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(New York Daily News)   Man-eating leopard targets drunks walking home; has killed 12 so far. "I'm sure you won't taste any better because you've consumed liquor," says an expert. Well, yeah -- that's why they're called beer GOGGLES, not seasoning   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-09-14 12:10:59 PM  
So much Gold here, where to start,,

I spotted the problem right away.
 
2014-09-14 2:06:33 PM  
Leopard learns liquored locals less leery, lively
 
2014-09-14 2:44:20 PM  
I think things taste tasty when they are pickled.
 
2014-09-14 3:00:58 PM  
Some people live in the habitat of something that can kill and eat them and respond to this by DELIBERATELY lowering their coordination, balance, and ability to sense and react to danger?  And then walking home, alone, at night?

That leopard is probably thinking "Man, I wish the antelope would be this courteous."
 
2014-09-14 3:04:14 PM  
I guess you could say that leopard can really
( •_•) ⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
spot his victims.
 
2014-09-14 3:07:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Leopard learns liquored locals less leery, lively


Niiiiice.
 
2014-09-14 3:07:58 PM  
The meat is sterile.
 
2014-09-14 3:09:23 PM  
I thought cougars seeked out young, drunk guys
 
2014-09-14 3:10:02 PM  

blatz514: I thought cougars seeked out young, drunk guys


Seeked?
 
2014-09-14 3:12:43 PM  
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2014-09-14 3:16:07 PM  
Even drunks should know better than to mess with a man who eats leopard.
 
2014-09-14 3:19:21 PM  
You might not taste better but if you can't reliably walk in a straight line let alone run in one you will be much easier to catch. Which I suspect is rather the point.
 
2014-09-14 3:23:07 PM  

elvisaintdead: I guess you could say that leopard can really
( •_•) ⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
spot his victims.


YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
 
2014-09-14 3:23:18 PM  
It could have been.  They could have been stalked by these guys.
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/Have you ever needed someone so bad?
//No, but I can tell you I needed someone to put a sock in it so bad
 
2014-09-14 3:23:25 PM  
Were the other drunks def to thier screams for help?
 
2014-09-14 3:24:09 PM  
People carry sticks with them

That should do the trick
 
2014-09-14 3:28:07 PM  
So driving drunk is OK here?
 
2014-09-14 3:28:30 PM  

K3rmy: It could have been. They could have been stalked by these guys.


What has nine arms and sucks?
 
2014-09-14 3:29:54 PM  
I've heard of cougars stalking drunk young men, but leopards? ;^)
 
2014-09-14 3:32:28 PM  
How could they NOT taste better?  I use beer or wine for seasoning cooking all the time.
 
2014-09-14 3:34:43 PM  
"I'm sure you won't taste any better because you've consumed liquor."

That what SHE said.
 
2014-09-14 3:37:51 PM  

abhorrent1: People carry sticks with them

That should do the trick


The Winchester Thunderstick(tm).  Saying "here kittykittykitty" since 1873.

There are pictures of the aftermath of leopard attacks, some are gruesome.

Leopard swallows woman whole (warning - GRAPHIC)
 
2014-09-14 3:37:59 PM  
"C'mere, kitty, kitty, oooo, you're a big kitty, oh yes you are, uh-huh....ACK!"
 
2014-09-14 3:39:21 PM  

Duane Dibbley: You might not taste better but if you can't reliably walk in a straight line let alone run in one you will be much easier to catch. Which I suspect is rather the point.


Wait - are we talking about the leopard, or the women stumbling home drunk?
 
2014-09-14 3:39:41 PM  

studebaker hoch: Leopard swallows woman whole (warning - GRAPHIC)


The horror... the horror...
 
2014-09-14 3:43:23 PM  

theorellior: K3rmy: It could have been. They could have been stalked by these guys.

What has nine arms and sucks?


In 1992, a girl I knew loved these guys, and had tickets to see them in concert. Her boyfriend was going to be out of town, and she didn't want to go alone, so she asked me if I would accompany her. I wasn't much of a fan, but she was nice, so I went along as a favor more than anything. Maybe they benefited from my low expectations, but they put on a very good show. Joe Eliot hit all of his notes, and all of the songs sounded as good or better than the studio versions. Maybe I caught them on a really good night.
 
2014-09-14 3:44:09 PM  
When you take an exotic vacation, you go to India.
When you go to India, you stop at a Himalyan village tavern.
When you stop at a Himalyan village tavern, you imbibe the local quaff.
When you imbibe the local quaff, you get deliriously drunk.
Annnnd when you get deliriously drunk, you end up falling prey to a leopard on your way home.

DON'T DRINK AND END UP AS PREY FOR A LEOPARD ON YOUR WAY HOME.
 
2014-09-14 3:44:23 PM  
I wonder if MADD could get a few of those, train them to jump through car windows?
 
2014-09-14 3:45:21 PM  
The Panther by Ogden Nash
The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.
 
2014-09-14 3:50:20 PM  

blatz514: blatz514: I thought cougars seeked out young, drunk guys

Seeked?


It's India....should be "Sikhed"
 
2014-09-14 3:50:23 PM  
I enjoyed the part where the leopard waits until they leave the shiatter. Then they don't taste like Bud Light and/or Taco Bell.

/taco bell in india?
 
2014-09-14 3:54:00 PM  
It's not his fault.  There was a two drunk minimum and he just got carried away.
 
2014-09-14 3:55:57 PM  

Apos: When you take an exotic vacation, you go to India.
When you go to India, you stop at a Himalyan village tavern.
When you stop at a Himalyan village tavern, you imbibe the local quaff.
When you imbibe the local quaff, you get deliriously drunk.
Annnnd when you get deliriously drunk, you end up falling prey to a leopard on your way home.

DON'T DRINK AND END UP AS PREY FOR A LEOPARD ON YOUR WAY HOME.


DON'T BLAME THE VICTIM, YOU MONSTER!!1!!!
 
2014-09-14 4:01:24 PM  

studebaker hoch: abhorrent1: People carry sticks with them

That should do the trick

The Winchester Thunderstick(tm).  Saying "here kittykittykitty" since 1873.

There are pictures of the aftermath of leopard attacks, some are gruesome.

Leopard swallows woman whole (warning - GRAPHIC)


Where the hell do you find a leotard that big? The tent store?
 
2014-09-14 4:07:54 PM  

Chariset: Some people live in the habitat of something that can kill and eat them and respond to this by DELIBERATELY lowering their coordination, balance, and ability to sense and react to danger?  And then walking home, alone, at night?

That leopard is probably thinking "Man, I wish the antelope would be this courteous."


Besides, the eating you part, you can get killed walking home drunk or not anywhere on earth and hell you just might get eaten in Milwaukee.
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2014-09-14 4:08:52 PM  

Chariset: Some people live in the habitat of something that can kill and eat them and respond to this by DELIBERATELY lowering their coordination, balance, and ability to sense and react to danger?  And then walking home, alone, at night?

That leopard is probably thinking "Man, I wish the antelope would be this courteous."


The ones in India go into cites to eat(mostly dogs)
 
2014-09-14 4:16:02 PM  
So the fat cats keep getting fatter. **rimshot**
 
2014-09-14 4:24:39 PM  
FTA: "Many of those who have been attacked by the leopard were savaged after they left an outdoor toilet."

Smart leopard. Wait until they're done. Don't want'em squirting yellow & brown all over the place as you're biting into them.

/thanks, I'll show myself out....
 
2014-09-14 4:31:49 PM  
I know deer around here sometimes get drunk from eating fermented apples and other fruit. I wonder if putting rotting fruit and/or just plain alcohol in the woods would make the wild deer get drunk, thus enabling the aging leopard to eat them instead of drunk humans?
 
2014-09-14 4:37:13 PM  
Is alcohol believed to be a factor?
 
2014-09-14 4:49:59 PM  
I'm seeing a possible fun goat simulator mod.

"Darwin's little helper."
 
2014-09-14 4:53:59 PM  
Indian drunk, huh?  The leopard probably had a few bites, and once the spiciness kicked in he was done.
 
2014-09-14 4:54:15 PM  
Indian FARKers better watch out.
 
2014-09-14 4:56:01 PM  

FatherChaos: Indian drunk, huh?  The leopard probably had a few bites, and once the spiciness kicked in he was done.


I wonder if the Leopard just really likes the local curry blend.   Does eating a drunken Indian give you the curry shiats too?
 
2014-09-14 4:56:37 PM  
It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying

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2014-09-14 5:01:45 PM  

studebaker hoch: abhorrent1: People carry sticks with them

That should do the trick

The Winchester Thunderstick(tm).  Saying "here kittykittykitty" since 1873.

There are pictures of the aftermath of leopard attacks, some are gruesome.

Leopard swallows woman whole (warning - GRAPHIC)


Win.
 
2014-09-14 5:01:50 PM  
I knew a guy with a turkey farm and he would humanely slaughter the turkeys by pouring an entire bottle of an orange liqueur like triple sec, Cointreau, Grand Marnier, curacao etc. and then wait for them to pass out and be almost dead before decapitating and bleeding them out while the heart was still beating. He said it was the best way to do any fowl a l'orange and he'd tried a number of recipes.  I always wondered if you wouldn't do better by just feeding them orange oil for days because you can smell garlic even on your own skin when you've overindulged.
 
2014-09-14 5:18:27 PM  

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 MaudlinMutantMollusk: Leopard learns liquored locals less leery, lively

 
2014-09-14 5:18:56 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: It's not his fault.  There was a two drunk minimum and he just got carried away.


I expect my shrimp to be poop free, why not humans.
 
2014-09-14 5:20:57 PM  
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"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time."
 
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