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(Mental Floss)   If, like me, you've been wondering if Napoleon Bonaparte is responsible for Nutella-related crimes skyrocketing worldwide, you're right. In related news, there's a worldwide Nutella-related crime problem   (mentalfloss.com) divider line
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Sin_City_Superhero
2014-11-25 6:50:52 PM  
Q: What do you get if you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

A: Linoleum Blown-apart
 
Empty H
2014-11-25 9:12:10 PM  
I can understand people loving the stuff. I personally don't care for it. What I don't understand is people trying to pretend that it is healthy. It is not healthy.
 
Flappyhead
2014-11-25 9:12:16 PM  
GOD!
 
AliceBToklasLives
2014-11-25 9:21:24 PM  
If you have ever dated a woman, Nutella is your friend
 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock
2014-11-25 10:34:38 PM  
If, like me, you've actually been wondering how many times to chew sunflower seeds and salad greens so they don't get stuck in your pre-butt and your intestines have to wash them out like the anal firehose of doom, then the answer, to which my ex-girlfriend will attest, is "MORE".
 
BobBastard
2014-11-25 10:35:03 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: If you have ever dated a woman, Nutella is your friend


This man is right, you know.
 
wildcardjack
2014-11-25 11:46:59 PM  
It's like the college version of Tide. Recognized product, high value density, gets used up, and you can tell if someone has jacked with it.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-11-26 12:02:43 AM  
We Canadians have Superstore and Extra Foods to sell us wonderful President's Choice chocolate hazelnut spread.  Which is better than Nutella.  The far less expensive No Name brand, as far as I can tell,  is Nutella.
 
nulluspixiusdemonica
2014-11-26 12:21:39 AM  
Spamverts. Spamverts everywhere.

The stuff is foul.
 
Doc Batarang
2014-11-26 2:42:18 AM  
The reason I hate it is this: after people eat it, a lot of the time they say crap like "oh, I feel so gross" or "that was sooo bad for me" and follow it up with a fake giggle.

This ilk make me feel bad because I have to be an asshole objecting to an amazing level of farking insipidity.

I know "tell us what you REALLY think, Dr."
 
docmattic
2014-11-26 6:15:58 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: We Canadians have Superstore and Extra Foods to sell us wonderful President's Choice chocolate hazelnut spread.  Which is better than Nutella.  The far less expensive No Name brand, as far as I can tell,  is Nutella.


As a fellow Canadian with a son who is a confirmed Nutella addict, I had no idea PC's hazelnut spread was that good...thanks!

/so ashamed
 
Bhags
2014-11-26 6:51:42 AM  
Home made bagels with Nutella spread one half and marshmallow fluff spread on the other. Sometimes I'll spread some peanut butter on there also. Or stick banana slices in there.
 
Duane Dibbley
2014-11-26 7:17:58 AM  

Empty H: What I don't understand is people trying to pretend that it is healthy. It is not healthy.


Who claims that Nutella is healthy?
 
Cheese eating surrender monkey
2014-11-26 8:48:56 AM  

Duane Dibbley: Empty H: What I don't understand is people trying to pretend that it is healthy. It is not healthy.

Who claims that Nutella is healthy?


Nutella does.
They've been feeding (hahaha, I'm so witty) people "it's part of a balanced breakfast" bullshiat for 30 years or so.
It's only part of a balanced breakfast if you compensate by eating 6464313163474313 fruits and veggies per day.
 
semiotix
2014-11-26 10:33:26 AM  
I read that as Napoleon Dynamite, which somehow seems more plausible.

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Tina, come get some ham! I put Nutella™ on it, you fat lard!
 
nosearchimi
2014-11-26 2:20:00 PM  
¨the smearing¨ does sound bad
 
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