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(YouTube)   Once seen, this '80s karate rap video cannot be unseen   ( divider line
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4578 clicks; posted to Video » on 01 Oct 2014 at 12:16 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2014-10-01 10:49:35 AM  
wow. just... wow.
2014-10-01 11:05:47 AM  

FlashHarry: wow. just... wow.

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2014-10-01 12:21:00 PM  
Oh. My. F***, so much awesome.

Train your bodyyy. I'm a ninja-ah-ah-ah-ah.
2014-10-01 12:27:30 PM  
Not a proudest Paul Hardcastle moment
2014-10-01 12:43:32 PM  

FlashHarry: wow. just... wow.

Couldn't have said it better.

2014-10-01 12:44:26 PM  
I was having a bad day, but no longer.
2014-10-01 12:44:36 PM  
I had forgotten about that song.... I hate you.
2014-10-01 12:49:04 PM  

LewDux: Not a proudest Paul Hardcastle moment

Rick Blasthouse.
2014-10-01 12:50:44 PM  
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2014-10-01 12:51:14 PM  
Did someone say Jew-jit-su?
2014-10-01 12:53:01 PM  
2014-10-01 12:53:06 PM  

2014-10-01 1:09:29 PM  
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2014-10-01 1:13:35 PM  
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I think the follow-up album "Kiss my Converse" was better
2014-10-01 1:15:06 PM  
Well that was certainly a thing.
2014-10-01 1:42:39 PM  
A challenger appears:

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2014-10-01 2:18:11 PM  
"How can we offend two separate cultures simultaneously? Wait, I've got it!"
2014-10-01 2:21:30 PM  
Assistant cameraman Ernest Jew?  You gotta be kidding me:

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2014-10-01 2:23:50 PM  
Around the 2:15 mark he throws the mic stand and then it falls back in through the it!
2014-10-01 2:32:13 PM  
2014-10-01 2:34:51 PM  
If you didn't stay for the hot girl at 4:08, you should go back and see her.
2014-10-01 2:45:46 PM  
Some appropriate Santa Hates You.  (A bit NSFW)
2014-10-01 2:56:52 PM  
Samaurette today:

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2014-10-01 3:11:34 PM  
Surprised the "asians" didn't all look like Mickey Rooney...
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2014-10-01 3:39:03 PM  
This is too good/bad to be real... At first I thought it was a Jimmy Fallon-type spoof.
2014-10-01 4:04:20 PM  
What a karate rap looks like
2014-10-01 5:07:06 PM  
actual lyric: "Karate means you never have to say you're sorry."

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2014-10-01 6:22:42 PM  
I fapped to that.
2014-10-01 8:11:34 PM  
Itch Knee Saw She?
2014-10-01 8:56:36 PM  

Rambino: FlashHarry: wow. just... wow.

Couldn't have said it better.


Wrong. That is the lamest, most useless, least expressive comment one could possibly type. Anyone could have said it better.
2014-10-01 11:26:18 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [ image 370x190]

I think the follow-up album "Kiss my Converse" was better

Isn't that Sho-Nuff?

AUAIOMRN: Itch Knee Saw She?

Awful pronunciation.  They should be beaten.  Often.  And probably were.
2014-10-02 2:06:58 AM  
I practice in my car.
I'm a ninjar
2014-10-02 2:32:30 AM  
I uh..what...umm... I don't
2014-10-02 3:58:29 AM  
I was lobbed by tuu men!
2014-10-02 5:22:55 AM  
Good stuff, thanks subby
2014-10-02 6:48:30 AM  
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2014-10-02 8:48:56 AM  
These guys are much more impressive, and not so full of teh ghey.
2014-10-02 9:02:44 AM  
2014-10-02 10:02:51 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [ image 370x190]I think the follow-up album "Kiss my Converse" was betterIsn't that Sho-Nuff?

2014-10-02 11:39:14 AM  
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Best Rap about Karate ever!
2014-10-02 1:38:46 PM  
2014-10-02 2:44:29 PM  

JesterJoker55: [ image 334x365]

Best Rap about Karate ever!

Damn, that brings back memories.
2014-10-02 9:32:35 PM  


Some background on the video.

The name of one the geisha "girls" is "Barry Bernal".
2014-10-03 12:08:17 AM  
Ok, ok. I'm not crazy am I? They're using/ripping off GLOW's intro music aren't they?
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