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(Cracked)   Cracked predicts what your favorite celebrities will be doing 20 years from now. The best one is No. -4,600. I mean, No. 12   (cracked.com) divider line
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Kevin72
2014-09-18 1:26:05 AM  
-1 for 20 click slide show. Did you really click 20 times and expect us to do the same?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2014-09-18 2:01:05 AM  

Kevin72: -1 for 20 click slide show. Did you really click 20 times and expect us to do the same?


There's a nice prominent link right above the "Begin Slideshow" button that says "Article View."

Wouldn't want to wear out your click finger.
 
wildcardjack
2014-09-18 7:13:54 AM  
It's a four pager, not a total slideshow. And Wheel of Fortune is already plenty scary, one faulty fire sprinkler from washing their Dorian Grey portraits.
 
perigee [TotalFark]
2014-09-18 7:34:17 AM  
Your blog sucks.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-09-18 7:39:40 AM  

Sensei Can You See: Kevin72: -1 for 20 click slide show. Did you really click 20 times and expect us to do the same?

There's a nice prominent link right above the "Begin Slideshow" button that says "Article View."

Wouldn't want to wear out your click finger.


Not seeing the link on mobile.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
Into the blue again
2014-09-18 7:41:54 AM  
why the fark did i click on that? Subby you are bad and should feel bad.
 
IlGreven
2014-09-18 7:51:35 AM  
...also, they gave Zoe Quinn a listicle. Clearly, they're in on the GamerGate conspiracy.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-09-18 7:52:31 AM  

Into the blue again: why the fark did i click on that? Subby you are bad and should feel bad.


It's  Fark user image .  Don't you know better already?  Do I need to write you a list of reasons?

If I did, it would get greenlit.   *ducks*
 
Into the blue again
2014-09-18 7:54:11 AM  

elvisaintdead: Into the blue again: why the fark did i click on that? Subby you are bad and should feel bad.

It's  [img1.fark.net image 77x27] .  Don't you know better already?  Do I need to write you a list of reasons?

If I did, it would get greenlit.   *ducks*


I JUST CAN'T HELP IT! It sounds like a funny premise. You have no need to duck, I blame me first then subby. Then no one else. Wait are you subby? I'm feeling stabby!
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-09-18 8:21:43 AM  

Into the blue again: elvisaintdead: Into the blue again: why the fark did i click on that? Subby you are bad and should feel bad.

It's  [img1.fark.net image 77x27] .  Don't you know better already?  Do I need to write you a list of reasons?

If I did, it would get greenlit.   *ducks*

I JUST CAN'T HELP IT! It sounds like a funny premise. You have no need to duck, I blame me first then subby. Then no one else. Wait are you subby? I'm feeling stabby!


NOT Subby. My *ducks* was referring to the large number of horrible (often sponsored) cracked links.
But please, stab away! :D


ALSO, Deslided
 
Premeditated_Road_Rage
2014-09-18 8:34:35 AM  
What is the deal with the '-4,600'?
 
Vantango84
2014-09-18 8:40:49 AM  
Cracked's propensity for putting everything on two pages was pretty annoying, but they just recently went back to their old ways of putting every item of a listicle on its own page. It's mind boggling that there's not more backlash in the comments, I mean some of these damn things have a hundred words per page.

It's especially disappointing since they just recently started doing the interview articles which are mostly pretty interesting. Yet even more annoying when trying to read something on there on a phone that's over the data cap for the month.
 
CarnySaur [TotalFark]
2014-09-18 8:43:07 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?


It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.
 
Miss Stein
2014-09-18 8:43:49 AM  
Awww, they included Alex the African grey in AfterLife Squares.
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2014-09-18 8:45:11 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?



Only thing that makes any kind of logical sense is that Fark is threatened of being sued for copyright/trademark infringement for using the CNN logo without explicit written permission from CNN themselves.  Which is why this is the only tag that has been altered.  Until someone with authority says otherwise, I'm going to assume lawsuit/C&D.
 
Premeditated_Road_Rage
2014-09-18 8:46:27 AM  

CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.


Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.
 
Premeditated_Road_Rage
2014-09-18 8:47:09 AM  

Xanlexian: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?


Only thing that makes any kind of logical sense is that Fark is threatened of being sued for copyright/trademark infringement for using the CNN logo without explicit written permission from CNN themselves.  Which is why this is the only tag that has been altered.  Until someone with authority says otherwise, I'm going to assume lawsuit/C&D.


Ahh - okay.  Thanks
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2014-09-18 8:48:21 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: Xanlexian: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?


Only thing that makes any kind of logical sense is that Fark is threatened of being sued for copyright/trademark infringement for using the CNN logo without explicit written permission from CNN themselves.  Which is why this is the only tag that has been altered.  Until someone with authority says otherwise, I'm going to assume lawsuit/C&D.

Ahh - okay.  Thanks


Again, this is only assumption.  Since nothing else I can imagine makes since.
 
Vantango84
2014-09-18 8:49:20 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.

Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.


It's what Wolf Blitzer wound up with on celebrity jeopardy, and Fark was told by CNN not to use their logo for links anymore, so they went with the Blitzer jab.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-09-18 8:50:21 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.


Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.


this - check out Wolf's score on Jeopardy!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Xanlexian [OhFark]
2014-09-18 8:50:26 AM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.

Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.


This is what it is referencing:

whenfallsthecoliseum.comView Full Size
 
Wellon Dowd
2014-09-18 9:29:50 AM  
The mark of quality: By Cracked Readers
 
Weidbrewer [OhFark]
2014-09-18 9:32:08 AM  

Vantango84: Premeditated_Road_Rage: CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.

Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.

It's what Wolf Blitzer wound up with on celebrity jeopardy, and Fark was told by CNN not to use their logo for links anymore, so they went with the Blitzer jab.


Makes total sense.  Thanks, and I'm glad I wasn't the only one who didn't know.
 
varmitydog
2014-09-18 9:35:08 AM  
pagead2.googlesyndication.comView Full Size


Who the hell is it? Oh, it's a come on for some web site.
It took me a minute to figure out this was an ad and not one of the latest teenybopper pop tarts.
 
dennysgod
2014-09-18 9:44:57 AM  
That was just horrible to watch, you could have tried to find someone who has at least heard of Photoshop. My 7yo could have done a better job with MSPaint.
 
LeroyBourne
2014-09-18 9:49:23 AM  
They soiled Johnny 5.
 
steamingpile
2014-09-18 10:01:01 AM  

spamdog: Maybe Drew is pissed that CNN is regarded as a real news org.


Not really, it just masquerades as one.
 
dletter
2014-09-18 10:04:11 AM  

varmitydog: [pagead2.googlesyndication.com image 300x250]

Who the hell is it? Oh, it's a come on for some web site.
It took me a minute to figure out this was an ad and not one of the latest teenybopper pop tarts.


Well, at least going tot he nsfwallet website introduced me to the goats...I mean the TREW-grip "rear type" keyboard.

That name has to be intentional, right?  I mean, it almost seems like they just made this product to make a bunch of jokes like that.
 
doczoidberg
2014-09-18 10:16:57 AM  
The Zoe Quinn article yesterday was awesome.

Tons of butthurt in the comments. I couldn't resist feeding some of them.

Listen, just because some loser can't handle being dumped doesn't mean it's OK to harass and make death threats against some chick.
 
Six_By_Nine
2014-09-18 10:29:06 AM  

doczoidberg: The Zoe Quinn article yesterday was awesome.

Tons of butthurt in the comments. I couldn't resist feeding some of them.

Listen, just because some loser can't handle being dumped doesn't mean it's OK to harass and make death threats against some chick.


I'm really surprised that the whole Zoe Quinn business gets talked about anywhere other than among gamers.

Not because of the supposed ban on discussing it by certain websites, but because "OMG! Game journalism is corrupt!", like most people really care about gaming journalism.  Hell, I'd almost be surprised about the press it HAS gotten, but to my understanding, that's more the Streisand Effect than anything else.
 
Rixel
2014-09-18 10:29:29 AM  
List fails.   #1 easily should be:

www1.pictures.zimbio.comView Full Size
 
flaminio
2014-09-18 10:30:46 AM  

elvisaintdead: Premeditated_Road_Rage: CarnySaur: Premeditated_Road_Rage: What is the deal with the '-4,600'?

It's a joke that reeks of desperation, is what it is.


Yeah, but what is the -4,600 referencing?  I know what the 'joke' in #12 is.

this - check out Wolf's score on Jeopardy!

[img.fark.net image 684x412]


That picture needs something...

flaminio.comView Full Size


Better...
 
DjangoStonereaver
2014-09-18 10:47:39 AM  
A couple of observations:

NDT is way too smart to ever run for President.

In 20 years, there will be WAY more actors who have played the Doctor.  By my estimation, assuming they
change doctors an average of once every 2.5 years (as they have since the reboot of the series in 2005),
there will be 8 more Doctors (not counting stunt casting and half-Doctors like The War Doctor).
 
Kome
2014-09-18 11:14:04 AM  
Is number 10 Jimmy Carr or Tom Cruise? Because, the profile of the face looks kind of like both, and the underlying joke is believable for both, albeit for wildly different reasons.
 
flaminio
2014-09-18 11:20:08 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: A couple of observations:

NDT is way too smart to ever run for President.


Furthermore, he is way too smart to win the Presidency. We like our politicians dumb and pandering over here.
 
Pentaxian
2014-09-18 12:07:41 PM  

Vantango84: Cracked's propensity for putting everything on two pages was pretty annoying, but they just recently went back to their old ways of putting every item of a listicle on its own page. It's mind boggling that there's not more backlash in the comments, I mean some of these damn things have a hundred words per page.

It's especially disappointing since they just recently started doing the interview articles which are mostly pretty interesting. Yet even more annoying when trying to read something on there on a phone that's over the data cap for the month.


I have to say that the articles on Cracked have really improved recently. Especially when they have articles written by someone who has experienced the topic. For example, this one is really good.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21520_5-lies-you-probably-believe-abo ut -my-life-with-schizophrenia.html
 
George_Spelvin
2014-09-18 12:11:28 PM  
Cracked is one of the few "comedy" sites that I find, on the average, to be funny.  Worth the click --most-- times.

Today was not one of them.
 
bborchar
2014-09-18 12:14:47 PM  
#1 is so, so true.

/I'll also look like that by the time it comes out
 
chuggernaught
2014-09-18 1:53:11 PM  

Kevin72: -1 for 20 click slide show. Did you really click 20 times and expect us to do the same?


Holy Jumpin' Jeebus!  Click a button 20 times!  Farkin' slave drivers around these parts.

/Or you could click one button and view the article...
 
Kevin72
2014-09-18 2:09:22 PM  

chuggernaught: Kevin72: -1 for 20 click slide show. Did you really click 20 times and expect us to do the same?

Holy Jumpin' Jeebus!  Click a button 20 times!  Farkin' slave drivers around these parts.

/Or you could click one button and view the article...


As Lindalouwho reported upthread, such an option is not available to mobile.
 
Zachery
2014-09-18 2:21:25 PM  

varmitydog: [pagead2.googlesyndication.com image 300x250]

Who the hell is it? Oh, it's a come on for some web site.
It took me a minute to figure out this was an ad and not one of the latest teenybopper pop tarts.


That ad was the only part of the "article" I enjoyed.  I guess any link with a -$4600 joke can get green lit.
 
Rednaxel
2014-09-18 4:38:05 PM  

varmitydog: [pagead2.googlesyndication.com image 300x250]

Who the hell is it? Oh, it's a come on for some web site.
It took me a minute to figure out this was an ad and not one of the latest teenybopper pop tarts.


The other day this ad sent me down a rabbit hole of sexy cosplay on deviant art.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-09-18 6:46:56 PM  

elvisaintdead: Into the blue again: elvisaintdead: Into the blue again: why the fark did i click on that? Subby you are bad and should feel bad.

It's  [img1.fark.net image 77x27] .  Don't you know better already?  Do I need to write you a list of reasons?

If I did, it would get greenlit.   *ducks*

I JUST CAN'T HELP IT! It sounds like a funny premise. You have no need to duck, I blame me first then subby. Then no one else. Wait are you subby? I'm feeling stabby!

NOT Subby. My *ducks* was referring to the large number of horrible (often sponsored) cracked links.
But please, stab away! :D


ALSO, Deslided


Thanks!
 
walktoanarcade
2014-09-18 6:53:40 PM  
Unfunny garbage.

Cracked used to be funny when its writing had more Seanbaby in it.
 
tick1111
2014-09-18 7:25:59 PM  

varmitydog: [pagead2.googlesyndication.com image 300x250]

Who the hell is it? Oh, it's a come on for some web site.
It took me a minute to figure out this was an ad and not one of the latest teenybopper pop tarts.

OHHHH

the things I'd do to that waving grandma.
 
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