macross87: You know who else enjoyed oppressing a peasent?
Recoil Therapy: So the way the camera was panning back & forth the neighbor had to have been watching it live.
dolphinsgonwild: CSBWhen I was young, my friend and I were sitting on my front porch watching city workers take half the damn day to lay down grass in a small 15x20 patch on the side of a building. As soon as they left, we both went over, rolled it back up and put it back on the pallet they took it off of. Next day was hilarious!/why yes, alcohol was involved, why do you ask?
WhackingDay: Spring for 1080p and/or an optical zoom, and you might even be able to recognize people in the footage.
nickdaisy: Seems like a pretty lucrative crime. Since a woman is involved she'll probably just screw it up though. Women are only good for cooking and making babies.(I've been testing the waters on this new Fark censorship policy for a couple of days and haven't found the breaking point yet. Is it rape jokes? Because I'm not really comfortable with those but if that's what it takes to make a statement I'll do it. "Why did the rape victim cross the road? To go shoe shopping." Is that enough? Will that do it?)
Recoil Therapy: So the way the camera was panning back & forth the neighbor had to have been watching it live. Why couldn't he call the neighbor/police to go outside & ask them to stop/drive up & say 'what's all this then'. If it took 40 min to complete, even the slowest police dept had enough time to respond. Very strange./probably should check & see if the neighbor has a 2nd house with a new lawn just to be sure
mutterfark: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x300]Surprised not to see this./or maybe i'm the only one who will admit to having watched it? ;p
Langdon_777: Bullshiat.So obviously set up. Automatic panning camera ? oh come off it.Mind you I bet they have made a decent amount of the film.
reubendaley: Wasilla Hillbilly: I've never done it, but I often have a strong urge to steal freshly laid sod. I have no idea why. It's not like I'm a kleptomaniac or anything, but there's just something about those alluring squares of grass.Pieces of sod are usually rectangular but we get what you mean.
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