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(Mississippi News Now)   "Our funeral directors jumped in the hearse, and tried to catch him"   (msnewsnow.com) divider line
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2014-10-17 11:20:07 AM  
High-spped chase? He was close to getting his own funeral arrainged.
 
2014-10-17 11:22:10 AM  

kdawg7736: High-spped chase? He was close to getting his own funeral arrainged.


Oh crap, I meant speed and arranged. What is wrong with me today?
 
2014-10-17 12:01:58 PM  

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: High-spped chase? He was close to getting his own funeral arrainged.

Oh crap, I meant speed and arranged. What is wrong with me today?


It's Friday and you either need more coffee, or an cocktail with lunch.

I'm just trying to picture standing on a street corner while a town car comes speeding past being chased by a hearse.  A serious WTF moment.
 
2014-10-17 12:22:08 PM  
So the cops will arrest you if you're White.
 
2014-10-17 12:39:40 PM  
He left his name in the f*cking guestbook? Dude, use a fake name, like normal people.
 
2014-10-17 12:40:10 PM  
Putting the "fun" in funeral.
 
2014-10-17 12:40:25 PM  
Guy who just died of TB.  "Got anything that'll stop this coffin?"
 
2014-10-17 12:42:07 PM  
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2014-10-17 12:42:12 PM  
How does that thought process go?  Who steals a hearse?  Outside of Steven King.
 
2014-10-17 12:42:17 PM  
"Hinds county investigators say the car thief rode up to the funeral on his bike, which he dropped by the front door of the church, then and went inside. There he left his calling card, and a big clue for deputies, a signature on the funeral registry. Tonight, Davarous White is behind bars. "

That's like pathologically poor impulse control
 
2014-10-17 12:42:57 PM  
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2014-10-17 12:43:45 PM  
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2014-10-17 12:44:10 PM  
You stay classy Davarous White

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2014-10-17 12:45:03 PM  

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That belongs to a fark regular poster.
 
2014-10-17 12:45:15 PM  

Random Internet Persona: How does that thought process go?  Who steals a hearse?  Outside of Steven King.


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2014-10-17 12:45:28 PM  
Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.
 
2014-10-17 12:46:31 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.


funny voted
 
2014-10-17 12:47:59 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.



I like you.
 
2014-10-17 12:47:59 PM  
100 miles and hour?

Is that fast?
 
2014-10-17 12:50:06 PM  

pottie: 100 miles and hour?

Is that fast?


It's so fast that it affects both space AND time.
 
2014-10-17 12:51:15 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.


I feel with all the witnesses they had him dead to rights.
 
2014-10-17 12:51:37 PM  

kdawg7736: High-spped chase? He was close to getting his own funeral arrainged.


They were close to reading HIS eugoogly!
 
2014-10-17 12:53:58 PM  

rkiller1: Random Internet Persona: How does that thought process go?  Who steals a hearse?  Outside of Steven King.

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Well, ok, you got me there.
 
2014-10-17 12:55:20 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.


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2014-10-17 12:55:56 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right. It must be urned.


Ohh !
And that pun from a groan man!
 
2014-10-17 12:57:49 PM  
There's a Ghostbusters joke in there somewhere, but I'm not fast in mourning.
 
2014-10-17 12:59:14 PM  
And Jesus said "Roll out, Lazarus!"
 
2014-10-17 1:02:34 PM  

Apos: Hearse travel is a privilege, not a right rite. It must be urned.


/Fixed
 
2014-10-17 1:04:26 PM  
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A half dozen internet points to the first farker to ID this.
 
2014-10-17 1:04:47 PM  
Thats no way to say "Good mourning"
 
2014-10-17 1:04:55 PM  
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what about Lydia?
/sweet sweet Lydia
 
2014-10-17 1:11:29 PM  
love the film.
Witness thinks it's redickless
 
2014-10-17 1:18:06 PM  

MooseBayou: Guy who just died of TB.  "Got anything that'll stop this coffin?"


That joke was so painful it hearse.

/unapologetic
 
2014-10-17 1:21:47 PM  

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what about Lydia?
/sweet sweet Lydia


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Lydia the tattooed lady!

la-la-laaa
la-la-laaaaaa!
 
2014-10-17 1:22:59 PM  
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"To the Bat-hearse Robin!"
 
2014-10-17 1:28:19 PM  
Q: Did you hear about the snake charmer and funeral director who got married?

A: Their towels say "Hiss" and "Hearse".
 
2014-10-17 1:30:52 PM  
So, the deceased took one last ride....

Sweet.
 
2014-10-17 1:33:51 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: And Jesus said "Roll out, Lazarus!"


And, Lo! Lazarus did rolleth out spiting flames out the rear.
 
2014-10-17 1:51:53 PM  
I guess we're all slowly dying off...

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/7 years of posting Animal House pics on Fark.com down the drain...
 
2014-10-17 1:57:54 PM  
Was it over when the Germans turned a Lincoln Continental sedan into a hearse?
 
2014-10-17 2:06:31 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Was it over when the Germans turned a Lincoln Continental sedan into a hearse?


It was when Harold converted the Jaguar.
 
2014-10-17 2:10:52 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Was it over when the Germans turned a Lincoln Continental sedan into a hearse?


Lulz.
 
2014-10-17 2:11:39 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Was it over when the Germans turned a Lincoln Continental sedan into a hearse?


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2014-10-17 2:17:49 PM  

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A half dozen internet points to the first farker to ID this.


The infamous three-hearse chase scene at the end of the terribly underrated 1966 movie The Wrong Box. With absolutely brilliant performances by veterans John Mills and Sir Ralph Richardson, an obviously heavily inebriated Wilfred Lawson, but especially Peter Sellers in what I argue is his greatest role...Dr. Pratt. "I have not always been as you see me now."
 
2014-10-17 2:18:35 PM  
"We just can't have nice things.  I guess we'll have to go back to dumping the bodies in the swamp, and leave the "funerals" for the high-rollers...."
 
2014-10-17 2:38:09 PM  

MBooda: yakmans_dad: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 256x180]

A half dozen internet points to the first farker to ID this.

The infamous three-hearse chase scene at the end of the terribly underrated 1966 movie The Wrong Box. With absolutely brilliant performances by veterans John Mills and Sir Ralph Richardson, an obviously heavily inebriated Wilfred Lawson, but especially Peter Sellers in what I argue is his greatest role...Dr. Pratt. "I have not always been as you see me now."


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No, I once had a thriving practice in fair Camden Town. I specialized in rare malign  diseases of the spleen. The sick and the groggy would queue at my door. The accolade itself was within my grasp
 
2014-10-17 2:47:14 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: I guess we're all slowly dying off...

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/7 years of posting Animal House pics on Fark.com down the drain...


I see your Deathmobile and raise you:

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Too obscure?
 
2014-10-17 3:03:50 PM  
Was anyone else disappointed this wasn't a zombie story?

/I wouldn't be caught dead in the back of a hearse...
 
2014-10-17 3:34:09 PM  
"High speed chase, 100 miles and hour," said Ford. "Our funeral directors jumped in the hearse, and tried to catch him and he was driving 90 miles and hour and the car went off and left him. Then Sheriff's department got in pursuit."

And...?
 
2014-10-17 5:06:09 PM  

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: High-spped chase? He was close to getting his own funeral arrainged.

Oh crap, I meant speed and arranged. What is wrong with me today?


I'm gonna go with "stroke".
 
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