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(My Fox Chicago)   Nothing like those dog days of summer, high on meth, burglarizing a home and cooling down by splashing toilet water on your face. (With mugshot goodness)   ( divider line
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2014-08-31 07:18:59 AM  
Eww de toilette.
2014-08-31 08:05:06 AM  
Thanks Obama !
2014-08-31 08:06:44 AM  
Classic mugshot.
2014-08-31 08:07:45 AM  
Not even once.
2014-08-31 08:12:11 AM  
Twenty-five years of bad decision-making.
2014-08-31 08:25:05 AM  
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I splashed what on my face?
2014-08-31 08:31:52 AM  

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I splashed what on my face?

Is that pink eye setting in, or just the redeye from a bender?
2014-08-31 08:34:43 AM  
Something something shiatfaced.
2014-08-31 08:38:18 AM  
What, no "penis goes where" photo yet?
2014-08-31 08:39:58 AM  
Or did the responding officers gave him a swirly before hauling him off to jail, and realized they needed a cover story?
2014-08-31 09:25:02 AM  
2014-08-31 09:32:55 AM  
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Splashed? Subby did say "dog days."
2014-08-31 10:37:54 AM  
Meth is a wonder drug. I wonder why the fark anyone would use it.
2014-08-31 11:05:45 AM  
i mean it's absurd that we have fresh water to poop in in the first place. seems like a waste of resources.
2014-08-31 11:47:15 AM  

mojo wire: Meth is a wonder drug. I wonder why the fark anyone would use it.

Because they want to walk to St. Louis one weekend.
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