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(Huffington Post)   Definitive proof that Steve Jobs was Batman   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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Flint Ironstag
2014-10-19 11:18:09 AM  
What we need now is lots of benchmark graphs showing just how many more people Batman saved over other superheroes. Who copied him.
 
Pho Cue
2014-10-19 12:22:00 PM  
Somehow, Steve Jobs is getting more press dead then he did alive.
 
rocky_howard
2014-10-19 12:23:45 PM  
Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?
 
Doc Batarang
2014-10-19 12:39:05 PM  

rocky_howard: Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?


Porn dungeon.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-10-19 12:46:49 PM  

rocky_howard: Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?


Well, he is a Christian...

And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.
 
rocky_howard
2014-10-19 1:13:24 PM  
lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-10-19 1:38:19 PM  

rocky_howard: lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.


That oughta make those biatchin' about Affleck chill out. Could be sooo much worse.
Personally, I think Ben will do just fine.
 
batlock666
2014-10-19 1:44:15 PM  

lindalouwho: rocky_howard: lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.

That oughta make those biatchin' about Affleck chill out. Could be sooo much worse.


Could have been Pauley Shore.
 
jayhawk88
2014-10-19 2:29:26 PM  
Not true. Batman actually went to a doctor when he was sick.
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2014-10-19 4:44:40 PM  

rocky_howard: Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?


Well, for one he wasn't part of the Yale crowd.
 
ThatGuyFromTheInternet
2014-10-19 4:53:40 PM  

rocky_howard: Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?


Because Keanu Reeves is passe?
 
fearmongert
2014-10-19 5:03:06 PM  

lindalouwho: rocky_howard: lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.

That oughta make those biatchin' about Affleck chill out. Could be sooo much worse.
Personally, I think Ben will do just fine.


I go back to KEATON, when he said you just have to play Bruce. The suit plays batman... I think Affleck can do a brooding, somber Wayns, much like Keatons... Damon is NOT going to be a good Robin!
 
fearmongert
2014-10-19 5:04:40 PM  

fearmongert: lindalouwho: rocky_howard: lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.

That oughta make those biatchin' about Affleck chill out. Could be sooo much worse.
Personally, I think Ben will do just fine.

I go back to KEATON, when he said you just have to play Bruce. The suit plays batman... I think Affleck can do a brooding, somber Wayns, much like Keatons... Damon is NOT going to be a good Robin!


Then again, I'm one of the FEW people that didn't mind Bales growling Batman. ...
 
Bruce Springsteen's Next Tour Stop
2014-10-19 5:34:50 PM  
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Read that as Bartman
/Maybe that is an iPod
 
Saborlas [TotalFark]
2014-10-19 6:12:44 PM  

rocky_howard: Christian Bale has so far played these guys:

Jesus Christ
Batman
John Connor
Moses
And now he'll play Steve Jobs?

Why is that guy so hellbent on playing our saviors?


Savior, my ass. Steve Jobs was a villain!
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-10-19 10:25:38 PM  

Flint Ironstag: What we need now is lots of benchmark graphs showing just how many more people Batman saved over other superheroes. Who copied him.


Poor iHater, allergic to facts.
 
Jorn the Younger
2014-10-20 12:55:16 AM  

lindalouwho: rocky_howard: lindalouwho: And you scared me subby, I thought maybe Affleck dropped out and Ashton Kucher was going to be Batman. Yikes.

My heart! Please don't joke this way.

That oughta make those biatchin' about Affleck chill out. Could be sooo much worse.
Personally, I think Ben will do just fine.


I agree - Affleck will make a fantastic Bruce Wayne, and will be just fine as Batman.
 
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