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(AZ Family)   If you're passed out on a houseboat and roll into the water, let your friends know that you're going to swim to shore before they call out a big search party to look for you   ( azfamily.com) divider line
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2014-09-02 09:49:03 AM  
rollin' in the river.
2014-09-02 11:22:01 AM  
He didn't bathe on the boat 'cause he wanted to wash up on shore.
2014-09-02 11:38:25 AM  
So does the idiot have to reimburse the county PD for the cost of the search?
2014-09-02 11:52:28 AM  
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2014-09-02 12:03:36 PM  
AZ double feature. Still angling for its own tag.
2014-09-02 03:34:08 PM  

KidneyStone: Local kids here jumped in the lake (big, biiig lake) when cops busted up a late night party.  They found almost all of them alive.

I know those kids were dumb as hell and should win Darwin awards, but this is still exactly the sort of thing that happens when the cops go around prosecuting people for nothing crimes.
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