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		Don't you hate it when your breakfast gets interrupted by total bollocks (mirror.co.uk)		51
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Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock

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2014-11-21 11:57:35 PM

I am familiar with bollocks, and with the dog's bollocks. Total bollocks are a foreign thing. Perhaps you meant Sydney Pollack?

Interrupted bollocks, on the other hand, are a horse of another color. If the interrupted bollocks are, indeed, on the other hand, then one must make inquiries of the owner of the other hand.

If the owner of the other hand is not known, then, if it is still attached, one must make the appropriate inquiries. Or, as it were, the inappropriate inquiries. If it is not attached, then one must in no circumcision make any inquiry whatsoever.

We may wish to avoid The Yakuza, since the appropriate inquiries may suddenly turn inappropriate in any circumstance. And otherwise, even so, we may not be able to go back to the way we were. So let me show you my tootsie and name dropping exit stage left even.

bearded clamorer

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2014-11-22 12:00:39 AM

Approves

Marcus Aurelius

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2014-11-22 12:08:50 AM

I'm no expert but...

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2014-11-22 2:10:48 AM

That's just nuts

Bob Down

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2014-11-22 2:13:41 AM

Yack. I almost threw up my Brussels Sprouts.

Bob Down

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2014-11-22 2:15:42 AM

I'm no expert but...: That's just nuts

Somebody is going to get the sack, that's for sure.

UsikFark

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2014-11-22 2:27:07 AM

I can't tell because they pixelated it, but I'm guessing his knees were off-putting.

BigDamn

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2014-11-22 2:27:31 AM

I love articles that quote the tweets of random intarweb people.
Very compelling...
as a reminder why I don't use Twitter.

UsikFark

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2014-11-22 2:33:28 AM

Wait... a quick google shows they did the same farking video at least three years ago, as this youtube video dated November, 2011 shows:

NSFW because MAN-BALLS.

/and why is the doctor not wearing gloves??

Phelon Hardtimes

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2014-11-22 2:38:06 AM

UsikFark: Wait... a quick google shows they did the same farking video at least three years ago, as this youtube video dated November, 2011 shows:

NSFW because MAN-BALLS.

/and why is the doctor not wearing gloves??

Who likes to use a rubber?

mr lawson

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2014-11-22 2:45:39 AM

she can interupt me any time.

I'm no expert but...

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2014-11-22 2:48:38 AM

Bob Down: I'm no expert but...: That's just nuts

Somebody is going to get the sack, that's for sure.

This is getting silly so I'm going to gonad do something else

cyberspacedout

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2014-11-22 2:58:22 AM

This whole escapade was inspired when the doctor was asked his opinion of the morning show folks, and responded, "I feel they're nuts."

GonzoNihilist

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2014-11-22 3:03:57 AM

Breakfast just isn't the same without sausage and beans.

Apos

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2014-11-22 3:30:32 AM

There is a vas deferens between vital health education and shock programming.....

danielscissorhands

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2014-11-22 3:53:19 AM

Dahnkster

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2014-11-22 4:04:22 AM

Just turn of the telly....

If you find you are confronted with dangling testicles in real life... Just do what I do. Look those bullocks squarely in the eye and firmly say, "Go nads!"

I predict this thread will be...

SpeedyBB

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2014-11-22 4:16:06 AM

So kindly clarify if you will how this is any more offensive than being bombarded with a barrage of Kotex and/or hemorrhoids commercials, with descriptive terms like "leakage", as I am attempting to enjoy my rare dinner out?

I Like Bread

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2014-11-22 4:16:48 AM

I'm no expert but...: Bob Down: I'm no expert but...: That's just nuts

Somebody is going to get the sack, that's for sure.

This is getting silly so I'm going to gonad do something else

Don't get testy.

phrawgh

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2014-11-22 4:25:50 AM

SpeedyBB: So kindly clarify if you will how this is any more offensive than being bombarded with a barrage of Kotex and/or hemorrhoids commercials, with descriptive terms like "leakage", as I am attempting to enjoy my rare dinner out?

Big Ramifications

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2014-11-22 4:33:01 AM

reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

Big Ramifications

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2014-11-22 4:34:20 AM

GonzoNihilist: Breakfast just isn't the same without sausage and beans.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x634]

Man that makes me hungry. An extra sausage and a serving of mushrooms and it would be pure win.

HotWingAgenda

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2014-11-22 4:40:29 AM

danielscissorhands

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2014-11-22 5:35:05 AM

Big Ramifications: reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

Touché. Didn't read the farking thread.

Big Ramifications

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2014-11-22 6:37:08 AM

danielscissorhands: Big Ramifications: reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

Touché. Didn't read the farking thread.

We've all been there. Man enough to apologize and now I feel bad for even pointing it out....

BitwiseShift

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2014-11-22 7:15:21 AM

A good reason to give up coffee for breakfast.

phrawgh

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2014-11-22 7:47:37 AM

Dennis_Moore

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2014-11-22 7:49:18 AM

hitlersbrain

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2014-11-22 8:36:07 AM

Isn't showing women testicles some kind of rape?

Wulfman

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2014-11-22 8:44:57 AM

Well done, subby - thank you for eschewing the "that takes balls" routine.

Caelistis

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2014-11-22 8:54:21 AM

hitlersbrain: Isn't showing women testicles some kind of rape?

You've just committed rape by thinking about rape and posting the word "rape". CIS white patriarchal rapist scum.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER

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2014-11-22 9:05:46 AM

Human body parts: Get over them.

Ker_Thwap

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2014-11-22 9:13:11 AM

phrawgh: SpeedyBB: So kindly clarify if you will how this is any more offensive than being bombarded with a barrage of Kotex and/or hemorrhoids commercials, with descriptive terms like "leakage", as I am attempting to enjoy my rare dinner out?

[img.fark.net image 600x390]

Exactly. Heaven forbid we concern ourselves with men's health.

iron de havilland

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2014-11-22 9:24:11 AM

Where are you going out for dinner that has a TV on?

Sounds like a classy joint.

grumpfuff

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2014-11-22 9:58:37 AM

phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 500x220]

wat

ltdanman44

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2014-11-22 10:26:56 AM

Clemkadidlefark

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2014-11-22 10:51:30 AM

Bob Down: Yack. I almost threw up my Brussels Sprouts.

There's no excuse for Brussels Sprouts

dbrunker

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2014-11-22 11:14:39 AM

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

You beat me too it. Guess you get votes.
/consoling self by listening to Da Sex Pistoes

TV's Vinnie

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2014-11-22 12:55:48 PM

stuffy

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2014-11-22 1:09:22 PM

I check all 3 of mine weekly.

Duane Dibbley

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2014-11-22 2:07:00 PM

Li'l Robbie

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2014-11-22 3:05:29 PM

Never mind the bollocks....here's the....uh.....corn flakes?

danielscissorhands

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2014-11-22 3:25:44 PM

Big Ramifications: reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

danielscissorhands: Big Ramifications: reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

Touché. Didn't read the farking thread.

Big Ramifications: danielscissorhands: Big Ramifications: reubendaley: Never mind them.

Subtle.

danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

Not subtle.

Touché. Didn't read the farking thread.

We've all been there. Man enough to apologize and now I feel bad for even pointing it out....

dbrunker: danielscissorhands: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x499]

You beat me too it. Guess you get votes.
/consoling self by listening to Da Sex Pistoes

Don't feel bad Big Ramifications, my friend, but it appears that I am not the only one who didn't read the thread...

Also, great minds think alike.

On, and... on a similar note, if you go to THIS thread, you will see that someone just posted the same Misfits lyrics after I had posted them further up in the thread. I am waiting for a trifecta in that thread.

danielscissorhands

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2014-11-22 3:29:31 PM

ps: His repeat Misfits lyrics have 2 votes, while my comment that was posted first have none, which just proves how many people don't read the thread. lol

jpo2269

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2014-11-22 3:36:27 PM

What a bunch of wankers

brantgoose

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2014-11-22 3:39:46 PM

Innovative TV needs a good slogan:

Bollocks! It's What's For Breakfast TV!

Bollocks, stays crunchy in milk

The Other White Meat

Kathy and Regis Were Never Like This!

(Trust me, I am never going to cup Regis' balls--Kathy)

The Breakfast Show con huevos!

Russ1642

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2014-11-22 7:14:26 PM

See it on the internet: whatever. See it on TV: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!

BolshyGreatYarblocks

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2014-11-22 7:34:15 PM

Breakfast?

DarkVader

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2014-11-23 1:08:58 AM

Bob Down: Yack. I almost threw up my Brussels Sprouts.

You must be from Tennessee.

DarkVader

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2014-11-23 1:11:01 AM

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