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2004-02-23 03:16:23 PM  
Repeat - but probably worth mentioning twice.
2004-02-23 03:22:51 PM  
Wasn't there one of these places in Dragnet the movie?
2004-02-23 04:44:45 PM  
Didn't the Beverly Hillbillies try to open a topless coffee shop once?
2004-02-23 06:01:14 PM  
Mocha-chocalata ya ya!

Just make sure they put down the scalding cup of coffee before you get the lapdance.

And I don't think it was accidental that the second word in that article is "stiff".
2004-02-23 07:43:08 PM  
If I were to make an existing establishment topless, it would be an arcade. Adult men still like video games and pinball, just not that much. But add some boobies, double all the game prices and you'll have a very lucrative business.
2004-02-23 08:11:45 PM  
Well instead of small medium and large, they could offer B, C, and D cups of coffee.
2004-02-23 08:13:27 PM  
Wow! zzzzzZZZ! zzzzZZZZ!
2004-02-23 08:13:48 PM  
Be careful if you ask for cream.
2004-02-23 08:14:27 PM  
Very clever dervish.... hahahaha
2004-02-23 08:15:48 PM  
I hope they don't have a problem with spilling.
2004-02-23 08:16:19 PM  
Customer: "give me a cup of Jo"


Manager: "no cupping the waitresses"
2004-02-23 08:17:16 PM  
In the previously posted article, I thought he'd abandoned the idea due to pressure from the townspeople.
2004-02-23 08:17:48 PM  
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"Ok senor, I'll take my shirt off but I don't see how this is going to help sales."
2004-02-23 08:18:55 PM  
Isn't this the third time we've seen this?
2004-02-23 08:19:03 PM  
Wow, I like how the last sentince is "St. Michael was unavailable for comment." I know that St. Michel is the guy's last name, but they way they worded it makes it sound like the angel didn't contact yahoo for comment.
2004-02-23 08:23:27 PM  
2004-02-23 08:25:04 PM  
andonbray: Didn't the Beverly Hillbillies try to open a topless coffee shop once?

More of a diner, really. It wasn't pretty when it was Granny's turn to go topless.
2004-02-23 08:25:12 PM  
And even though city laws do not require the Heavenly Angels to impose an age limit, St Michel has decided to only admit those 18 or over.

That sucks. If I could have been 16 and gone to a topless coffee shop, I would have paid ANY price for the coffee. I love any city that doesn't have a minimum age requirement for something like this.
2004-02-23 08:25:54 PM  
I do not particularly care for bottomless cups. The last time I used one, my Pepsi spilled all over the farking table. No, I insist my cups have a bottom.

Topless waitresses, though, that's just fine with me.
2004-02-23 08:26:21 PM  
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2004-02-23 08:26:38 PM  
Does the orange nipple spray decaffeinated?
2004-02-23 08:28:30 PM  
used to be a topless coffee/doughnut place in ft.lauderdale,fla on federal highway. it was named "R"Donuts. stayed pretty busy for a while.that was almost twenty years ago.
2004-02-23 08:28:50 PM  
according to the starbucks site there isn't a Starbucks within 50 mileas of this town. Business should be based on a good product, Who really wants to be awake and alert looking at some 45 year old boobs? Get a better business plan and you wont go out of business when the publicity goes away.
2004-02-23 08:37:20 PM  
I think this story is more updated than the last one we saw, anyhow. An age limit? Oh come on, I bet all the junior high boys (and high school) would be in there the second after the bell rang at the end of the day. The girls too seeing as there is all this lesbian chic stuff going around these days. Why do girls like that (im not stereotyping every single female on the planet) get so easily drawn into this stuff, dont they realise they are being taken advantage of by the guys, as well as being inculuated with values that entertain the guys and are an insult to their intelligence? If they do it for the attention, then I can think of few things sadder.
2004-02-23 08:40:44 PM  
Mmmmmm, coffee! Us programmers like coffee. And boobies! Mmmmmmmm, boobies!
2004-02-23 08:41:57 PM  
I'm having trouble imagining what a topless coffee-shop waitress would look like. Does anyone have any good links?

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2004-02-23 08:47:33 PM  

I'm having trouble imagining what a topless coffee-shop waitress would look like. Does anyone have any good links?

I'd like to imagine she looks like this, only topless:

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2004-02-23 08:50:19 PM  
Yeah, that's a good one. But she doesn't have any coffee. It's hard for me to imagine two things at once.

Well, three.
2004-02-23 08:57:40 PM  
McGovern 72

That's awesome... I wish I could vote for it.
2004-02-23 08:58:32 PM  
When I worked at Starbies with 17 girls (I was the only guy), there were quite a few of my coworkers I would have loved to see topless. But I wouldn't have gotten anything done. Hell, I barely got anything done as it was. Mmm Barista chicks!
2004-02-23 08:59:30 PM  
"Kiss my grits!" responded local area watress Flo.
2004-02-23 09:28:45 PM  
Nice one
2004-02-23 09:34:39 PM  
how many farking times will this be posted?
2004-02-23 09:58:31 PM  
I'm kinda new to Fark, so maybe someone can tell me how to get a submission accepted. I keep getting rejected because something was already submitted in 2002, but I see the same old stuff getting run over and over, sometimes 2x or 3x in the same week.

Obviously, the mods either do not read Fark themselves (outsourcing to India?) or it's all automated. But some of the stuff I want to submit have not alternate website to beat the instant-rejection rule.

2004-02-23 10:11:27 PM  
I wonder how long before one of these waitresses sue because their breasts were severely burned serving coffee that was overly hot...
2004-02-23 10:20:58 PM  
If I could have been 16 and gone to a topless coffee shop, I would have paid ANY price for the coffee. I love any city that doesn't have a minimum age requirement for something like this.


Boobioes for all!
Okay, boobies for none!
Okay, boobies for some, seven-dollar mocha latte for others.
2004-02-23 10:32:04 PM  
Cafe Risque - right down the road from me. Serves all nude breakfast - 24 hours a day.

Is that a hair in my eggs?

webareitall.com (NSFW)
2004-02-23 10:46:17 PM  
There was a topless donut shop in Fort Collins Colorado in the early 90's. I went there once and the women were aggressively hideous. The place got shut down after a few months because they were trafficing drugs in the shop...no lie. That is all.
2004-02-23 10:50:52 PM  
Repeating articles, and the people who point them out, are a few of my favorite things
2004-02-23 11:37:24 PM  
Am I the only one that doesn't see how topless waitresses in a coffee shop will boost sales? By making it a topless place this guy is actually shutting himself off from possible customers. Ah, anyway, more power to him.
2004-02-23 11:44:44 PM  
Wow, it took 8 posts to finally get to the "milk" joke.

iollow - best simpsons reference in a while!
2004-02-24 06:11:56 AM  
Bottomless cups, bottomless waiters?

/Hey, take that weener out of my coffee! I already got a stirrer!
2004-02-24 12:56:41 PM  
St Michael indeed.
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