robsul82's Delhomme Rating for his truck from yesterday's greenlight was better.
 
2014-12-10 7:12:36 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: bighairyguy: reprobate1125: Headline plucked right from the story comments

That's a great leap of faith to assume subby even bothered to read article, let alone the comments.

robsul82's Delhomme Rating for his truck from yesterday's greenlight was better.


I've never been more giddy at the thought of receiving the Notnewsletter.
 
2014-12-10 7:12:45 AM  
I chuckled, +1 subby.
Mrs. Chaos works for a guy with season tickets for the Panthers. Took me to a game one time and we had to walk past Michael Jordon's skybox to get to his seats. No name, just the Air Jordon logo on the plaque beside the door and a huge table loaded with food for... an empty room. Saw lots of those while walking down the hall, so much wasted food.
/end csb
//yes I sound fat
 
2014-12-10 7:46:48 AM  
First thing I thought of:
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2014-12-10 7:58:25 AM  
He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.
 
2014-12-10 8:02:49 AM  

MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.


And has one less ring
 
2014-12-10 8:22:43 AM  

mudmin: MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.

And has one less ring


So do I, so that's not saying much.
 
2014-12-10 8:24:32 AM  

mudmin: MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.

And has one less ring


And I bet Peyton is pissed that his brother has two rings.
 
2014-12-10 8:24:48 AM  

mudmin: MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.

And has one less ring


Difficulty: Rex Grossman
 
2014-12-10 8:37:16 AM  

fatalvenom: mudmin: MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.

And has one less ring

Difficulty: Rex Grossman


I bet Brady would have beaten Grossman that year, too.

Difficulty: Peyton Manning
 
2014-12-10 8:44:42 AM  

BigBuzzman: mudmin: MyNameIsMofuga: He's got a broken back and he is still more mobile than Peyton Manning.

And has one less ring

And I bet Peyton is pissed that his brother has two rings.


Seriously. His brother just fails that eye test....besides looking like a pansy.

As am Iggles fan I just shake my head.
 
2014-12-10 9:38:37 AM  
Well, at least Fark has hit all the obvious jokes since this happened.  We only needed two threads.
 
2014-12-10 9:43:52 AM  
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2014-12-10 9:54:29 AM  
Another, that totally sounds like a back breaker.
 
2014-12-10 9:58:04 AM  
Headline of the Year !
 
2014-12-10 10:02:43 AM  
The only time Cam Newton and the term "Hall of Fame" will ever be used in the same sentence is proposing that this tagline is a first ballot HOF winner!

Great job Subby, the Inter-tubes are yours for a day...
 
2014-12-10 10:19:47 AM  

Tetrazphere: Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."


haven't won a super bowl either
 
2014-12-10 10:20:04 AM  

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Ah the Cheddar Bob year.  I like to pretend that year never happened.
 
2014-12-10 10:20:22 AM  

reubendaley: Has anyone commented on how having a lifted truck on those ridiculously large wheels and tires may have contributed to the vehicle turning over?

/contributed.
//not caused, contributed.
///not saying caused. Saying contributed.


No, because nobody actually cares. They just need to know if he will play this weekend for fantasy football purposes.
 
2014-12-10 10:29:51 AM  

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I miss that farking retard as much as he DIDN'T miss receivers.

\2007 Penn State game - QB sneak from the ND 40 with no time left.  That sums his intellect up completely.
 
2014-12-10 10:32:59 AM  

neglogon: Tetrazphere: Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."

haven't won a super bowl either


The NFC South is so jacked up right now the Panthers could still make it to the playoffs even with a current record of 4-8-1.

/Even the Bucs at 3-9.
 
2014-12-10 10:33:08 AM  
First thing I thought of
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2014-12-10 10:35:35 AM  
.....at 2-11*
 
2014-12-10 10:44:40 AM  

Tetrazphere: neglogon: Tetrazphere: Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."

haven't won a super bowl either

The NFC South is so jacked up right now the Panthers could still make it to the playoffs even with a current record of 4-8-1.

/Even the Bucs at 3-9.


The Bucs have been mathematically eliminated
 
2014-12-10 11:12:22 AM  

The Southern Logic Company: EyeballKid: [cbschicago.files.wordpress.com image 594x396]
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Ah the Cheddar Bob year.  I like to pretend that year never happened.


Ol' Squishy-Face.
 
2014-12-10 11:24:12 AM  

neglogon: Tetrazphere: Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."

haven't won a super bowl either



And Tony Romo never will. Note how many times Romo throws behind his receivers where they have to stop in mid stride to catch the ball.
 
2014-12-10 11:26:42 AM  
Just before the crash, he shouted "Here's the tricky part!"

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2014-12-10 11:30:24 AM  
Great Lede, subby
 
2014-12-10 11:34:52 AM  

reubendaley: Has anyone commented on how having a lifted truck on those ridiculously large wheels and tires may have contributed to the vehicle turning over?

/contributed.
//not caused, contributed.
///not saying caused. Saying contributed.


I know that piece of road well and I have no clue how he got enough speed up to actually flip the truck once, much less 3-4 times. I have a really fast car and I'd have a hard time getting up over 50MPH where he wrecked. Where he was coming from has shiatty tore up pavement and very skinny lanes and its always congested. It opens up as you cross the bridge so I guess he could have floored it. I've had people pull out in front of me by running the very same stop sign as the other driver did. So, you know, I don't farking floor it there(or anywhere uptown). Local news said its the 4th most dangerous intersection in Charlotte.
 
2014-12-10 11:36:31 AM  
Well I had Benjamin in flex this week, that's gone now. Olsen stays put however

/yes, fantasy implications were the first thing to go through my head when I heard the news, just like all of you
 
2014-12-10 11:38:39 AM  

Snarky Acronym: neglogon: Tetrazphere: Nice!
This has been playing on Atlanta sports radio - "Cam newton now has something else in common with Tony Romo...a back fracture."

haven't won a super bowl eitherAnd Tony Romo never will. Note how many times Romo throws behind his receivers where they have to stop in mid stride to catch the ball.


Wut?
 
2014-12-10 11:53:34 AM  

natural316: Well I had Benjamin in flex this week, that's gone now. Olsen stays put however

/yes, fantasy implications were the first thing to go through my head when I heard the news, just like all of you


I was thinking of sitting Olsen for Charles Clay. Figure Miami is going to have to throw to keep up with NE, and I don't know how much throwing Carolina will do.


However, my first thought was 'Man, I hope he's okay and it isn't career ending... because I may want to draft him for Fantasy next year.'
 
2014-12-10 12:04:16 PM  

reubendaley: Has anyone commented on how having a lifted truck on those ridiculously large wheels and tires may have contributed to the vehicle turning over?


The lift and over sized wheels probably caused the truck to flip over.

/Sorry I couldn't get here sooner, I was driving as fast as I could.
 
2014-12-10 12:04:38 PM  

INeedAName: natural316: Well I had Benjamin in flex this week, that's gone now. Olsen stays put however

/yes, fantasy implications were the first thing to go through my head when I heard the news, just like all of you

I was thinking of sitting Olsen for Charles Clay. Figure Miami is going to have to throw to keep up with NE, and I don't know how much throwing Carolina will do.


However, my first thought was 'Man, I hope he's okay and it isn't career ending... because I may want to draft him for Fantasy next year.'


This week is for a spot in the finals, also a guaranteed $600 for each winner ($1200 for 1st, $600 for runner up) but they're playing TB so it shouldn't be a problem
 
2014-12-10 12:04:55 PM  

sammyk: reubendaley: Has anyone commented on how having a lifted truck on those ridiculously large wheels and tires may have contributed to the vehicle turning over?

/contributed.
//not caused, contributed.
///not saying caused. Saying contributed.

I know that piece of road well and I have no clue how he got enough speed up to actually flip the truck once, much less 3-4 times. I have a really fast car and I'd have a hard time getting up over 50MPH where he wrecked. Where he was coming from has shiatty tore up pavement and very skinny lanes and its always congested. It opens up as you cross the bridge so I guess he could have floored it. I've had people pull out in front of me by running the very same stop sign as the other driver did. So, you know, I don't farking floor it there(or anywhere uptown). Local news said its the 4th most dangerous intersection in Charlotte.


35mph is enough to roll a vehicle multiple times.
 
2014-12-10 1:08:57 PM  

deanis: reubendaley: Has anyone commented on how having a lifted truck on those ridiculously large wheels and tires may have contributed to the vehicle turning over?

/contributed.
//not caused, contributed.
///not saying caused. Saying contributed.

No, because nobody actually cares. They just need to know if he will play this weekend for fantasy football purposes.


If you are still in the playoffs with Cam as a starter the rest of your team must be pretty damn good.

2812/19 total tds/ 11 picks aint to great
 
2014-12-10 1:26:16 PM  
The other driver was flagged for roughing the passer.
 
2014-12-10 1:37:33 PM  

natural316: INeedAName: natural316: Well I had Benjamin in flex this week, that's gone now. Olsen stays put however

/yes, fantasy implications were the first thing to go through my head when I heard the news, just like all of you

I was thinking of sitting Olsen for Charles Clay. Figure Miami is going to have to throw to keep up with NE, and I don't know how much throwing Carolina will do.


However, my first thought was 'Man, I hope he's okay and it isn't career ending... because I may want to draft him for Fantasy next year.'

This week is for a spot in the finals, also a guaranteed $600 for each winner ($1200 for 1st, $600 for runner up) but they're playing TB so it shouldn't be a problem


I'm actually considering Lavonte David as my defensive starter. If he's good to go, he could be a nice play against a uncertain Carolina QB situation.
 
2014-12-10 2:29:59 PM  
There is a reason when you lift a truck far above it's center of gravity you put roll bars on it.
Bro-truck with a lift kit... (when you live in a southern city that sees adverse conditions befitting such a vehicle once every 5 years and which the closest to "off-road" it gets is when it rolls through a mud filled pot hole.) ... lol!

/bros don't let bros bro trucks.
 
2014-12-10 2:33:43 PM  
Police confirmed he was doing the speed limit.  Please review your closest monster truck rally footage for slow high center of gravity vehicles flipping a lot.

DA under center this sunday, Return of the Buc killer.
 
2014-12-10 2:39:31 PM  

LoneDoggie: Police confirmed he was doing the speed limit.  Please review your closest monster truck rally footage for slow high center of gravity vehicles flipping a lot.

DA under center this sunday, Return of the Buc killer.


Yeah, but when you get hit low, as that Malibu hit him, it rolls the truck... seen it a million times... youtube for mini-cooper takes out a suburban.  They already have high center of gravity, going slow doesn't change that.

but nice try.

(Also probably the reason monster truck tires are so huge.. increase the footprint, increase stability... Hardly the set up on said bro trucks. )
 
2014-12-10 2:43:31 PM  

Drakuun: LoneDoggie: Police confirmed he was doing the speed limit.  Please review your closest monster truck rally footage for slow high center of gravity vehicles flipping a lot.

DA under center this sunday, Return of the Buc killer.

Yeah, but when you get hit low, as that Malibu hit him, it rolls the truck... seen it a million times... youtube for mini-cooper takes out a suburban.  They already have high center of gravity, going slow doesn't change that.

but nice try.

(Also probably the reason monster truck tires are so huge.. increase the footprint, increase stability... Hardly the set up on said bro trucks. )


not trying to disagree with you, I've been on the giving end of a flip before, it didn't take a huge transfer of force to have them on their roof.

/the beer cans spilling out of the car was a bonus.
/my s is c isn't it b?
 
2014-12-10 2:47:37 PM  

LoneDoggie: Drakuun: LoneDoggie:


I figured I was probably misreading that comment.... I'm also in a full on sarcastic bent at the moment so everything seems dubious at first blush..

My apologies.. :)
 
2014-12-10 2:48:25 PM  

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Hey, that isn't a picture of the great Jake Delhomme!
 
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